Tumblr Crushes:

all of you should come over to my house and we can make martinis and watch movies with popcorn and go rob banks and then go on a road trip to scotland

(also i don’t CARE that there’s an ocean between scotland and canada we’ll figure something out.)

zducifer replied to your post: i kind of want to cut my hair really short like …

do it man i was self-conscious about my manly jawline but i cut it short anyway because screw everybody else and then it made my jawline look better idk anyway my point is if you want to do it

yeah but mine is like the opposite

you see i have no jawline at all so i’m worried it would look silly

also my glasses idk they are too big for me idk how they would work with short hair

please ignore my boobs i am in a towel as per usual