zayn the vain

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I don’t wanna live forever 

One Direction Preference #2

*He Tickles You*

Niall: “Hey babe! Come here, I want to show you something.” Niall, your boyfriend of 2 years yelled. “Coming!” You yelled back. You quickly made your way towards the staircase left of the couch. You frantically opened the door, only to be tackled. “Niall! Get off of me!” You screamed, struggling underneath him. “Not yet!” He yelled back, aligning his hands at your sides. “No, No! Niall!” You yelled, half-begging. “Too late!” He immediately began to tickle you. He laughed loudly as you struggled to get away from him. “N-Niall p-please!” You stuttered, tears in your eyes from laughing so hard. “Alright, alright.” He said, stopping, pulling you into his chest. “Thank you.” You said, still recovering.

Liam: “Bring the popcorn with you when you come back in here!” You heard your boyfriend of nine months yell from the living room. “Well, obviously.” She answered sarcastically rolling your eyes as you did so. “Did you just roll your eyes at me?” He asked from the doorway of the kitchen. “Uhm, no. I promise, no.” You answered, cringing away from him. Whenever you rolled your eyes at him, he tickled you, and you HATED being tickled. “You know what happens when you roll your eyes at me.” He threatened. “Please, no Liam.” You begged, shying away from him. “Too late.” He said, putting his hands at your waist, and tickling you. You immediately began to laugh, kick, scream, and attempt to push him away. Unfortunately, your efforts failed miserably. "Liam, please. That’s enough!“ You said, finally pushing him away. "I’m sowwy.” He pouted, giving you the cutest puppy dog eyes. “Whatever loser, lets go watch this movie.”

Louis: You were currently watching the video diaries from The X-Factor Days. “I like girls that eat carrots!” Louis stated, giving a small smile. Pausing the video, you setup your printer, and printed out a bunch of memes of Louis saying, “I like girls who eat carrots, and taped them to the walls, doors, and mirrors. You went to the refrigerator, and pulled out all kinds of carrots. You mainly used them for cooking purposes, but today, you were going to remind Louis of the old days. By the old days, you mean 2010. Feeling devious, you set the carrots all over the house, and even taped some to yourself. Maybe your boyfriend would find it humorous, because you sure did. "Babe, I’m home!” He yelled, closing the front door. “Bab-” He stopped. “What the actual fuck.” He said, a laugh escaping his throat. You heard footsteps coming towards the kitchen, so you quickly went, and sat down at the table like nothing was out of the ordinary. When he made it to the kitchen, he realized you were sitting at the table. “Y/n, did you do this?” He asked, a laugh once again escaping. You just smiled wide, and nodded your head yes. He walked over to you and acted like he was going to hug you, but instead he began to tickle you. “No, Louis! You’re going to break the carrots!” You yelled, trying to pry his hands off of your ribcage. He just cackled in response. He eventually stopped, and hugged you. “You know, today your band got formed, that’s why I did all this.” You mumbled into his shoulder. “I know, it’s a bit unreal that 4 years ago today, I was just auditioning. Now look at us.” He said, hugging you a little tighter. “I know, and I’m so proud of you!” You praised. Now to clean this up.

Zayn: “Zayn is vain!” You yelled upstairs to your boyfriend, who was still getting ready for your date. “I am not!” He yelled back, laughing. “Zayn, babe. We’re only going to a movie, you’re not meeting the queen.” I laughing, walking up the stairs. “I know, I know. But it wouldn’t be meeting her, seeing as I’ve already met her.” He said, sending me a pleased smile. “I’m so proud of how far you’ve come.” You said, giving him a huge hug. “I know, and I love you for sticking by me, even though it may not’ve been easy at times, you still pulled though, and I love you for it.” He said, placing his hands on your waist. “It was hard, and sometimes I wanted to wrap my hands around your neck, but I didn’t, thankfully.” You said, leaning your head on his shoulder.  “Oh really now?!” He asked, sounding devious. “Oh no.” You muttered. Whenever Zayn got that devious tone in his voice, he tickled you. He immediately began to tickle, and pinch at your sides, making you wiggle, and kick. “Pl-please stop!” You begged, grabbing his wrists. “Okkaayyy, fineeee.” He said, pulling you in for a kiss.

Harry: “Hey curls.” You said, giggling when your boyfriend wrapped his arms around you. “Hello love.” He whispered, giving you a huge teddy bear hug. “About damn time you wake up.” You taunted, giving him an innocent smile. His eyebrows raised, as a smile played on his lips. “Are you taunting me?” He asked, stepping away in mock hurt. “Maybe, maybe not.” You answered, laughing as he looked away shocked. “You’re going to pay for that.” He threatened, stepping towards you. He didn’t give you time to process what was about to happen. Which probably would’ve been beneficial for you, but oh well. He pretended to hug you, but at the last second moved his hands to your stomach to tickle you. “No! Harry, quit!” You yelled, laughter echoing throughout the apartment. “Say Harry is the sexiest, most amazing boyfriend ever, and I’m so happy he’s all mine!” He said, pinning you to the floor. A few minutes ago you were upright, but when the tickling began, your legs said nope. “HARRY IS THE SEXIEST, MOST AMAZING BOYFRIEND EVER, AND I’M SO HAPPY HE’S ALL MINE!” You yelled, hoping he’d stop, and eventually he did. “I’m sorry, but you knew it was coming.” He teased, leaning down, and kissing you.

ONE DIRECTION'S BAND ROLES

LIAM, HE’S THE SMART ONE
HARRY, HE’S THE FLIRT
ZAYN, IS VAIN (SEE WHAT I DID THERE)
NIALL, IS THE FUNNY ONE
AND LOUIS’S THE LEADER (BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY ONE THAT WAS LEFT)

hey what’s up it’s been a while 🎧

anonymous asked:

i hate all these lm blogs just siiding with perrie saying zayn is shit.. it annyoys me yeah he isnt perfect but like.. perrie isnt either?? its annyoing. watch how they forgret about perrie when lm is dropped.. like the annoumcent they were suposed to have was just a lmae lm day without a date... and no alumb yet or single.. but its coming nxt month like okay

No, yeah ok, Zayn’s not perfect but out of those 5 boys he IS the least problematic. I’ve never seen Zayn get into trouble that was his fault. It’s always ‘scandals’. Much to this fandoms disappointment he’s only been drunk once in 5 years and it’s obviously a situation of when they tell him to jump, his only acceptable reply is how high? 

There has always been an agenda with Zayn. From the vain brown boy to the whipped boyfriend, to the so afraid of his religion they don’t even know it exists.

Zayn’s a biracial man, in a boyband marketed to pre teen white girls using daddy’s money to hire them out for the odd £20k as well as being able to spare at least $800 to ‘meet and greet’ them yearly.

It’s sad and it’s sickening they’ve whitewashed him so much this world sees him a whipped puppy to his white princess but at the same time he’s SO STRAIGHT and into vaginas, he’s never and won’t be ever able to control himself.

Little Mix has an upcoming single and album. This is the reason this happened once again. The narratives don’t change, they’re just tweaked and that above all else makes me mad to the point it feels personal.

Okay but does anyone remember back in like 2013 when 1D was at their prime and literally EVERY SINGLE fanfiction about one direction included Carrots, Spoons, Play boy Harry, Super vain Zayn, and Niall ALWAYS eating nandos, because for some reason that was literally all we really truly knew about them. Do you remember?!! Those were such simpler times!

vassappening1d  asked:

Hi Sasha, I loved your latest aaood analysis, as usual. I feel so stupid though cause I don't understand the last part 😳 (the one about their individual wishes). Could you please elaborate more on that? What does Louis' reaction represent? And what about Mark's depiction of their wishes? I felt like it maybe meant solo projects for ziam but not sure what to make of Niall and Harry's wishes (as well as Louis' reaction watching them all).

Hi and thanks babe.

Well, Louis’ reaction reminded me of Jim from The Office.

Basically it’s a “nah” face. So, I don’t think any of the wishes were meant to be taken seriously. They were a rehash of how they’ve been stereotyped: ultimate dude bro Liam, vain Zayn, harmless hungry Niall and cougar hunter Harry. So the wishes were just a cover for what is really going on. What’s really going on will be revealed when the time is right.

No, just NO...

I am feeling so bad that many directioners are not including Zayn in the preferences. I mean why are we giving up on him so fast when actually this is the time when we have to fight for him the most. If we give up on him, we give up on the 5 years of Bradford Bad Boy, DJ Malik, or the Vain Zayn. Our boys, Liam, Harry, Louis, or Niall have not given up on him. Remember it was not Zayn’s decision but management’s cuz noone can get out of a contract so fast. Getting out of a contract with 16 millions but him being with one direction is worth billions, how can a money minded management exchange a boy worth billions with millions without putting up a fight or sueing him or something.
And all about the Zayn and Louis fight about NB is irrelevant and totally shady, cuz the management has the control over the boys’ twitter….many things lead up against the management.

But I wanna know what do you think too…so tell me…😊😊😊

Please don’t give up on Zayn.
He is still our same old Bradford Bad Boy, who was vain and loved DJing, chicken and ofcourse mirrors.

floumingoharry  asked:

Harry and Louis started the whole Larry Stylinson thing??? SERIOUSLY? www(.)sugarscape(.)com/main-topics/music/1054621/lets-celebrate-4-years-one-direction-look-back-their-first-ever-interview-

link

Is this legit? I always thought it was a fan creation.

Lol at Harry’s story about taking off his clothes to shock.

The Susan Boyle thing again.

What was that line about contracts about?

Lol at vain Zayn.