zayn can't swim

  • Zayn: I can't swim.
  • Management: What? You want the "WMYB" video in the sea? Okay!
  • Zayn: No man I really don't like water.
  • Management: Well okay, let's do the "Gotta Be You" video near a lake, alright?
  • Zayn: No man I'm fucking scared of water.
  • Management: Let's do "LWWY" at a pool, that sounds nice.
  • Zayn: *Sigh* Fuck, whatever.
  • Zayn: At least it's not somewhere high, cause I'm scared of heights, you guys know that right, haha.
  • Management: Yeah hahaha.
  • Management: Let's do their VMA performance on an elevated platform!
  • Zayn: Are you fucking kidding me.