zaporizhzhia

notasubmariner  asked:

YOU KNOW I'M GONNA ASK ABOUT VASYAAA (also Hyeen?)

Vasya:

B A S I C S

  • full name: Vassili Dmirtyevich Ivanko
  • gender: Male
  • sexuality: Panromantic Asexual
  • pronouns: He/Him

O T H E R S

  • family: Three uncles (@notasubmariner‘s Mikhail, Saveliy, & Nikolai), and some shitty parents who we don’t talk about ever
  • birthplace: Zaporizhzhia, Ukraine
  • job: Sometimes Stalker, sometimes florist, sometimes nothing
  • phobias: Geese, needles, spiders, 
  • guilty pleasures: Shiny stickers and Haribo

M O R A L S

  • morality alignment?: Neutral Good
  • sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath
  • virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice

T H I S - O R - T H A T

  • introvert/extrovert: Introvert
  • organized/disorganized: Disorganised
  • close minded/open-minded: Open-minded
  • calm/anxious: Anxious
  • disagreeable/agreeable: Agreeable
  • cautious/reckless: Cautious
  • patient/impatient: Patient
  • outspoken/reserved: Reserved
  • leader/follower: Follower
  • empathetic/unemphatic: Empathetic
  • optimistic/pessimistic: Optimistic (he tries to be, anyway)
  • traditional/modern: Modern
  • hard-working/lazy: Hard-working

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

  • otp: Either Vasya/Dresden or Vasya/Smoggo
  • ot3: uuuuuuhhh Dres/Vasya/Smog or Dres/Vasya/Hugo
  • brotp: Hmm Vasya and Vanya (a little nonbinary skirt-wearing gopnik) are therapy-group bros, and he gets along very well with Foster, Klaxon, Pogo, and Larch (no matter which au)
  • notp: Vasya/Kolzak (KEEP SLIMEMAN AWAY FROM HIM)

Hyeeeena:

B A S I C S

  • full name: Andriy Pavlovich Gavrilyuk 
  • gender: Male 
  • sexuality: Pansexual
  • pronouns: He/Him

O T H E R S

  • family: A lot of people he hasn’t seen in years
  • birthplace: Kyiv, Ukraine
  • job: Stalker
  • phobias: Nothin’
  • guilty pleasures: Smonkin weeds, eating dry noodles

M O R A L S

  • morality alignment?: Chaotic Good
  • sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath
  • virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice

T H I S - O R - T H A T

  • introvert/extrovert: Extrovert
  • organized/disorganized: Disorganised
  • close minded/open-minded: Open-minded
  • calm/anxious: Calm
  • disagreeable/agreeable: Agreeable
  • cautious/reckless: Reckless
  • patient/impatient: Impatient
  • outspoken/reserved: Outspoken
  • leader/follower: Leader
  • empathetic/unemphatic: Empathetic
  • optimistic/pessimistic: Optimistic
  • traditional/modern: Modern
  • hard-working/lazy: Ehh bit of both, depending on whether he’s stoned or not

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

  • otp: Hyena/Juggler (altho i will admit to occasionally shipping him with @greenzaku‘s Basket owo;;;) 
  • ot3: Hyena/Spanner/Goose
  • brotp: He’s bros with @notasubmariner‘s Sepp in some AUs (if I’m remembering that right lmao), and Smoggo is his prank-bro
  • notp: Hyena/Voronin :D