Triple Trouble (Fucc Boi Trio)
·Butt touches and ass slaps all the time.
·Lutz and Allen bonding over their motorcycles and trying to convince their s/o to pose naked on them.
·Porn everywhere. None of them care what their s/o thinks, but at least Allen hides the super hard stuff.
·Zao always has a hand down his s/o’s shirt. Why? No one really knows.
·They were all sexy somethings for Halloween, Zao a sexy Nun, Allen a sexy School Girl, and Lutz a stripper. Lutz didn’t need the extra sexy.
·Then afterwards when they got home they gave their s/o a drunken lap dance.
·If any of them get sick they act like little kids. Zao especially.
·Whilst Zao is the only one who does any sort of hard drug, Allen chews tobacco and smokes weed, and Lutz will occasionally smoke cigarettes
·Okay but sharing a bathroom with these three sucks ass. Zao never cleans up after himself, Allen leaves all his stupid hair gel and shit everywhere, and Lutz just throws his shit everywhere because he ‘knows where it is that way’.
·Cuddling is a thing believe it or not. Usually its a everyone grab one of their s/os body parts or you don’t have a choice I want a pillow right now kinda thing.
·Soda is a staple.
·The house (if their s/o lives with them, and they probably do) is a fucking mess 25/8.
·These little shits are paranoid fucks. They will have their s/o followed around all the time.
·"Babe can you get me?“
“Doll grab that would ya?”
“Y/nnnnnnnnn get me ittttt”
·What a grand time it is when everyone comes over for Christmas or some shit and realize that these three fuckers are actually faithful. Everyone is super surprised. Their s/o is easily welcomed in to each “family”.
·Momma Oliver, (2p Russia cause I don’t know his name), and Gillen come over and clean and cook. They do mom things even though none of them are moms and (2p Russia) is just really close to Zao.
·Sex is good
·SEX IS REALLY GOOD
·Lutz never really gets angry or abusive, but the other two can go of the deep end very quickly if something doesn’t go their way.