Death of a Bachelor
I don’t know what I’m doing, but I’m writing fic again so hi, have some Klaine AU happenings based on The Bachelor!
Rated PG… for now. Butts later.
“You did what?”
“Come on, Blainey Squirt boy. It’ll be fun!”
Blaine grimaced as his older brother rambled into his ear over the phone. Every week they tried to set up at least one time and day to chat and stay in touch with each other’s lives, but Cooper, as always, had derailed that. It was six o’clock on a Thursday morning—Blaine’s one day off this week.
“Look, I had a blast when I was on The Bachelorette. Made a lot of friends, got to go all over the place on really fancy dates. It was great for my image, too. That’s how I got the recurring spot on The Young and the Restless. They’re talking about making me a regular!”
“Didn’t they kill you off last month?”
“That’s not the point. Everyone comes back to life on those shows.”