i would say my guilty pleasure show is ghost adventures but I 100% love 39 yr old zak bagans running his 2006 myspace ass around screaming about poltergeists scratching the living shit outta him w/ his super gelled hair not a centimeter outta place while aaron’s just in the distance crying

self care is coming face to face with a ghost and setting out on a quest to capture what you once saw onto video with no big camera crews following you around joined only by your fellow investigator nick groff and your equipment tech aaron goodwin as you travel to some of the most highly active paranormal locations where you spend an entire night being locked down from dusk till dawn

*The motion sensor trigged air freshener in the hall goes off with no one near it*

Me: My name is Zak Bagans. Lead investigator of the Ghost Adventures Crew. I never believed in ghosts until I came face to face with one. So I set out on a quest to capture what I once saw onto video….With no big camera crews following us around, I am joined only by my fellow investigator Nick Groff and Aaron Goodwin. The three of us will travel to some of the most highly active paranormal locations, where we will spend an entire night, being locked down from dusk until dawn….Raw…Extreme…These are our Ghost Adventures.

Me: *Hears a loud noise, home completely alone*

Also Me: There are things in this world that we will never fully understand [understand]. We want answers.  We have worked years to build our credibility, our reputation.  Working alongside the most renowned professionals in the field, capturing ground-breaking proof of the paranormal. This is our evidence, our Ghost Adventures.