How do Batter and Zacharie help their significant other when they're sick? Er, maybe poly if that's okay???
Poly Batter and Zacharie (OFF)
Batter is stern about keeping you from getting sicker- while also trying to keep his Holy Mission going. Without Zacharie to remind him of your weaknesses, you’d probably have just dropped by now.
Zacharie’s the sensible one- making sure Batter calms the fuck down and making sure you get the rest you need.
Batter gets a weird monster sickness from you like an IDIOT. He ends up even sicker than you, somehow.
Zacharie never gets sick, no matter what, so he has to take care of you both.