This season has been great, but something about it just isn’t my specific cup of tea. And then I realized what it is was.
There have been no moments as truly uplifting as when Zach Rance nominated Nicole and Cristine, and he said that if you looked up floater in the dictionary there would be a picture of Cristine and Jenn City holding hands, and proceeded to call Nicole a froot loop dingus. And to make it even better, Nicole fucking cried afterwards.
I will probably never experience something so chaotic and pure like that ever again, but at the very least, my children should.