UM, EXCUSE ME, MIZ QUINTO, BUT IT SEEMS THAT YOU FORGOT A VERY IMPORTANT ACCESSORY THIS MORNING. WHAT, IS THE HIPSTERTRON 5000 WARDROBE THE NASA SCIENTISTS INVENTED FOR YOU MALFUNCTIONING TODAY?
sorry, noah, i was in a rush and i couldn’t find a belt, and—
DON’T GIVE ME THAT CRAP. YOU ARE RICH AND FAMOUS AND YOU OWN ABOUT 89 BELTS. I KNOW BECAUSE I LIVE THERE, HEL-LO. THERE’S NO EXCUSE FOR THIS UNLESS YOU SCORED SOME KIND OF SPONSORSHIP DEAL WITH CALVIN KLEIN. DID YOU? BECAUSE IF SO, YOU SHOULD REEK OF CK ONE RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF THE USUAL EARTHY MUSK OF EAU DE PATCHOULI.
look, do you want to be walked or not.
I’M GOING TO HEADBUTT YOUR SHINS FOR THE NEXT TWENTY MINUTES. I SURE HOPE CALVIN FINDS SKINNY BLACK AND BLUE LEGS SEXY.
“What I gotta say is that I [Kirk] don’t end up with the girls; the closest thing I get to any kind of romance is with this gentleman [Zachary Quinto] sitting to my right. I’m very contented with that.”