zach and cody on deck

anonymous asked:

having a daughter with cole would include?

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• ok but first off let’s talk about cole finding out that you’re pregnant in the first place

• he would laugh it off and then see how dead serious you were, and then he’d stop laughing

• “holy shit”

• cole would lowkey freak out and just nod once or twice

• and then he’d start grinning and laughing and happy crying with you and you two would hug and embrace and just be surrounded by love and happiness

• he would spoil you your entire pregnancy

• “what if we named her jellybean??” “oh hell no cole, i am not naming my daughter after your fictional character’s little sister.”

• once your daughter was born he would freak out over every little thing

• smudge on the fridge? he would bring out every little disinfecting product you can find on planet earth.

• when she woke up in the middle of the night he’d force you to stay asleep and take care of her

• he would rock her and hum a little and she’d be back asleep in no time.

• he’d freak out when she went to preschool

• then he’d freak out more in kindergarten

• he’d be The Cool Dad™ because he’s cole sprouse for goodness sake.

• she’d grow up on the suite life of zach and cody and suite life on deck, and then act like her father and uncle dylan all day

• as she got older she would begin to watch riverdale (who wouldn’t?) and then say “why didn’t you name em jellybean?” and cole would give you this look and you’d roll your eyes and walk away because your daughter and husband would always gang up on you like that

• and when she gets her first period he’d freak out more than the first day of kindergarten

• let’s not talk about the sex talk because he’d be all over the place

• and let’s not get started on her dating. he’d kill everyone saying “i’m on riverdale and i’ll kill you like [SPOILER] clifford killed his son!” to all the boys/girls your daughter took interest in

• but honestly cole would make such a good dad ugh

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING SUITE LIFE OF ZACH AND CODY (BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE THAT SHOW AND DYLAN HAS HIS NUDES OUT SO I WANT TO SEE HOW MUCH HE’S PROGRESSED) AND I MADE A SUDDEN REALIZATION.

KIM RHODES, WHO WE ALL (WELL ALMOST ALL OF US) KNOW AND LOVE AS ZACH AND CODY’S MOM

IS ALSO IN SUPERNATURAL.

AS SHERIFF FUCKING MILLS.

SHERIFF FUCKING MILLS

THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM CANNOT BE STOPPED

EVER

WE CONTROL EVERYTHING