Okay but seriously, imagine Erwin Smith playing monopoly with the veterans. Imagine him strategically buying property and brutally bringing every single person down. Imagine all of them refusing to play with him in the future. Imagine Levi flipping the board and stealing from the bank, Hange screeching when she lands on free parking. Imagine Mike as the silent competition who always lands on life preserver and escapes financial collapse by pure luck alone. Imagine Nile as the one who loses first and is doomed to watch from the sidelines with puppy dog eyes.