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Disney Stars Rules

No. 1 - if you’re female, you shall take on a singing career and potentially become a slut. And there is a high chance you’ll be hated by millions. (The slut part is your call)

No. 2 - if you’re male, you will hit puberty and become ridiculously attractive, you probably won’t take on a singing career, but you will develop a level of such advanced humour and sarcasm that you will be loved by millions on twitter.