commercial: *videos of babies*

4 year old brother: i want a baby so bad.

me: a baby?! you’re a little young for that.

4: yeah but i just love them babies, they’re so cute.

4: they poop in diapers

me: yeah *laughs* just like you used to

4: NO but i just go to the bathroom in the toilet so i can take care of a baby today.