z51 performance

Hetalia Humor ~ APH America and APH England (Human)
  • Alfred went to police station to report his husband Arthur had gone missing:
  • Alfred : I’ve lost my husband, he went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
  • Sergeant : What is his height ?
  • Alfred : Oh, 5 something . . .
  • Sergeant : Build?
  • Alfred : Kinda slim.
  • Sergeant : Color of eyes?
  • Alfred : They’re greenish.
  • Sergeant : Color of hair?
  • Alfred : Blondish and messy.
  • Sergeant : What was he wearing?
  • Alfred : probably one of those ugly sweater vests with pants that look uncomfortable.
  • Sergeant : Did he go in a car?
  • Alfred : yes.
  • Sergeant : What kind of car was it?
  • Alfred : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.……………. *Starts to tear up*
  • Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We’ll find your car.