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DND HIGHLIGHTS direct from the ball where, of course, nothing can go calmly for one single night we are so tired send help

  • Two gay boyfriends share their first ever waltz together and are asked to roll perception checks. Of course, them too busy staring in each other’s eyes and being gay, they both roll a natural one
  • Local rogue is out of the room to smooch her girlfriends for two minutes you guys and comes back in an assassin-filled room, blood everywhere, curtains on fire. She’s had worse days tbh
  • If you are a squishy wizard being stabbed by an assassin, proceed to put the fear of god in him, ice his feet, set him on fire and then flip him off. Somehow, that last one will hurt more.
  • Gay gunslinger rolls multiple nat20s: “Our Taliesin who art in Critrole, Jaffe be thy name…”
  • Are you a yuan-ti paladin who has been forced to forgo weapons and armor for a fancy ball and thus is wondering how to help in combat? Have you considered, perhaps, using a metal tray as a shield and smiting people by biting their neck off?
  • Fancy-dressed orc boys who turn into fearsome and hot barbarians in dire situations are an excellent way to bring about the subject of threesomes in your relationship
  • Protip: don’t ruin the dress of a very pretty halfling when her friend is right there with an electric arm next to your face
  • Hey buddy, pal, friendo, I know you’ve made bad choices in life to end up a shitty assassin, but do you really want to tell the scary magic rogue she probably can’t hit you because she’s a girl? That’s how dice gods give people nat20s, man
  • “Hey could Z intimidate instead of Perce?” “Excuse you? I am offended, I can intimidate very well and I- oh god oh god I feel terrible I need a hug”
  • WANT TO MAKE YOUR PLAYERS SCREAM AND CRY????? MAKE THEM THINK THEIR FAVOURITE NPC AND SURROGATE MOM DIED AILIE YOU ABSOLUTE MONSTER (she’s fine she’s just kidnapped)

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Here’s the link if you guys want to read. This is actually pretty sweet.

23 Things You Didn’t Know About Astrology

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1. You have more than one sign.

2. Your moon sign is the sign that speaks to your emotions.

3. Your rising, or ascendant, sign represents identity, the first impression you make on others, and your outer personality.

4. Your sun sign is what motivates you from the heart and deep within.

5. Generally speaking, the compatibility of signs with one another is influenced by the elements of nature: fire, earth, air, and water.

6. Born in between signs? You might be a cusp.

7. The degrees of a sign don’t mean what you think it does.

8. Signs don’t influence your physical appearance - but they can describe it.

9. Mercury retrograde can actually be good!

10. Mercury retrograde does not actually mean the planets move back.

11. Mercury is not the only planet to have retrograde periods.

12. No, mercury retrograde is not going to ruin your life.

13. During the Reagan Administration, there was a White House astrologist.

14. If you really want an accurate reading of your birth chart, you should know your birthplace and time of birth.

15. Catholic popes used to believe in astrology.

16. According to Marchesella, everyone has some degree of all 12 signs, all the planets, and all the 12 houses of the horoscope in operation.

17. Shakespeare is known to have created some of his characters around their astrological signs.

18. British Intelligence Agency MI5 hired astrologist Louis de Wohl during WWII as a mouthpiece for wartime propaganda.

19. In Japan, people treat blood types like horoscopes and believe that personality types are tied to blood type.

20. Gerolamo Cardano, an Italian mathematician whose research lead to the invention of the combination lock, was imprisoned in 1570 for casting the horoscope of Jesus Christ.

21. The most common astrological sign in the U.S. is Scorpio (9.6 percent of U.S. population), and the least common sign is Aquarius (6.3 percent).

22. Benjamin Franklin was an astrology enthusiast.

23. Some people believe there are 12 people on a jury because of the 12 astrological houses.

As I was re-watching one piece film z I remembered why Brook is one of the most beautiful Strawhat members:

he’s protecting his captain from the rain, but he’s so tall and the umbrella wouldn’t reach Luffy, so he BENDS DOWN IN ORDER TO COVER HIM.

SUCH RELIABILITY

HE BASICALLY REAFFIRMS HE WOULD DIE FOR LUFFY NO MATTER WHAT BECAUSE HE TRUST LUFFY AND HE WOULD FOLLOW HIM TO THE HELL IF NEEDS BE!

He’s already dead tho… yohoho

And then they just walk off like that, with Brook holding up the umbrella for the future pirate king like nothing, because he’s such a wonderful skeleton and HE CARES FOR HIS CAPTAIN HEALTH, GOSH NO DROP WOULD DARE TOUCH HIS CAPTAIN’S FAIR SKIN FIGHT HIM !!!!


He’s just bones, but HECK SUCH KIND AND RELIABLE BONES HE IS 

Me Watching “Welcome to the Madness”: A Summary

WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED HIM TO WEAR THAT GLASSES

DID LILIA AGREE TO THIS CHOICE OF WARDROBE

HE’S FLYING

( ( H E C K I N G B A M B O O Z L E D ) )

WHO THE FUCK TOLD GEORGI TO DO HIS MAKE-UP

THEY FUCKING COLORED HIS NIPPLES ARE YOU VIKTOR NIKIFOROV JUNIOR???

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE

IS HE INSIDE THE RINK??

OUTSIDE THE RINK??????

*BANG*

*dies*

Important Dates for the Signs in May - 2017

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Aries: 5, 19, 21

Taurus: 4, 14, 24

Gemini: 6, 16, 28

Cancer: 12, 15, 21

Leo: 5, 14, 25

Virgo: 14, 19, 25

Libra: 9, 21, 25

Scorpio: 4, 21, 30

Sagittarius: 2, 12, 29

Capricorn: 9, 15, 29

Aquarius: 10, 19, 24

Pisces: 4, 14, 29

Important Dates for the Signs in August - 2017

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Aries: 8, 19, 28

Taurus: 9, 11, 28

Gemini: 6, 19, 25

Cancer: 6, 26, 28

Leo: 4, 14, 20

Virgo: 4, 14, 21

Libra: 7, 16, 28

Scorpio: 6, 10, 24

Sagittarius: 5, 15, 29

Capricorn: 4, 10, 20

Aquarius: 6, 12, 20

Pisces: 5, 16, 22