Patient: Doc, I think I need an antibiotic. I’m dyin here.
Wayfaring: Mmmkay…how long have you been sick with this cold?
Patient: Oh it started 2 days ago. But I think it’s moving into my chest. Probably need a Z-pak or somethin. Hey you sound kinda sick too, doc!
Wayfaring: Yeah, I’ve got the same virus you do.
Patient: Well what are you taking for it?
Wayfaring: I’m constantly sipping ginger tea with honey and lemon. And Nyquil at night.
Patient: Oh you musta just got it. It hasn’t gotten bad yet. You just wait till you’re where I am. How long you been sick?
Wayfaring: Let’s see…. today makes 3 weeks.