z has a face

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fan fiction idea Tom & Z meet when they were 8 when Z’s fam was on vacay after she left they kept in contact and when Z turned 12 his & her fam surprised her by flying Tom to her Bday party & they had their first kiss when Tom turned 16 Z surprised him by going to his bday party and they lost their virginity to each other Z becomes pregnant she doesn’t tell Tom because she is afraid of holding him back but in 06 when Tom see’s Zendaya for the first time in 4yr/s (filming Spiderman homecoming) and she has a four year old son that she never told him about he can’t help but feel a connection to Myles Thomas Coleman and Myles loves him to Tom kept asking Z “IS HE MINE” (he acts like tom but with Z’s face) now it’s 07 and Zendaya has made a resolution to tell Tom and Myles the truth can she go through with it could Tom ever forgive her think about how confused Myles would be but maybe they could be a family (also sumt)

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So everybody knows about World War Z and how the production was a ridiculously over-budget red hot mess with no ending and the studio totally freaked out and in 2012 brought in one of the guys from Lost to write an actual ending and he was like, Yeah, Brad Pitt will just crash a freaking huge 747 into Wales because that’s a place I’ve heard of and deliciously scruffy Doctor W.H.O.

(a name that I’m sure will obviously *never* be relevant in any way in the future) with his tartan shirt – which he wears because he’s Scottish OF COURSE – and his fabulous hair and fashionable brown jumper will totally fix everything and then Brad Pitt will go to Canada and also zombies.

I’m pretty sure that’s exactly how the meeting went and it clearly worked because the movie made a TON of money and was the exact opposite of the box office disaster everyone had expected it to to be.

anonymous asked:

stop reblogging your selfies it's rly annoying if no one wanted to reblog it the first time then no one is gonna want to reblog it ever

oh I’m sorry 

I couldn’t hear you over the sound

of how cute I am 

no one cares if you don’t like me reblogging my selfies 

this is my blog and I do what I want on it 

I’d rather feel good about myself then listen to you 

thanks for your input but I think I’ll reblog my own selfie posts whenever I want 

since this is my blog 

SPECULATION! ALL IN FUN!

DISCLAIMER: This post is not meant to be taken as law or fact. This is from my perspective, so I can most definitely be wrong. I will always admit when I’m wrong. This is for fun, so treat it as such. People told me to post this, so if you disagree or feel offended, then please voice it respectfully. Fyi, I didn’t plan on looking for any of this. My future occupation (physician’s assistant) requires me to be aware and to notice every single and subtle detail of my surroundings. So, unfortunately it has forced me to become too aware to the point where I scoop out everything. So, I don’t want to hear “you’re over analyzing” or “you’re delusional,” just enjoy. If you see it, then cool. If you don’t, then that’s fine. No harm, no foul! We can all get along and agree to disagree.

This is based on the slowed down version of lbauman13579’s red room video. Open two windows on your computer (the video and this post) and place them side by side and watch the video as you read this! You may need to zoom in if you can’t see.

Alright, first of all, you need to watch five people in the room at the same time. It’s possible, trust me haha. If you need to rewind the video and watch each person individually, then by all means go ahead. I saw it all the first time that I watched the video, however, every move is very subtle so you may need to rewind to catch it. You need to watch the facial expressions/body language of V and Z (of course), of the female producer with the headset on to the left of Z and of the two women standing behind Z on the red wall.

When the video begins, Z is watching the monitor and Sasha notices her and engulfs her into a hug. Before this happens, notice that a woman is walking behind the mirrors towards V whom is standing by the television on the wall. This woman was talking to Z minutes prior to this incident occurring. My guess is that the woman asked Z if she wanted her to go get V and Z told her yes. The woman goes to tell V that Z is there and he immediately searches the room for her in which he spots her in the corner. The woman returns to her position on the back wall behind Z and she begins a conversation with the woman next to her while they both watch V and Z’s interaction. Meanwhile, V makes a beeline drive towards Z. Now, this is where you have to really pay attention, while V is walking he is looking up, but because he has to wedge his body between those two women, to get past them, it forces him to look down to where he’s going. Now, watch his facial expression and body language. He notices that he sees Z’s leg from behind the chair so he continues to look down, but he can’t see the entire outfit just yet. When she moves a little from behind the chair, he notices that Z’s slit is very high, her entire leg is exposed, and that she is wearing thigh high boots. Watch his reaction! He stopped mid walk after he realized this. He salutes to the ceiling as if to thank god for what she’s wearing. Some thought that he was pointing to the cameras, but those particular cameras are in the mirrors and on the walls. That is how one is able to see them from that perspective and from that up close. If the cameras were overhead, then we would see everyone from a sky view. For example, if you were to stand on a building and look down at a group of people that’s the view you would see if the cameras were on the ceilings from that perspective. They are wall positioned as to capture the entire room from all angles. However, there are a few cameras in the ceiling. I could be wrong, but my brother used to install those in Wal-marts and elementary/high schools. Anyway, he salutes to the ceiling and, then proceeds to hug/kiss her and whisper in her ear. Then, he slides behind her to kiss and hug Claire. You can see Claire’s hands wrap around his neck from the side. Then, val slides behind Z and watch his head. He looks at her ass and follows his eye sight all the way down until he reaches her thigh high boots. He puts one arm (the right arm) around her shoulders and his other arm (the left arm) is reaching towards her boots. You can verify this by watching the woman on the wall behind them because she is smiling while she is watching them interact. The woman next to her asked a question and she responded with a laugh. I can’t really make out what she asked, but I can tell that it was about them because they gestured towards them. If you watch Z, l read her lips and she said, “Aww, thank you.” I’m assuming that it was in response to a compliment that V gave her. If you need more verification, then go back and rewind and watch the female producer’s face with the headset on to the left. While Val is standing behind Z, she has this look of disapproval/confusion on her face. Ok, moving on.

Now, when V walks away he turns around to continue talking to Z. He turns his back towards her and she shouts something behind him. Look at the female producer’s face again! It was something that was intimate because she again has that “wtf is going on” look on her face. This is important for this part to make sense, you need to watch Z’s hand/mouth and V’s hand/mouth. That sounds dirty. Sorry, anyway. V says, “Hey” and then he takes his left hand and motions toward his leg as if to ask her to move her skirt back and to drawn attention to the slit in her skirt. Watch his mouth while he does this; he sticks his tongue out. If you don’t believe me, then look at the female producer with the headset on again, she looks at Z’s legs as if to see what they’re talking about or doing. She’s being nosey now. Anyway, Z moves a little from behind the chair and watch Z’s left hand, she moves the skirt back further to expose more of her leg and the boots, while sticking her tongue out. When she does this, Val has a typical male reaction and he points at it while sticking his tongue out (a lot of tongue action sorry) and, then he balls his left hand into a fist and bites it as if to say, “damn baby don’t tease me” or “damn that’s so sexy” Z just smugly nods her head and fixes her glasses as if she is unbothered that she has that affect on him. She continues to nod and Val continues to look at her while he walks off.

The video ends here. Now, before you get all up in arms, this is once again all speculation. If you see something else, then voice it, respectfully. I don’t need disrespect for just voicing what I saw. This is not me watching with shipper glasses on. Like what frozenmorningdew has said about me, “I don’t give af about no ship.” No offense! This is just me watching as an observer. Enjoy! Thanks for reading 😘

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OMG I CANNOT EVEN BELIEVE IT HOLY FARORE I CANNOT–

NOT IN A MILLION YEARS DID I EXPECT MY PARENTS TO ACTUALLY BUY MY THE WIND WAKER WII U YET HERE IT IS PRAISE HYLIA I AM SO EXCITE I AM SCREAMING I AM STILL SCREAMING I AM FREAKING OUTTTTT

Judgement.

I’m going through my Documents and finding old stuff that was almost but never quite finished and somehow managing to wrap some of it up.  PS sorry for the sucky title. Again.

Here’s another drabble thingy I found. This one features Maks. Enjoy, my  babies. Much love to you all.

Set just after Val and Elizabeth Berkley’s elimination in season 17.

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OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY: 

I WALKED INTO GAMESTOP TODAY AND I WAS BROWSING AROUND LIKE USUAL TO KILL SOME TIME

AND THEN THIS KID WALKS IN AND IS LIKE, “I’m here to get my preorder of hyrule warriors?" 

AND I 

ALMOST DIED 

I DIDN’T REALIZE THE GAME CAME OUT TODAY?!?! AND I WALKED UP TO THE GUy AND ASKED HIM IF THEY HAD ANY LEFT AND HE SAID THEY ONLY HAD ONE LEFT THAT WASN’T A PREORDER AND SO DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? I BOUGHT IT THAT’S RIGHT AND I WAS SO EXCITED MY HANDS WERE SHAKING AND THE GUY GAVE ME A HARD TIME BUT I DON’T EVEN CARE BC I HAD A GIFT CARD AND I HAVE A SURPRISE COPY OF HYRULE WARRIORS HELL YEAH 

edit: I JUST REALIZED THIS IS MY 10,000th POST H E L L  Y E A H