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Sometimes I just wish that everyone in D.Gray-Man spoke with an accent in the English or Japanese dub. I’d love to hear Lenalee and Komui (and Kanda too?) speak english with a chinese accent, Miranda and Link with a german one, Timothy with a cute french accent and Crowley with a romanian one
Oh and let’s not forget about Allen, legendary member of the brits™, and lil’ Neah, with a scottish accent that makes everyone’s lives harder because no one frigging understands what he says when he’s possessing Allen

My Asanoya headcanons

These are my headcanons, but idc who uses them lmao.

  • Asahi gives Noya piggy-back rides and then gets worn out by all the enthusiasm and loudness Noya creates. However, this is always a great confidence boost, because Noya cheers him on. 
  • When Noya feels short spurts of energy or when he’s been away for a while, he leaps onto Asahi and hugs him. 
  • When Noya calls out taunts to larger and taller guys, he instantly hides behind Asahi, to initially make it look like he said it. 
  • Noya watches hair tutorials just so he can fidget with Asahi’s “glorious” hair. Asahi enjoys the attention and it’s another confidence booster. At least someone appreciates his long hair… 
  • During practice, Noya makes corny jokes about volleyball as a way to flirt with Asahi. 
  • Because Noya isn’t an offensive player, Asahi will sometimes allow him to sit on his shoulders and help him block/spike during practice. Bonus: Hinata will always complain about how unfair it is and yells at Kageyama for not thinking of that idea for them when practicing. 
  •  When going to theme parks and riding amusement rides, Asahi is basically Noya’s “parent” and chaperone. This is because Noya is always too short to ride and cannot ride unless he has an adult with him. This is sometimes very unfavorable for Asahi , because he is ironically afraid of heights. 
  • Whenever exhausted after a game, Asahi will let Noya rest his head on his lap on the bus ride home. Noya basically uses him as a pillow, and if he gets cold, Asahi will give him his hoodies. 
  •  During sleepovers, Noya will choose a horror movie to watch. Asahi hates horror movies and usually jumps over the couch and stays there for the remainder of the movie, if he’s really spooked. This leads to Noya, coaxing him out and calling him names like “doofus” or ‘wuss”. (You ultimately decide what he calls Asahi) 
  • In addition to the sleepover, sometimes Noya will have nightmares and crawl onto the floor to sleep with Asahi in the middle of the night. If the nightmares are terribly bad, he’ll wake Asahi up. Being used to this, Asahi will make sure Noya is comfortable and waits til he falls asleep first. 
  • Noya purposefully tells dirty jokes or takes things out of context, to trigger an annoyed or squeamish response from Asahi. Also, he resorts to gestures… a lot. 
  • Being the worry-wart he is, Asahi will demand that Noya sends him a text when he arrives home. This is to make sure Noya got home safely, due to his size and walking home alone after practice. 
  • Noya shows up to school and practice with bruises on his elbows, knees, and wrists due to heavy practicing. This bugs the shit out of Asahi and he always feels guilty about it. He tries to dissuade Noya from staying after to practice extra. He also makes efforts to better his spiking, so Noya doesn’t have to throw himself to the ground to retrieve the ball. 
  • Asahi NEVER leaves his hair down during a game or practice, due to a past experience. The story goes that when he was spiking the ball, his bun broke loose and the ball was stuffed. In the meantime, Noya was too busy staring at how glorious Asahi’s hair was, he forgot that the ball was coming right towards him. In the end, Noya was smacked in the face by the forceful hit of the volleyball. Thus, Asahi prevented these measures by triple tying his hair up.


  • Mika: hey hey, Yuu Yuu, I don't like your girlfriend
  • Yuu: Are you talking about Shino-
  • Mika: no way, no way, i think you need a new one ;;;)
  • Yuu: Mika, I don't have a-
  • Mika: shut up and sleep with me
Ch. 55 (probably)
  • *Shinoa and Mitsuba screaming in the bathroom*
  • *Yuu, worried that they're being attacked by someone, dashes into the room, followed by Mika who's worried about Yuu*
  • Yuu*totally ignoring that the both girls are only in their underwear* : "What happend?"
  • *Mitsuba covers her bra with her hands and screeches*
  • Shinoa*unashamed*: "Nothing~ Mitsu and I just had some fun~"
  • Mitsuba*angry* : "Fun, my ass!!!"
  • Shinoa: "Hi hi hi."
  • Mtsuba*even more angered*: "You!!!"
  • *Mitsuba takes Tenjiryuu, wanting to attack Shinoa, but Shinoa hides behind Mika, hoping he would dodge the attack*
  • *Mika's not able to react fast enough and gets the upper part of his uniform torn to pieces*
  • Yuu*staring at Mika's bare chest*: "O//O"
  • *Shinoa smiles mischievously behind Mika*
  • Mitsuba*shocked and blushing before bowing in apology*: I-I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to...I'm so sorry"
  • Mika*angry*: "Damn humans! Come on, Yuu-Chan, apparently they don't need any help, so let's go."
  • Yuu*still staring at hs bare chest*: "O//O"
  • Mika*irritated*: "Yuu-Chan?"
  • Yuu: "O//O"
  • Mika*placing both of his hands on Yuu's shoulders*: "Hey, Yuu-Chan, what's wrong?"
  • Yuu: "O//O"
  • Shinoa*popping up right beside Yuu, whispering: "Yuu-san, your gay side is showing."
  • Yuu*being pulled out of his trance, still blushing*: "W-what?! NO! I just- I mean- Shinoa!"
  • Shinoa*grinning*: "Fufufufu. There's no denying it, Yuu-san. Here are two really beautiful girls in this room only in their underwear and you have only eyes for Mika-san, or rather his bo-"
  • Yuu*cutting her off*: "Shinoa!!!"
  • Shinoa*unfazed by his angry expression and takes out Shikima-Doji*: "Oh, but don't worry. You're not the only one who gets his fun~"
  • Yuu: "Huh?! What do you-"
  • *Yuu also gets the upper part of his uniform torn into pieces*
  • Mitsuba and Mika: "O//O"
  • Yuu*angry and embarrassed*: "Shinoa!!! That's it, Mika, let's go."
  • Mika: "O//O"
  • Yuu: "Mika!"
  • Mika: "O//O"
  • Shinoa: "Fufufufufu~"
  • Yuu*totally angry, taking out Asuramaru*: "Just you wait, you little midget! You'll suffer for that!"
  • *Shinoa runs away while Yuu chases her through the bathroom, making loud noises, while Mika and Mitsuba still stand there blushing*
  • *The others dash into the room, worried about the loud noises*
  • Kimizuki*Kiseki-O in his hands, ready to attack*: "What's wrong?!"
  • Yoichi*right behind him with Gekkoin* : "Is everyone alright?"
  • *Narumi and Crowley slently standing behind the two, also with drawn weapons*
  • *Shinoa and Yuu stop running, startled by the sound of the opened door,looking at their friends*
  • *Kimizuki sees all of them have ripped clothes*: "What happend?"
  • Yuu*pointing at Shinoa*: "She started it all!"
  • Shinoa*giggling* "Oh, come on, Yuu-san. I just wanted you to have fun with your boyfr-"
  • Yuu: "Shinoa!!!"
  • Kimizuki*understanding that they had ripped off their clothes themselves*: "Are you fucking kidding me?!"
  • *Yoichi averts his gaze, blushing*
  • Narumi*exciting the room*: "Okay, that's it. I'm out. I can't believe I'm the only adult here!"
  • Crowley: "It's strange how much teenagers have changed over the past 800 years..."
  • Yuu: "I'm gonna destroy the world to make you human again."
  • Mika: "Yuu-Chan, you can't do that!"
  • Yuu: "Yes I can, I don't give a damn crap about the world after all. So it's fine."
  • Mika: "But-"
  • Yuu: "And no matter what you say, I won't change my mind."
  • Mika: "...Okay, fine."
  • Yuu: "Huh? What?"
  • Mika: "I said it's fine. Go ahead, destroy the world, make me human again."
  • Yuu: "...Seriously? Hey, that was easier than I thought. I actually expected you to be more stubborn about that."
  • Mika: "I know I can't convince you anyway. But...it's really a pity."
  • Yuu: "...What?"
  • Mika: "Well, in a week, maybe a few days, you'll destroy the world and I'm human again. That means I don't have to drink your blood any longer."
  • Yuu: "Wait, what?"
  • Mika: "Humans don't have to drink blood after all. So at least I won't have that problem anymore."
  • Yuu: "..."
  • Mika: "These fangs of mine will never pierce through your tender skin again, I won't have to drain you of your life source anymore, swallow your blood drop for drop and you will never have 'that' feeling anymore while I'm drinking your-"
  • Yuu: "Okay, okay! I changed my mind! I won't do it! I promise!"
  • Mika*thinking*: "...He's thirstier than I ever was in those four past years..."
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I’m not very good at making comics so excuse the bad quality // I tried to shorten it a bit, but I guess it’s still a bit long huh //

So Asahi has a lot of baby Eevees because he takes care of pretty much any Pokemon he finds, and sometimes some of these Pokemon end up finding good new trainers! So of course I ended up having this idea pff // Ace will evolve into a Jolteon btw :3c

Maybe the idea is a little cheesy but // pff I can’t help it. This comic is supposed to happen before the “story” begins in this AU `v´ The Pokemon equivalent of a first year Noya forming a closer bond with second year Asahi, who ends up becoming his double battle partner later on~ :3c Asahi at this point still hasn’t become an actual breeder, and is referred to as “ace trainer” for being good at battles, as his Pokemon are always well taken-care of, in which case he is a power house to be recognized by his buddies. Though he doesn’t really have much confidence in himself as a trainer. Noya however sees great potential in him, and gets to the habit of visitting the place where he cares for his Pokemon - and stray Pokemon he helps out of the streets, because what a good guy right~ Details on the whole story will come up soon hopefully, I really want to work on this `v´ for now have a little cheesy comic explaining how Noya got a Pokemon again, because yes.

Wow I think I write a lot on these Pokemon AU captions // Sorry I get too excited ;v; But I hope y’all are enjoying the ideas I share!

[More Haikyuu Pokemon AU here!]