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This scene is even funnier when you realize that in the process of freaking out and falling on his face, Yuuri still remembers to kick off his shoes before he reenters the onsen.

Just look at that shoe-removal athleticism.

This is a man who clearly knows what his mother will do to him if he walks on her clean floors wearing sneakers. Not even a naked Victor Nikiforov is a good enough excuse to forget.

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i have no idea where this came from and it’s probably been done before but i’m literally too tired to care.

the 3 classes of gay ships
  • Class A, the most common:
  • Person 1: hey no homo but do you wanna go on a date with me
  • Person 2: no homo but yeah sure
  • Billy, a heterosexual: that sounds pretty gay
  • Person 2: we said no homo
  • Person 1: did you not fucking hear us
  • *later*
  • Person 1: hey do you wanna kiss
  • Person 1: like in a heterosexual way
  • Person 2: yeah sure
  • Person 2: i heterosexually kiss people all the time
  • *Person 1 and 2 kiss*
  • Billy, a heterosexual: tHaT LoOKs pRetTy gAy
  • Person 1: what the fuck billy no
  • Person 2: what the fuck would give you that idea
  • *later*
  • Person 1: hey wanna get married
  • Person 1: but like as bros
  • Person 2: yeah sure
  • Person 2: but like no homo right bro
  • Person 1: yeah no homo bro
  • Billy, a heterosexual, shouting in the distance: GAAAYYYY
  • Person 2: shut the fUCK UP BILLY
  • Person 1: I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE
  • Person 2: THIS IS WHY NOBODY NOBODY FUCKING LIKES YOU
  • Person 1: EVERYONE FUCKING HATES YOU BILLY
  • Class B:
  • Person 1: c-can i kiss you?
  • Person 2: yES (holy fuck finally)
  • *person 1 and 2 kiss*
  • Billy, a heterosexual: WOW DID YOU GUYS JUST KISS
  • Person 1: n-n-no no we didn't (fuck fuck fuck)
  • Person 2: bitch maybe
  • Class C:
  • Person 1: can i, like, kiss you
  • Person 2: um, yEAH I HAVE BEEN FUCKING WAITING
  • *person 1 and 2 kiss*
  • Billy, a heterosexual: WOW DID YOU GUYS JUST KISS
  • Person 1: are you fucking blind
  • Person 2: jesus fucking christ billy
  • Person 1: what the fuck did you think was happening
  • Person 2: yeah BILLY
  • Person 1: you're so fucking dumb billy