Anti-Heroes of Tales
  • Kratos: I may or may not side with Mithos just to see if humanity is worth a damn. Oh and I got parenting issues I need to sort out too.
  • Alvin: I may or may not (mostly may) betray the entire party most of the time because I grew up a spy while my mother might be being poisoned somewhere.
  • Yuri Lowell: Punish the unjust and threaten my Imperial Knight childhood friend for acting on a different modus operandi of justice.
  • Rose: I'll help create a gentle world by double-acting as a Squire and an Assassin!
  • Velvet: FUCK REASON, ARTORIUS AND THAT LITTLE SHIT WHO SOLD OUT ON ME ARE GOING DOWN. JUSTICE OR IDEALS BE DAMNED, LORD OF CALAMITY 4 LIFE BITCHES!
  • Everyone else in the room: Holy shit.

I went into tales of vesperia expecting angsty edgelord yuri lowell going on a journey to uncover his dark past or something. What I got instead was sassy, stressed mom friend yuri lowell who just wanted to find that fucking aque blastia and somehow ended up with too many children and responsibilities like. Follow yuri on his journey as he kills mass murdering politicians and punches an evil incoporeal astral blob all while trying to make sure that his 6 troubled kids and his dog stay healthy, feel supported, and have snacks.