Some things I just want to remind you are canon in Yuri!!! on Ice
I mean, honestly, either from the series itself or the associated stage events
- Main character accidentally makes the other two main characters fall in love with him via black-out drunk surprise sexy pole-dancing.
- International hunk repeatedly tries to get his crush to tell him international hunk is what turns him on, instead crush tells him 900 kcal fried pork cutlet rice bowl is what turns him on.
- International hunk has to engage in extreme willpower to not become an alcoholic when kohai won’t notice him.
- “This erotic naked stretching I’m performing on you in the hot spring is entirely professional in nature”
- I see your “maybe it wasn’t a kiss because it was hidden by an arm” and raise you a “surprise engagement in front of the fucking Cathedral of Barcelona with a goddamn choir singing in the background.” PEACE OUT BITCHES /mappa mic drop
- We sure do know a lot about everyone’s underwear preferences.
- Yuri and Victor play strip rock-paper-scissors when they get drunk.
- Public, nude declarations of devotion.
- YURI TURNED INTO A TENTACLE MONSTER AND ONLY GOT TURNED BACK BY VICTOR TELLING HIM TO THINK ABOUT THEIR LOVE?! (look, even I’m confused by this one)