Yuuri following Viktor around while taping and narrating like a nature show
*getting off plane in Russia, taping himself and Viktor* You guys, I realized most of you have never seen a Viktor Nikiforov in it's natural habitat, so I'm gonna start a series as I experience it.
*laughing* Are you kidding me?
*dead serious* Nikiforov's apparently find things less believable when they're in Russia. *tapes Viktor laughing* and has a laugh just as beautiful.
*turns bright red as he laughs and walks away from phone *
*Taping Viktor who is fussing over Yuuri's bruised feet* It seems a Viktor Nikiforov in it's homeland is far more fussy than in Japan.
*looks up with a serious look* A Viktor Nikiforov doesn't care where we are, you need to take care of your beautiful feet.
*wiggling his toes* Ooooo, a Viktor Nikiforov in Russia has a /foot fetish/
*shoves camera away laughing*
*taping Viktor trying to whip the smoke away from a triggered fire alarm* I'm here with a Viktor Nikiforov, this particular one has forgotten how to live in it's own territory.
*looks at him, before whipping the phone* I have not! *goes back to it*
it's really quite sad to see one so far out of it's depth.
*in a whine* Yuuri, come help!
*walks over to table, drags a chair underneath the alarm*
*gets on chair, turns off the alarm with a simple press of the button* *pans to an embarassed but smiling Viktor*
You can't be serious.
*obviously hiding behind the couch while Viktor and Yuri set up the Xbox one* This is an incredible scene, a Viktor Nikiforov and a Yuri Plisetsky struggle with their own gaming system.
<b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Victor:</b> why are kids are so sexual nowadays?<p/><b>Yurio:</b> oh shut up, it wasn't that bad. You and Yuuri were all over each other.<p/><b>Victor:</b> correction; we danced a loving coreography about the separation of soulmates. what you and Otabek did out there got banned in 24 countries worldwide, young man.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
Okay, so we never see the show address schooling for the characters,
but we do know that Yuri uses his government sponsorship to support his
grandfather, he’s able to purchase a plane ticket and be in Japan before anyone
realizes what he’s done, he purchases things there without anyone’s help
(requiring the ability to quickly identify new currency in his head and somehow
communicate that with the local population), and he has to be able to quickly
calculate point values in performances in his head so he can make adjustments
to his own abilities in order to win.
What I’m saying is that Yuri has to be good with numbers. But
what if he’s not just good, what if he’s incredible?
And everyone in his life and at the rink knows it. So, whenever anyone needs a
quick calculation, they just shout it out to him and he throws them the answer
Milla would be the one to take advantage of this the most,
naturally. So, Yuri is in the middle of working on a step sequence and she’s at
the other end of the rink telling a new staff member about it. They don’t
believe her, so she just yells, “YURA. 12 TIMES 16.”
He doesn’t even stop what he’s doing, just takes a quick
beat and calls back, “192!”
They check the math and the new person is impressed, but you
never know, that could have been practiced. It’s a fair point, so Milla is
like, “Alright, alright, gotchu fam. Wait until he transitions and then you can
call something out.”
The new person waits for a few minutes and when Yuri looks
properly distracted, they yell out, “1648 DIVIDED BY 14.”
Yuri launches into a triple, and when he’s about to land, he
shouts, “THAT’S NOT FUCKING FAIR, BUT IT WOULD ROUND TO 118.”
Milla checks the math and the new person almost passes out.
You’re the sky that I fell through And I remember the view whenever I’m holding you The sun hung from a string Looking down on the world as it warmed over everything Chills run down my spine as our fingers intwine And your sighs harmonize with mine Unmistakably I can still feel your heart Beat fast when you dance with me