yup. truth

  • Matthew: i like your pants
  • Stephanie: thanks, they were 50% off
  • Matthew: i'd like them 100% off
  • Stephanie: the store can't just sell free stuff, Matthew
  • Matthew: no, that's not what i —
  • Stephanie: that's a terrible way to run a business

everyone thinks i only like hockey because the players are attractive. well let me tell you something. me and my fellow hockey fans are here for hockey itself, the excitement, the chants, the fights, and the goals. oh, and the really hot players.

grumpyfoxes  asked:

Part 2 witch!au!!! I wanna know more about their deal and why Neil's not Andrews familiar!

Neil is not Andrew’s familiar because he is not a spirit. Familiars are essentially the essence of a witch’s spirit and inner self taking the form of an animal. Gaining a familiar is a complicated process and requires blood magic, and Neil wasn’t summoned to Andrew’s side. It’s kind of hard to explain, but you know *jazz hands* magic.

As for the deal, it went something like this:

  • it’s the beginning of summer and andrew is tired
  • being around annoyances for nine months was exhausting and the only reason andrew is letting kevin inside his car is because of their promise
  • kevin stays in the car when andrew goes out
  • not too far but far enough that andrew can pretend to be alone
  • except there’s a cat in the tree above him that’s practically suffocating in binding magic
  • really, it’s a surprise that the cat’s even keeping himself upright
  • andrew… well, he’s not about to let a cat suffer so he takes the cat and does some magic to dispel the bind
    • side note: binding magic isn’t bad in any way
    • it’s usually used to make teammates/partners stronger
    • it can also be used as a sort of marriage ceremony
    • typically, binding magic isn’t permanent and requires the consent of all parties
    • however, the deal with the cat was that a taboo sort of binding spell was used so that he wouldn’t be able to escape his master without causing pain unto himself
    • that spell is not public knowledge–only the influential are meant to know about it
    • back to the story

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Rangers @ the movies ft Wonder Woman

written by @wonder-rangers @penvision @wayhauhgt and @trinisgayforkimberly

- they always sit in the back row of the theater

- and are noisy until the last possible minute

- they keep getting shushed by everyone

- Zack and Trini ping everyone that shushes them with popcorn

- they always manage to settle down when the previews start

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Sterek AU: Forever Be My Valentine

The fourteenth of February marks the day Stiles’ vocabulary vanished leaving just a single word to be uttered in response to Derek’s proposal:

                                                    Y E S!

However, the shocked filter doesn’t last long as a veritable torrent of, “Derek”, “I love you”, and praises in both English and Polish tumble from his lips. 

“I can’t believe you did all this. And here I thought the only romantic bone in your body was mine.” Stiles’ salacious eyebrow waggling falters slightly at a firm, yet loving, swat to the ass by his chuckling fiancé.

“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.” Derek smirks, nosing his way down his jawline to his favorite spot on his neck just below his ear, eliciting a delicious shiver.

“Oh my god, that was terrible,” Stiles chokes on laugh. “Thank god you didn’t lead with that or I would have reconsidered my answer.”

Stiles let out a yelp as Derek nips at a tender spot.

“Lie.”

Stiles tilted his head giving him more room to explore. 

“Mmm. Yup. Truth is you had me at ‘This is private property.’ There were many very public things I wanted to do to said property.”

Derek eyes flash as he emits a playful growl as his hands slide down to grasp his ass and quickly hoist him up. Stiles’ legs automatically wrap around his hips as a surprised moan barely has time to escape; lips becoming entangled with his own. Blunt teeth gently nibble Stiles’ bottom lip, tongue soothing over the indentations, silently pleading for entrance; a satisfied rumble answers when it’s granted. Derek pulls back just enough to gaze into honeyed eyes filled with love and eternal mischief, slowly engulfed by blown pupils. His right hand cups his jaw, thumb gently traveling across the path of moles to plump, reddened lips.

“Feel like doing some trespassing tonight?”

Stiles tosses his head back, whole body shaking with laughter. “Oh my god, I can’t believe I’m going to spend the rest of my life with you.”

Derek grins brightly at that thought “Not having any second thoughts, are you?”

Stiles’ arms tighten around Derek’s neck, pulling him into passionate kiss that leaves them both breathless.

“Not on your life. I love you so much, Der.”

“Love you too, Stiles.”

The night was filled with saccharine whispers, breathless moans, praises to deities that may not exist, content groans, laughter and love. Stiles may have trespassed all those years ago, but they have since established a home in each other. 

Locked In // Jay Park

Originally posted by jaywalkerzz

Pairing: Jay Park x Reader

Genre: Fluff // Comedy

Summary//Request: Anonymous said: The reader is a focused higher up employee for AOMG and jay never really paid that much attention to her but after some sort of encounter he becomes totally smitten. Fluffy please :) 


“Can you make sure to have the campaign translated and sent to me before 10 tonight? I need to proofread it and make sure there are no mistakes in English before we send it off.” You said to your assistant, Lisa, as you packed up your bags for the day.

“Absolutely Miss (Y/N), I’ll get to it right now. When is our deadline?” she replied, typing on her laptop and looking up at you eagerly. You smiled, thinking back to when you were just like her – fresh faced and new to a big company.

“Deadline is tomorrow morning! Ahh, translation for promotion is stressful sometimes, right?” you chuckled, placing your hand on her shoulder and giving it a little squeeze. She let out a silent sigh and nodded her head in jest.

“Yes, but with you looking after me…it’s not so stressful”

You smiled at her kind hearted words, before waving her goodbye and stepping out of your office.

You’d been an AOMG employee for the past 4 years, starting off as someone who went and got people their coffee and lunch. Now, you were head of translation in the marketing and promotions division and you had 7 people working under you. You’d worked your ass off to get to the position you were in now. The pay was great and you couldn’t complain about the hours as they were flexible for you, and you got to talk to and converse with a lot of the talented acts that filled the ranks of AOMG – although you never really had the opportunity to have a proper conversation with the man himself; Jay Park. When it came to the relationship you had with him, it was purely business – only ever talking to him through email or his P.A when one of you had a query regarding your line of work. You couldn’t deny that he was beautiful, that you hadn’t wished before that you could be as friendly with him as everyone else seemed to be, but usually – when it came to the serious side of things; Jay was all work.

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cursed Kpop image #xx

I was wondering:

we all know about this cursed Kpop images thingy and usually they put the images like this :

but I BEG TO DIFFER

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They should have put these instead!

‘cause these have made us curse A LOT.