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grumpyfoxes  asked:

Part 2 witch!au!!! I wanna know more about their deal and why Neil's not Andrews familiar!

Neil is not Andrew’s familiar because he is not a spirit. Familiars are essentially the essence of a witch’s spirit and inner self taking the form of an animal. Gaining a familiar is a complicated process and requires blood magic, and Neil wasn’t summoned to Andrew’s side. It’s kind of hard to explain, but you know *jazz hands* magic.

As for the deal, it went something like this:

  • it’s the beginning of summer and andrew is tired
  • being around annoyances for nine months was exhausting and the only reason andrew is letting kevin inside his car is because of their promise
  • kevin stays in the car when andrew goes out
  • not too far but far enough that andrew can pretend to be alone
  • except there’s a cat in the tree above him that’s practically suffocating in binding magic
  • really, it’s a surprise that the cat’s even keeping himself upright
  • andrew… well, he’s not about to let a cat suffer so he takes the cat and does some magic to dispel the bind
    • side note: binding magic isn’t bad in any way
    • it’s usually used to make teammates/partners stronger
    • it can also be used as a sort of marriage ceremony
    • typically, binding magic isn’t permanent and requires the consent of all parties
    • however, the deal with the cat was that a taboo sort of binding spell was used so that he wouldn’t be able to escape his master without causing pain unto himself
    • that spell is not public knowledge–only the influential are meant to know about it
    • back to the story

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ISFP x Hogwarts Houses
  • Gryffindor: All great divas of the past were ISFPs from Gryffindor. Because you know... they´ve got the silent allure, the certain something it takes. They are popular and openly praised, which confuses them, but they continue anyway. The type to drop a selfie and has everyone raving in their private messages. Multi-talented, rebellious and bold on demand - think Mick Jagger. They like to travel with ENFPs from Slytherin.
  • Hufflepuff: Jakie Kennedy. Yes, they are very big on fashion and all contemporary trends, picking out unique pieces. Their twitter blows up with all types of feeds, streams, messages. They can be very reclusive and lazy, but their ESFP friends from Ravenclaw make sure to engage them in all sorts of activities. Hufflepuff ISFPs live for art blogs and probably own a Banksy bag. Charming just like their fellows from Gryffindor. Use a ton of emojis. Excellent writers in any genre.
  • Ravenclaw: Down to earth, but still very dreamy. Can be the odd one out, because Ravenclaw contains so many individualists tying to out-individualize each other. They don´t let anybody change them. They love pranking others and have probably opened a Youtube account about it. Chillionaires with a lot of clever insights, basically Brad Pitt; their Angelinas being the tough ESTPs from Gryffindor. Text and game at the speed of light because of their coordination skill (and practice of course). Discover trend apps before everyone else.
  • Slytherin: Always running a secret agenda. Have a lot of love to give, but they choose wisely. Lady Gaga-like ambition - take it slow, hold back the tears, and don´t be afraid (to shock!). Existential crisis on two legs. Despite the reputation Slytherin has, these ISFPs have an aura of cuteness and can attune themselves to many environments, making them popular. Know exactly what they want. "Hard" by Rihanna is their anthem, especially as Rihanna is a Slytherin ISFP, too.

anonymous asked:

Larries don't know what pr relationships are. Just because pr relationships exist doesn't mean every celeb in a relationship is pr. Pr usually lasts a short amount of time and is in your face 24/7 constantly out together and walking red carpets, etc for attention. And if I do remember correctly, larries made fun of douis bc they never walked red carpets and stuff and he "didn't care about her" so what is the truth 🤔

Yup! When they didn’t do red carpets together it showed he was deliberately fucking with her. Conveniently his contracts allow for him to humiliate women ritually. He never tries to protect his family from being deeply involved with these women, but he can find loopholes in which he can embarrass a woman. His priorities seem strategically just to be about giving Larries misogyny highs every so often.