Imagine Deadpool invading your favourite things

Like in every Taylor Swift music video he’d either say ‘Damn this skilled glchick needs to chill!’ or 'WHY IS THIS SO CATCHY I WANNA DANCCCCEEE!!!’
And in AOT, Blavk Butler, The 100, Criminal Minds and Helksing Ultimate he’d provably just point at couples and say 'these two need to get LAID.’