yukon gold potato

Crispy Breakfast Potatoes

peeled and diced some Yukon gold potatoes. placed them into a glass bowl (or large microwave safe bowl), covered with plastic wrap and partially cooked (par-cooked) them for 6 minutes in the microwave or until they were able to be pierced with a fork without falling apart. heated some grape seed oil in a medium skillet along with dried parsley (to help it bloom). I seasoned the potatoes generously with kosher salt, granulated garlic, granulated onion, sweet paprika, and a small amount of Italian seasoning. I cooked them until the outsides were very crisp. I placed the cooked potatoes on a paper towel lined plate to soak up any excess oil. 

serve these any time of day, really. 

Enjoy!

Tater Soup (precioussss)

Ingredients:

6 strips of thick cut bacon cut into small pieces

one medium onion diced

four carrots, peeled and diced

3-4 cloves garlic finely minced

6-8 cups of chicken broth (depends on how many taters you use. It will need to cover the potatoes but they shouldn’t swim)

6-8 good sized yukon gold potatoes peeled and cut into 1 inch pieces

salt and pepper to taste

½ tsp dried basil (don’t go for fresh. Use dried. It’s a different flavor.)

½ cup heavy cream or half and half

¾ cup shredded cheddar cheese

Instructions:

In a large heavy bottomed pot or dutch oven, render the bacon until cooked through but not crispy. Remove with a slotted spoon and reserve.

In the rendered bacon fat, sautee the onion until translucent. Add the carrots and cook for 5-7 minutes more. Add the garlic and cook for one more minute.

Add the broth, salt and pepper, and dried basil. Bring to a slow boil and simmer for 20 minutes. Taste for seasoning. Then add the potatoes and the bacon, cook for 30 more minutes.

Test the potatoes for doneness (I like to just pierce them with a fork) and if they’re cooked through, use a potato masher and squish most of them in the pot. I still like mine to be very chunky so I just smash a little bit. Remove from heat and add the heavy cream and the cheese, stirring well.

Serve with crackers.

This recipe can also be made vegetarian… use olive oil to sautee the veggies at the beginning, and use veggie stock. Make sure you add enough salt since veggie stock tends to not be salted as well, and you don’t have the bacon to help you.

@fannibalgrowingcircle <3

Do you know why plant foods are considered high vibrational foods? Because they’re light. Just like Spirit. The human body has an electrical frequency that can be measured in hertz. This frequency can be increased or decreased. Each organ within the body has a measurable energetic vibration; the brain is the highest. Since we are vibrational in nature our energy acts like a magnet that attracts experiences and emotions that are similar in vibration. A high vibration equals a high frequency thus tuning us into the highest frequency: Love. (Eating high vibrational foods is only a piece.)

Potatoes – Oil-free, Roasted

 

5-7 Yukon gold potatoes cut into cubes

2-4 tbsp. vegetable broth

1 heaping tbsp. brown rice crumbs or cornstarch

½ tsp. garlic powder

½ tsp. smoked paprika

¼ tsp. turmeric

½ tsp. salt

Pot of water

 

Preheat oven to 425 degrees Fahrenheit. If you don’t have a non-stick baking sheet, lightly spray a baking sheet with a canola oil spray.

 

Place potatoes in a pot with cold water. Bring pot to a boil and then simmer for 5 minutes. Drain potatoes, add spices and cover with lid. Give the pot a good shake so that potatoes are completely coated in spices. Transfer spiced potatoes onto baking sheet and bake for 35-40 minutes (tossing halfway for even roasting).

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Chicken pot pies are not created equal. This one wins.

As a kid, when chicken pot pies were pulled out of the freezer it meant my parents were going out. My oldest brother always baked them according to package directions, but invariably the bottom crust was soggy and the top edges were black. Dubious pieces of chicken were inspected and often rejected. Even though my mother was a great cook and baker, for some reason we never had a homemade version.

The humble pot pie goes back centuries and they have always been as good as the cook that makes them and as good as the ingredients that go into them. Last night’s chicken pot pies were extraordinary. Superb. I will even go so far as to say they scored a perfect ten on the comfort food-scale. Our forks broke through that flaky, golden pastry into a dish chock-full of vegetables and chicken baked in a savory sauce.

If you have puff pastry in your freezer (I always do), the chances are good that you have everything else on-hand to make these.

Recipe notes: My ramekins were slightly larger than the 1 ½ capacity dishes specified, so instead of the pastry draping over the dish, it got tucked inside. It worked perfectly! Also, the original recipe didn’t include the white wine, but after tasting the sauce I thought it needed a little more complexity. Good call on my part.

Modified from a recipe from the Martha Stewart Living magazine, this recipe makes two pot pies.

Special equipment needed:

  • (2) 1 ½ cup capacity ovenproof ramekins, or similar baking dishes

Ingredients:

  • 2 tablespoon flour, plus more for dusting work surface
  • ½ package (1 sheet) puff pastry, thawed according to package directions
  • 2 tablespoons unsalted butter
  • ½ onion, diced (1 cup)
  • 1 carrot, peeled and thinly-sliced
  • 1 stalk celery, thinly sliced
  • 1 Yukon Gold potato, peeled and cut into ½-inch dice
  • 1 ½ cups chicken broth
  • ¼ cup dry white wine
  • 2 tablespoons chopped, fresh parsley
  • 8 ounces boneless, skinless chicken breasts cut into 1-inch pieces
  • Salt and pepper
  • I egg, lightly beaten

Directions:

Preheat oven to 425 degrees F.

Place pastry sheet on lightly floured surface and cut two circles, ½-inch larger than diameter of dishes. Cut vents. Refrigerate on parchment-lined baking sheets until ready to use.

Melt butter in a large skillet over medium heat. Add onion and cook, stirring frequently until soft, about 4 minutes. Add carrot, celery and potatoes until soft, about 6 minutes. Stir in flour and then add the chicken broth and wine. Bring to a boil. Add chicken and cook for 2 to 3 minutes, or just until chicken becomes opaque. Add parsley and season with salt and pepper.

Divide filling between 2 dishes. Top with pastry, pressing to seal. Brush pastry with eggs. Bake on baking sheet until golden brown, about 25 minutes.

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Maximum comfort food.

Glazed Short Rib Beef Stew

8 beef short ribs (about 3 to 4 pounds)
1 teaspoon coarse salt
1 teaspoon pepper
2 tablespoons olive oil
1 cup dry red wine (I used cabernet)
12 ounces sliced mushrooms
1 sweet onion, diced
2 garlic cloves, minced
3 large yukon gold potatoes, peeled and cubed
4 cups low-sodium beef stock
2 cups cold water
2 tablespoons flour
¾ cup sliced carrots
chopped fresh parsley

So I was tinkering around in the kitchen and made these amaaazing mashed potatoes, I’m obsessed! 400 grams steamed Yukon gold and red potatoes mashed with garlic powder, ½ cup almond milk, 1 tbsp oil free hummus, ½ avocado, basil, oregano, 1 tbsp nutritional yeast, and frozen peas! So creamy and yummy

When I was a little girl,
my mother tried to bleach my skin.

She’d rub my face raw with soaps and creams,
promising to make me beautiful like I was a potato,
Yukon Gold, waiting to live up to my name
if only for a little dirt.

Let me tell you this:
My mother has the resolve of a death sentence;
she could bleach the evening sky if she wanted to.

At night, I’d cross myself
and pray I’d wake up white:

How easy it would be for her then,
to love me, when I was table cream,
full moon, a daughter blanched in stars.

So the evening hum of summer robbed me of sleep.
So the streets gave birth to cars.
So I never slept.
So I never woke.

And somewhere
in the sinking heat,
God left my prayers for good.

Somewhere,
in the crashing stillness,
I learned the story of Midas’
daughter; a story,
I think, of grief.

—  Clorox, Joyce Padua
Riverhead Table: A BRIEF HISTORY OF SEVEN KILLINGS by Marlon James -- WITH Marlon James!

A BRIEF HISTORY OF SEVEN KILLINGS by Marlon James took the world by storm when it was published in 2014. It’s a New York Times bestseller and won the coveted Man Booker Prize last year–that means it’s the best work of fiction written in the English language. That’s a big deal!

We’ve heard that many book clubs have taken on the challenge of reading Marlon’s 700+ page novel, so we figured there was no better time than the present to give it the #RiverheadTable treatment. But this time we turned the heat way up! Not only did we ask Marlon to cook a traditional Jamaican feast with us (he said yes), and not only did we partner with the soon to open Brooklyn restaurant Winsome (thanks for letting us use your kitchen and dining space, guys!), but we also ended up making dinner for 20 PEOPLE. That’s right. 2-0. A few members of Marlon’s family, NYC friends and our awesome apron partners Jones of Boerum Hill all came ready to eat. 

Here is where this edition of #RiverheadTable gets interesting for our readers: Marlon’s cooking style is as laid back as it gets, meaning his recipes come from memory and are often improvised. He created two of the dishes we ended up serving at dinner on the spot! Which means the menu we’re about to share with you isn’t exact by any measure. We did our best to keep track of everything Marlon did or had us do in the kitchen, but we can’t promise that we got it completely right. 

What we can promise is this: after five separate grocery runs and four hours, dinner was delicious. We know you’ll have a great time trying to recreate Marlon’s dishes for your next party. So put on your apron, chill a bunch of beer in the fridge and invite A LOT of friends…otherwise prepare your fridge for a hefty amount of leftovers!

Jamaican Jerk Lamb with Honey & Pistachio Crust with Wilted Watercress

Ripe Plantains in Raisin & Cinnamon Reduction

Potato Rundown

Sweet Potato & Black Bean Patties with Tomato & Molasses Sauce

Jamaican Jerk Lamb with Honey & Pistachio Crust with Wilted Watercress

For the lamb:

4 racks of lamb (or whatever the butcher thinks can feed 20)

2 bottles Jamaican Jerk Seasoning (Walker’s Wood or Eatons – NO EXCEPTIONS)

Salt

Black pepper

Canola oil 

For the crust:

Canola oil spray

1bunch chives, minced

1 bunch thyme, leaves separated from stems and minced (stems discarded)

1 bottle honey

1 bunch sage, minced

1 cup plain bread crumbs

1 pack shelled pistachios, crushed fine but ideal to have some chunky pieces in it

1 pack cashews, crush to a fine powder


For the wilted watercress:

10 cups watercress leaves with stems

10 cups arugula 

Pre-heat your over to 400 degrees. Using a sharp knife, cut the rack of lamb into individual medallions of fairly uniform thickness. In a large bowl coat the medallions in honey and Walker’s Wood Jamaican Jerk Seasoning (VERY IMPORTANT: The only other acceptable substitution for Walker’s Wood is Eaton’s—others simply won’t do). Heat a generous amount of canola oil in a heavy skillet or sauté pan over a medium/high flame. Fry the medallions in batches for about 1 minute per side until browned. Set aside. 

Make the honey/pistachio crust while the medallions cool! Mix your finely crushed cashews, pistachios, bread crumbs, thyme, sage, and chives together. Add salt and pepper to taste. 

When the medallions have cooled, spray a thin layer of canola oil on each side of the medallions and generously coat in the nut and bread crumb mixture. You want a thick crust! 

Once medallions are coated, spray medallions again on each side with canola oil and roast on a large baking sheet in the oven for about 15-20 minutes, depending on medallion thickness. You want the inside temperature to be about 130 degrees for medium rare, and the crust to be slightly browned. Take the medallions out of the oven when done and keep warm. 

Now make the vegetables: Quickly heat up the arugula and watercress in a lightly oiled sauté pan, about one to two minutes or until just gently wilted. Use this as bedding for the lamb medallions! 

Ripe Plantains in Raisin & Cinnamon Reduction

6 large ripe plantains, still slightly firm

2 medium green apples or 1 large green apple, peeled, cored and finely diced

1 container of cranberries

1 cup orange juice, plus extra

1 teaspoon cinnamon powder, plus more to taste

2 tbsp stick of unsalted/unsweetened butter

1 can chunky cranberry sauce

1 bottle canola oil (or similar)

1 bottle of red cooking wine

Pre-heat your oven to 350 degrees. Slice plantains on a diagonal, about a ½ inch thick. Deep fry in 350-degree canola oil until light golden brown, about 5-7 minutes. The center of each slice should no longer be tough or raw. Set aside. In a medium sauce pan throw in the cranberries, apples, 1 cup orange juice, 1 cup red wine, cranberry sauce, and cinnamon powder. Simmer it over medium heat, stirring frequently until it reduces and thickens quite a lot, roughly 15 minutes. This is a reduction sauce so you want it to be the correct consistency – be patient! Once the sauce is ready, place the plantains in an oven-proof baking dish and pour the sauce mixture over them. Toss well. Add a 2-second pour of red wine and of orange juice (just enough to moisten the mixture—we told you this would be inexact and interesting!), toss and mix. Put the dish into the oven, uncovered, for 5 minutes. After 5 minutes take the dish out, add 2 tablespoons of butter on top of the plantains, smear all over the top and then put the dish back in the over for another five minutes. Toss a final time and serve warm. 

Potato Rundown

2 lbs Yukon Gold Potatoes, peeled and quartered (or 3-4 lbs yellow baby potatoes, not peeled and cut into halves)

1 can coconut milk

1 bunch thyme, leaves separated from stems and minced (stems discarded)

1 bunch tarragon, minced

1 bottle coconut oil 

Bring a large pot of water to a boil. Boil your peeled and quartered potatoes (work in batches if necessary) until you can slightly pierce through a piece with a fork. Heat 2 tablespoons of coconut oil in a sauté pan or large skillet. Add boiled potatoes (again working in batches if necessary) and sauté with thyme and tarragon. Add coconut milk to the pan little by little to keep the potatoes moist and continue to simmer until they are nearly mushy but retain their shape. Stir occasionally so that the potatoes don’t burn, then season with salt/pepper to taste.

(That’s Richard, Marlon’s brother!)

Sweet Potato & Black Bean Patties with Tomato & Molasses Sauce 

For the patties:

4 cans black beans, drained

3 large sweet potatoes, quartered

½ -1 cup cooked brown rice

1 small bag of whole wheat flour

1 large egg, beaten

Canola oil

1 small bundle of chives, minced

Half of a large red onion, minced

Small bundle of tarragon, minced


For the sauce:

4 medium tomatoes, roughly chopped

1 bottle of molasses

Salt and pepper

Pre-heat your oven to 375 degrees. Place your sweet potatoes on a baking sheet and drizzle with some canola oil before placing in the oven for 25-30 minutes. Roast until you can push a fork through the meat of the potatoes, then remove from oven and let the piece cool slightly. When cool enough to touch place the piece in a large bowl and use a potato masher (or your hands) to mash them completely. Set aside. Empty all four cans of drained black beans into a bowl and mash, again either with the potato masher or with your hands. Combine the mashed sweet potatoes and beans, and then add the cooked brown rice and the beaten egg. Mix well. Add minced chives, tarragon, red onion, salt and pepper. Add a dusting of whole wheat flour and mix well again. Grab a handful of the mixture and form into a patty. Repeat until you’ve used all of the mixture. Carefully deep fry for approximately 3 minutes or until the outside of each patty is slightly crispy. Top with additional salt and pepper to taste. 

Make the sauce while the patties cool: Place your roughly chopped tomatoes into a blender and puree until smooth. Pour the tomatoes into a saucepan and simmer over medium heat. Add a little bit of molasses until you reach the sweetness and flavor you desire. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Serve on the side so that your guests can put as much or as little of the sauce on their potato patties as they like!

And there you have it! A home style Jamaican feast for your next book club or dinner party. Thanks again to Winsome, Jones of Boerum Hill and Marlon James for making the latest #RiverheadTable one to remember! 

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Here’s what’s cooking: Minestrone Soup. 

Because it’s winter and even though it hasn’t been particularly cold in my neck of the woods, it gets dark early and the wind still blows a big chill.

So, soup.

Minestrone is a wondrous choice for so many reasons. It’s thick and filling, colorful and inviting, nourishing and nurturing.

Also, I can make it ahead, which I am doing today, for my New Year’s Eve dinner.

And it tastes so, so wonderful.                                                                                                   

Minestrone Soup

3-4 ounces beef bacon** 

3 tablespoons olive oil

1 large onion

2 medium cloves garlic

3 carrots, sliced ½-inch thick

3 stalks celery, sliced ½-inch thick

2 Yukon Gold potatoes, peeled and cut into bite size chunks

1 small zucchini or yellow squash, cut into bite size chunks

1 cup frozen peas

1 cup frozen corn kernels

1 cup cut up green string beans 

28-ounce can Italian style tomatoes, including juices

8 cups stock (beef, chicken or vegetable) or water

3 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley

2-3 tablespoons chopped fresh basil

1 teaspoon dried oregano (or 1 tablespoon chopped fresh oregano)

salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste

15-ounce can white beans, rinsed and drained

½ cup elbow macaroni

Parmesan cheese, optional**

If you include bacon, place it in a soup pot over low-medium heat and cook for 5-6 minutes or until crispy. Remove the meat and set aside. Drain most of the fat. Add the olive oil. Raise the heat to medium. Add the onion and cook for 2-3 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add the garlic, carrots, celery, potatoes, zucchini, peas, corn and string beans and cook for 2-3 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add the bacon pieces, if used, tomatoes, stock, parsley, basil, oregano and salt and pepper to taste. Cover the pan partially and simmer for 30 minutes. Add the beans and macaroni and cook for about 10 minutes or until pasta is tender.

Makes 8 servings

** If you make the soup without bacon, serve it sprinkled with Parmesan cheese. 

Farmer’s Market

“Everythins’ fresh for summer and I do have a sign up list for pumpkins and the like for fall. Best to get it early if you want it. We’re doing a blueberry and a strawberry sale today and I’ve got both the fresh snap peas and these special ones I deep fried to be like chips and rolled in ranch. They’re pretty popular. You should get a bag while we got’em. I’ll throw’em in with your order if you do two or more bags of the yukon gold potatoes.” Den finished his spiel with a smile at the customer.

anonymous asked:

To be honest, I stalk your account so much, you're so creative and your drawings are awesome! This may sound weird, but... do you have any advice for a beginner who would like to draw her otp (Johnlock) but doesn't get along with human anatomy? :) Anyway, I love your blog, keep it going!

You are kind.
You like drawing.
You ship Johnlock. 
HELLO PERFECT HUMAN BEING!
Hahaha thank you so much for your lovely words <3

As for the advice, I’m gonna explain this extremely complicated technique that I call…

As you can see, years and years of experience in drawing have led me to the conclusion that potatoes are very useful when it comes to drawing Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.

Basically, if you want to draw johnlock, you have to sketch tubers first. Want to draw Sherlock’s face? Sketch a potato first. Want to draw John’s right ear? Sketch a potato first. Sherlock’s nose? John’s neck? Yes, a potato first.
 
BUT you have to follow a very important rule (now comes the hard part):
Russet potatoes for Sherlock (oblong shape, good fried) and Yukon Gold potatoes for John (oval shape, good boiled for salad).

Like this:


I AM SORRY, LITTLE BEE. I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HUMAN ANATOMY XD 

But I can tell you something I wish someone had told me earlier :)

See and observe. Sherlock is right! Observing is very important ‘cause it teaches you to discover the details. Only then you will be able to simplify shapes to your own preference. So observe Sherlock’s body (!), observe John’s body (!!) and then try to create your own interpretation. If you like the way you draw a detail, keep drawing it that way! That will define your art style.  

Oh, yes… maybe then you should read something about human anatomy. Unless you are a lazy penguin, too. 
<3

Originally posted by charmstrangeandbeauty

How To Make The Fanciest, Most Restaurant-Worthy 3-Course Dinner For About $15 A Person


There are two things you should know before starting this post, because it is long and full of detail. One, these are the easiest and most rewarding potatoes you will ever make in your young culinary lives, so I hope with all my being that you will put this recipe to good use at some point. It’s my own recipe – doctored up and figured out over the years – so the measurements are imprecise. But so is life! You’ll probably need to adjust it as you go, and I encourage you to. Enjoy the flexibility that is cooking (as opposed to the rigid, scientific scariness of baking, but more on that later).

Two, before you embark on any food journey, you should know about the most fabulous website in the world – which Marc introduced me to, I cannot take credit for this – because it will change your life. Wines Til Sold Out, a discount online wine store, presents the user with one bottle at a time and sells a bunch of them at INSANELY LOW prices until there are no more. Because of this website, our house has a wine rack that is constantly full in the most flossy, ostentatious way with at least 20 different bottles. (And since you buy several bottles of each type at a time, we are able to stock the stuff we like.) Get on this site. The bottle we’re drinking tonight cost us a mere 11 dollars – discounted from over 30. (For the recipe, I am also using another bottle of cooking white wine that I always have on hand, it costs about 9 bucks and gets used over time.)

So, first and foremost, let’s break down what this dinner entails:

-An aperitif (the best part of any meal, which Americans need to latch onto in our cultural narrative). I believe that one should have at least one full drink whilst nibbling and awaiting the real meal, so that is what we’ll do here. Count a glass of the red you’re going to be having later as part of this, or have a bit of white, a beer, or a cocktail. Whatever you have on hand. Something light if possible.

-A full dinner with roast meat, potatoes, and a vegetable.

-A nice, simple, elegant dessert.

And to do this, you will need (rough estimates on prices for two people, things like salt/pepper/oil I won’t count because YOU SHOULD HAVE THIS):

-A nice, crusty loaf of bread – $2

-Olives and peppers for the aperitif – $3 if you fill your Tupperware up judiciously at the olive bar

-Yukon Gold potatoes, enough for two (ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES, WHITE POTATOES ARE FOR THE WEAK) – $1.50

-Green beans (frozen are fine, but fresh feel fancier) – $1.50

-One yellow onion, medium size – $.75

-One bulb garlic –$.50

-A light, thick meat of your choice for two. (Could be chicken breast, pork loin, or whatever. This time I’m using pork butt because the butcher recommended I try it, though I usually use pork loin, but it’s a really adaptable recipe and can use most white/pink meat. ) – ~$9

-Herbs de provence (you get them in a jar, any supermarket. You should always have a jar of this on hand, they are nature’s most versatile herb blend)

-Black pepper

-Salt

-Olive oil

-Some cooking white wine (that you should also have on hand, but if you don’t, add about 7-9 bucks to this cost)

-A handful of berries, I chose blackberries – $3

-A slice of cake from the bakery where you got the bread – $3.50

-A nice, light red (or richer white) BOTH OF WHICH YOU ACQUIRED AT A SENSIBLE DISCOUNT RETAILER, BECAUSE YOU ARE SMART – $10

So there are your prices! A little more than 15 per person, but just about! And there are things you can skimp on if you are in a pinch. So let’s get down to the food itself. First on the list, and coincidentally, most simple: The Aperitif.

As you can see, there isn’t a whole lot of work that goes into this. Break off a piece of crusty bread, have some olives and peppers (or cheese, or hummus, or whatever you like here) and a nice drink. The aperitif is not supposed to be substantial in terms of food (the point is to get your appetite going), and it’s much more about the experience than the actual course. So take this time to linger, have an olive or so, dash in and out of the kitchen, and generally revel in the criminally-underappreciated “before the actual meal” period of the evening. It will make any dinner instantly feel a million times more luxurious.

Now, onto the preparation of the main course. This meal is called

Roast Meat Of Some Sort With The Sumptuous Chelsea Winetatoes And String Beans

As you can see, this is all incredibly fancy and French. But don’t let it intimidate you! The preparation is extremely simple, all you need is a large cooking dish (like the one seen here), a pan, and a pot in which to blanch your beans. All in all, this recipe takes about 2.5 hours from start to finish, but the vast majority of that is spent enjoying the aperitif while the potatoes roast away. The secret to my potatoes being so unbelievably delicious is in the name – they are cooked with white wine. This renders them tender, aromatic, and the perfectly rich kind of savory. Combined with the herbs, garlic, and onions, you are in for a serious potato-y treat.

To prepare the taties:

-Preheat your oven to about 400 degrees.

-Cut your yukons into nice little cubes about half the size of your standard ice cube, as shown in the photo.

-Cut your onion into nice frito-sized “onion chips,” and mix them all around with the potatoes in your pan.

 

-Mince about four cloves of garlic into a nice, fine mince.

-Put your minced garlic into the bottom of a drinking glass.

-Top with a few teaspoons of herbs, and a generous amount of salt and pepper (several good pinches of each), as seen here:

 

-Add in about a glass’ worth of white cooking wine. You can (and maybe will) add more to taste as you go.

-Add about three tablespoons of olive oil.

-Add a little bit less than a glass’ worth of water, enough to fill the drinking glass entirely. It will look strange and unappetizing once it’s all combined and strirred up, but fear not!

 

-Take about half of this tincture and coat the taties lovingly, as seen here.

 

-Place the potatoes in the oven and let them slow roast for about an hour, stirring them occasionally so that they are nice and evenly coated/caramelizing, and adding a bit more of the tincture if they seem dry and sad.

(They will look more or less like this after an hour)

 

Now! Onto the meat. (This will happen during the hour that the tates are in their first roasting round.)

One word on this: I’m using pork butt here as I mentioned before, but I would recommend a beginner use loin. It’s a little easier to work with, as it’s a much less marbled cut of meat.  Butt (or shoulder, basically the same) has an excellent flavor that I really love, but if you’re a beginner, keep it simple. Chicken breast and loins (medallions of lamb or pork are also great here) are as simple as you can get.

Anyway. You’re going to want to rub both sides of the meat with a little salt and pepper, and leave the meat out long enough that it can get a bit dry. (As Julia Child taught us, meat must always be dry before searing, or it won’t get all nice and wonderfully brown.) 

Once your potatoes are starting to feel a bit cooked (but not brown and crispy yet, this should be like the above photo, after about an hour), go ahead and sear your meat in a medium-hot pan for about 2 minutes on each side, or until it is nice and brown and sear-y on the outside but still has much cooking to go within. (This will depend on the thickness of your roast, of course. If you are doing chicken breast, be even more judicious about how long you sear, because the breasts cook quickly and can get tough.)

While the meat is searing, and you are still awaiting your potatoes, you can snip the ends off your beans and blanch them in boiling water for about 4 minutes, or until nice and green and lively. Just enough to get them not crunchy and weird before you give them a quick once-over in the pan with a bit of butter and salt (and maybe a squeeze of lemon, if you’re feeling daring).

Once your meats are seared, transfer them to a little cubby you make in your potatoes, and add the rest of the tincture, as seen here.

 

Continue roasting for approximately 60-75 minutes, or until cooked through. (Mine took a long time, as it is a big piece of butt!) This will be enough time for your roast to be juicy and well-cooked within, your potatoes to be nice and brown, and your onions to be positively caramelized. Use your judgment here, you’ll know when it’s caremelly and wonderful. It’s not a science, it’s an art!

In the meantime, sautee your string beans in a pan with a pat of butter and a decent sprinkling of salt. You should be able to eyeball this, I trust you.

 

Now, take out your roast, and gaze upon it.

 

Now plate! Served with a nice glass of red (or white) and a hunk of crusty bread, it’s the perfect, most aromatic and satisfying meal. Enjoy!

Onto the dessert. 

I’m going to be really honest with you here: I am terrible at cooking dessert. To be kind, is not my specialty, and I have burned more tarts than I have saved. The precision of baking – as I mentioned before – alienates me, as I tend to experiment and wing it when in the kitchen. I wish that I were better at desserts, and I hope to progress in writing this blog, but for now I am terrible at them. So what do I do? I get a nice, big slice of cake at a bakery (where I got my bread), and some berries to spruce it up and make it look a little more homemade. (I also love the way the tartness of berries contrasts with the rich, creamy sweetness of the cake. It’s a great combination, and a great end to a meal.)

Cut the slice in half – I find a bit of cake goes a long way – and serve. Nothing complicated here.

 

Now, the two of you retire to the couch to watch a profound foreign film and digest the whole thing over a glass of whiskey, and cuddle the night away. (Or, if there are a lot of you, you let the meal run long into the night with great conversation and after-dinner drinks and coffees.)

Despite the length of this post, it’s an incredibly simple meal to execute, and it always feels as indulgent as going out for a big dinner on the town. I am forever an advocate of the dinner party – whether for two or ten – and this has been one of my standby meals for a long time. I hope that you will enjoy it (if you make one of these things, please let me know!), and most of all, I hope you will join me in finding more frugal ways to enjoy a great meal than always going out to restaurants and overpaying for mediocre pasta.

Going out for dinner can be great, yes. But there is a deep satisfaction in knowing you can make something just as good at home – and for a fraction of the price.

Bon appetit!