yui is a m

  • Balder: Hey this one time...
  • Yui: You're a little close.
  • Balder: Keep it a secret.
  • Yui: Little close.
  • Balder: [backs up a few inches] Good?
  • Yui: Still pretty close.
  • Balder: [backs up a few more inches] Ok?
  • Yui: Like... 40 more feet.
  • Balder: [walks to the other end] HEY!
  • Yui: ...What?
  • Balder: HELLOOO...?!
  • Yui: ......What?
  • Balder: ...I don't think she can hear me.
  • Balder: I DON'T THINK YOU CAN HEAR ME!
  • Yui: ............What?
  • Balder: I'm gonna come closer! Okay, I'm gonna tell you a secret.
  • Yui: You're a little close.
Yui on her period

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Ayato: Oi Panca-

Yui: All you do is pancake this pancake that why not just pour maple syrup on me and start eating huh?!?

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Kou: M-Neko-

Yui: Don’t you have enough pussies already idol bitch!??

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Shu:…..

Yui:Why do you hate me??!?!?!?

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Reiji:Such deplorable manners….I should-

Yui: Shut it you fucking glasses wearing pigeon lord

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Azusa:Eve? Are you okay

Yui: I need the snuggles

*snuggles the cinnamon roll*

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Exo reaction hearing girlfriend sing for the first time.

@whitefoxgirl said: Exo’s reaction to this www (.)soundcloud(.)com/yui-m-hatsune/here-comes-a-thought Take out the () to go to soundcloud. This being person being their girlfriend but she has never sang in front of them. *hugs* U///u///U thanks.


Suho: He always asked you to sing for him, but you always refused. You two were sitting just chilling out, he was listening to music (pretend he’s taking off headphones on the gif) when you told him you were ready to sing for him. He thought you were kidding like usual, but quickly rose when he started to actually hear you.

Originally posted by asstheticsuho

Chanyeol: As soon as you started to sing he started to giggle, he was trying his hardest not to smile hard enough to were he would make you laugh and mess up. ”Wait shit..sorry, start over please.”

Originally posted by porkdo-bi

D.O: You two were laying down taking a nap, then all of a sudden you start singing in your sleep. He listened closely to your sweet but sleepy voice until you stopped. He rose up and started clapping above you, “Encore, Encore, Encore!”

Originally posted by tubeey

Baekhyun: He was playing the guitar for you, you weren’t singing at the time, just listening to the sweet sound. But you closed your eyes and started to sing to the melody of the guitar, you literally forgot that he was there. He cheesed but didn’t dare to say a word, cause he didn’t want you to stop.

Originally posted by loveniesoo

Chen: You were in the kitchen cooking up a meal, and you started to sing. Nobody was in the kitchen at the time, he was in the bedroom sleeping, well so you thought. In the bedroom he heard your voice through the walls, and started to do the wave back and forth to the sound of your soothing voice.

Originally posted by blasianpotato

Xiumin: *Note: If you look at the GIF it looks like hes on the side of couch on the floor* You were sitting on the couch doing your work and just started to sing. He was laying on the floor by the couch, as soon as he heard you sing he said “I thought you said you couldn’t sing”, causing you to jump in fear and immediately stop.

Originally posted by weareone-sehunbaek

Sehun: You never sung in front of him before and he never sung in front of you before. But when you decided to sing for the first time in front of him, it gave him the courage to start singing for you.

Originally posted by coldpinku

Lay: He fucked up when you started to sing, because he started to sing along. Which was weird because this your first time singing for him, and it was one of your songs you wrote. This was your second time singing this song, the first time was when you recorded it in your phone. So therefore he just accidentally revealed that he sneaked on your phone to hear the recording.

Originally posted by ethereal-baek

Kai: You closed your eyes when you sung, which he thought it was hilarious that you do. He kept laughing, causing you to repeatedly stop, but after a few times he tried to hold it in tight as possible. But you finally opened your eyes and started to laugh when you seen him trying to be calm.

Originally posted by kaiskupcake

  • Midori: ERRYBODY SAY SAUSAGE AND KEEP IT GOIN'!
  • Midori: EGGS, BACON, GRILL, SAUSAGE!
  • Pippi: I'm a skinny bitch but I still take the sausage!
  • Sakyu: Got a fat ass but I still take the sausage!
  • Shima: Got a flat ass but I still take the sausage!
  • Kokona: Wake up in the morning I eat the sausage!
  • Yui: I'm a redhead but I still take the sausage!
  • Sora: I'm a gay bitch and I still take the sausage!
  • Yandere-chan: Psycho girl swag girl and I still take the sausage!
  • Oka: Ughhughgswrvjigdsbhh-!
  • Inkyu: I'm white and I'm thicc but you know I get the sausage!
  • Mina: Yeah I read books but they all about sausage!
  • Everyone: SAUSAGE SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAUSAGE!
  • Saki: I like girls, can I still take sausage?
  • Everyone: EEEEYYYYY!
  • Yui Rio: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.
  • Kokona Haruka: ...I did. I broke it-
  • Yui Rio: No. No, you didn't. Saki?
  • Saki Miyu: Don't look at me. Look at Mei.
  • Mei Mio: What? I didn't break it.
  • Saki Miyu: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Mei Mio: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
  • Saki Miyu: Suspicious.
  • Mei Mio: No, it's not!
  • Yuna Hina: If it matters, probably not, Musume was the last one to use it.
  • Musume Ronsharku: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Yuna Hina: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Musume Ronsharku: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Yuna!
  • Kokona Haruka: Alright, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Yui.
  • Yui Rio: No. Who broke it?
  • Mei Mio: Yui... Koharu's been awfully quiet.
  • Koharu Hinata: Really?
  • Mei Mio: Yeah, really!
  • .......
  • Yui Rio: I broke it. I burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.