Okay but imagine: The Chocobros (+ a couple extra) meeting Avalanche

Cloud & Noctis:
- comparing/showing off their swords
- who’s the #1 shy edge lord idk it’s a fuckin toss up
- sharing tips on how to maintain the Chocobutt hairstyle
- probably become best friends but both are too cool (they think) to admit it

Prompto & Yuffie:
- way too much energy
- oh shit where’d they go
- running around taking pictures and playing pranks on everyone
- Prompto develops a crush on her because who doesn’t he have a crush on
-“WHERE’S THE MATERIA?”
“The what???”

Ignis, Vincent, & Nanaki:
- deep ass conversations you can’t even handle it
- Vincent probably isn’t talking tho
- I can see Iggy and Nanaki getting along so well

Cid & Cid:
- grumbling and swearing
- probably drinking some god damn tea
- talking about airships, weapons, vehicles, whatever they’ve been working on
- talking about “them crazy fuckin kids” but they secretly love them

Gladio, Barret, & Tifa:
- you’ve got a front row seat to thE GUN SHOW
- Gladio and Barret trying to out-do each other, probably end up sparring
- Tifa shows up in all her 5'4" glory and knocks them both off their feet (literally)
- Gladio digs that, Barret wants to kill him even more

Luna & Aerith:
- YOU KNOW these angels will be talking about flowers
- Aerith’s lilies and Luna’s sylleblossoms
- Aerith braiding Luna’s hair
- you’ll get cavities if you go anywhere near them, way too sweet.

BONUS
Ardyn & Sephiroth:
-sharing tragic backstories and their descent into madness
- Pres & Vice Pres of the Magnificent Hair Committee
- “I impaled Cloud with my sword, twice”
“Brilliant! I made Noctis push his best friend off a moving train”
“Impressive.”
- *high five*

Cloud, among all the main protagonist in the FFVII series, is the smallest one.

I think the spikes must have a grand presence and when you are face with it, it just screams with masculinity that makes Cloud look taller than he actually is.

Vincent really doesn’t have the complexion for a blush so I’m only gonna make his ears burn :) 

Me: *thinks about tifa lockhart* 💖💞💕💗💘💝💓👍👍😍😍😍

Me: *thinks about aerith gainsborough* 💖💞💕💗💘💝💓👍👍😍😍😍

Me: *thinks about yuffie kisaragi* 💖💞💕💗💘💝💓👍👍😍😍😍

Me: *thinks about all the great ffvii girls* 💖💞💕💗💘💝💞💕💓💗👍👍👍😍😍😍😍

This is enough. No more of this Yuffie.

Wha- Hey! No fair! Gimme me back my bottle Vinnie! If anything, you should be taking the drunk old man’s booze instead of mine!

You are a minor. He isn’t.

Pfah! I’ma full grown adult unlike you, ya hear that brat!

Excuse me?! By Wutaian laws, I’m old enough to drink you jerks!

This is not Wutai.

What I imagine the holidays would go like with these three.

Can I just say omnislash is the most ridiculous limit break sidequest in all of ff7
Like most of them are somewhat meaningful either to the story or to character story and then there’s omnislash
It’s just kind of there and you have to do a ridiculous battle gauntlet to get it
Not because of a rite of passage or anything like that
Just because
Like Yuffie gets her final limit from surpassing her father and conquering the wutai pagoda, being given his blessing to continue on her journey
Barret gets his final limit when he saves his old home town from literally being demolished by a train
Tifa gets her final limit break in the form of a note from her old master who saved her life and disappeared
Even Vincent gets his final limit after encountering the woman he loved that he thought was dead for years
And then there’s cloud
Who’s final limit break is literally being given out as a prize at a side attractions for an over glorified theme park
You know
The kind of prize you could probably buy for like… twenty dollars elsewhere
That’s clouds final limit break and it is absolutely ridiculous when put into perspective