(The students of Endsville high are on a field trip in California. The bus suddenly comes to a stop and the driver leaves.)

Irwin: Hey, hold on. Where is the driver going?

Billy: Doesn’t he know it’s rude to drive a bunch of kids into the desert? And leave them to die?

Junior: Maybe he went to get us some booze from that gas station.

Irwin: Junior, don’t be ridiculous. This is California, yo! He’s probably just buying us some weed.