yu go oh!

Yu-Gi-Oh: A Series Summary

Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters - A kid with really stupid hair is accompanied by a guy with equally stupid hair, they go to places and play card games, somehow end up in Egypt

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX - A kid with decent hair lives in Persona 4, accidentally kills some people, all is okay in the end

Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D’s - A guy with stupid hair rides a motorbike and lives in Blade Runner but with card games, ends up dueling wrinkly old self

Yu-Gi-Oh! ZeXaL - A kid with idiotic hair is accompanied by a naked glowing alien and needs to git gud at card games, goes Super Saiyan in the process

Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V - A tomato treats card games like a circus, gets ignored by the plot

Help, I’m having Strong Feelings™ about Kaiba, but there’s been no fanfiction of YuGiOh on A03 since The Gay Movie aired in English and because I was never in the online fandom I don’t even know ship names to search, and except for the movie it’s so old I don’t even know if there even is a real queer fandom for it, or if the entire online community is just made of hetero guys still trying to ship him with some dragon woman rather than the man that he missed so badly he left his teenage little brother in charge of his multi-billion dollar company, jumped into an untested dimension cannon set to firing him into Ancient Egypt, warned no-one else he was going and refused to promise that he’d ever return.

Someone help me, I need Johnlock levels of content. Fanfic and gifs and cute little headcanons - well as cute as you can get with two super alphas. Stuff with good strong real characterisation, some historical accuracy, real world issues. Like it would be a good creative exercise for us - we get so wrapped up with the whole bullshit top-bottom dynamics that we rarely bother with ships that don’t fall into such a rigid binary. It could be good to broaden our horizons. I can’t have been the only one who watched Yu-Gi-Oh growing up, someone help me, I am in a hell that I don’t even know the ship name for - I am starving.

okay so i haven’t seen dsod yet, but apparently kaiba puts the puzzle back together. which means the puzzle is still in existence, and the other items likely are as well.


that raises the question.

were the people of kul elna was ever released from the items? are they still in there? does anyone even care?

was it just. too hard for someone to say “hey, remember those guys who were horrifically murdered to create these nice shiny things? maybe we could dO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.”

90% of the problems that occurred in the yu-gi-oh! world were the result of atem’s douchebag uncle slaughtering thief king bakura’s entire village.

but i’m guessing kul elna isn’t going to even be mentioned.

i can’t possibly be the only person who sees a problem here.


The zodiac as Kaiba quotes

Aries: YUGI LOST??!! Yugi gave up his King of Games crown to some nobody?! NOBODY DESERVES THAT TITLE BUT ME!!!!

Taurus: It’s not like I’m doing this to help you and your friends or anything!

Gemini:  I’ll bring you down to your knees before this audience!

Cancer: Stop saving the world and get a hobby!

Leo: Now! It is time to go duelists! I give you permission to step into my fortress of pride!


Libra: Nice outfit, dork.

Scorpio: Filthy animals! I hope that you get eaten by fish that live on rich food!!

Sagittarius: If you’re gonna kill me, kill me with cards!

Capricorn: HA HA HA HA HA

Aquarius: Please tell me that story time is over, I’d like to duel.

Pisces:  Exodia? It-it’s not possible! No one’s ever been able to summon HIM!