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mom's reaction to the bmp princes

me: ok so here are the princes. tell me what u think of them

mom: u need to stop bothering me with your questions.

mom: this is the third time I’m suspicious of u.

me: why?

mom: hes sneaky

mom: wipe that shitty grin off his face for me.

me: u don’t like him do u?

mom: no.

mom: he needs to brush his hair

mom: but its better than urs

me: thanks mammy

mom: he reminds me of that gay collage kid u know.

me: but hes black

mom: idc

me: ok

mom: hes a flower boy

mom: weak

me: so mean

mom: hes the weak one

mom: so girly

me: ur so harsh on him

mom: he looks like one of those kpop stars

mom: I feel like I can break him easily

mom: hes like casanova

mom: he looks loyal

mom: i like his hair

mom: kinda dorky

mom: tough boy here

mom: he looks like that boy u use to like

me: u will never mention him again.

mom: oh wow

mom: wow

mom: wow

mom: so good

me: u ok

mom: wow

mom: are u smitten?

mom: hes the beast

mom: hes my fav

mom: can i have him

 mom: works bc i’m not married

me: I swear in that moment we were all my mom

mom: wtf does that mean

me: this man, hes my favorite

mom: shut up I’m talking

me: ok

mom: he seems pissed off

mom: his hair is like a lion fur

me: mane?

mom: yea whatever

mom: hes ok

mom: weak but clever

mom: he looks like one of those secretive abusive husbands

me: wow ok

mom: he can be nice but hes cold

mom: he looks like a cat

me: he hates cats

mom: all abusive husbands do

me: o_o

*there was an awkward silence to this*

My Reactions To The BMP Characters

Since you guys seemed to really like the SLBP reaction post I made, I decided to make another one. xD

Wilfred

Before: Ehhh he’s kinda basic and his eyes are creep-

OH


WAIT WHY IS HE


HE’S EATING THE BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES THIS EARLY WHAT


okay he got cockblocked thank god


After: *Bought all of his routes in the non PARTY version and is disappointed when he doesn’t frickle frackle with the MC two seconds into an episode*

How


How did this happen

Keith

Before: He’s too much tsun not enough dere me no likey

After: I love you but when you sing it sounds like satan screeching stop

Roberto

Before: His pickup lines make my eyes roll back into my head speaking of eyes his are fREAKING HUGE but he’s my wingman so it’s coo


After: YOU POOR THING I’LL BE YOUR MOMMY FROM NOW ON

if you’ll be my daddy

Joshua

Before: WELL WELL AREN’T YOU JUST A LIL BITCH


After: YOU ARE SUCH A CINNAMON ROLL AND YOU LOVE RICE BALLS MORE THAN ME BUT IDGAF


Glenn


Before: omfg he has a little brother and his eyes are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen omggg I’m dead already


After: hE’S A CHILDHOOD FRIEND, HAS A LITTLE BROTHER, AND IS AN AWKWARD TURTLE LIKE ME IT’S A THREE WAY COMBO I’M SHOOK

Edward


Before: You’re so niceee tho, I like the assholes I like your hair boner tho

After: YOU ARE TOO INTENSE FOR MY SOUL MAN OPRAH AIN’T GOT NOTHIN ON YOU 


Claude


Before: I hate you I hate you I hATE YOU KILL THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE BITCH WITH FIRE


After: 


You 


You weren’t supposed to be nice


You were supposed to be a dick


How did I end up liking you


You pullin some voodoo shit on my ass I swear


Does your prince/gay lover know that you are playing around with black magic sir


Alberto


Before:  You look like every male teacher I have ever had TEACH YOUR PRINCE/SON/DOGE BETTER PICKUP LINES MISTER HE HAS NO GAME

After: Your relationship with Robbie is 10/10 me and my mom except her tracking device is way better get on her level Al


Luke

Before: Stop sucking up to your douchey prince and love me like I love your fabulous hair


After: YOU’RE SUCH AN ADORABLE LITTLE CHICKEN NUGGET I WANT  TO SAVE YOU FROM THE ABUSE KEITH IS GIVING YOU #PRAYFORLUKE


Jan


Before: I think you’re the first butler I’ve seen who isn’t screaming, blushing, or being a bitch YES I’M STARING AT YOU CLAUDE FUCK YOU CLAUDE


After: Okay okay but how do I know if he’s being friendly or lowkey wants to pin me down on the table and sit on my face I’m good either way js


Yu


Before: YES A LOVE TRIANGLE FIGHT OVER ME BOYS AND SUFFER


After: I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN BUT STOP TRYNA TAKE ME AWAY FROM MY BB GLENN HE IS MY HUSBAND WE ARE GETTING MARRIED AND WE’RE GOING TO HAVE CHIPOTLE BOWLS INSTEAD OF A WEDDING CAKE


Louis


Before: Eh he’s kind of boring and he, Claude, and Yu seem to be long lost triplets


After: HOW AR EYOU SO PRECIOUS LOOKING AT YOU JUST CLEANSES MY SOUL WHERE WERE YOU WHEN JESUS WAS REINCARNATED WHY ARE YOU NOT JESUS YOU’RE SO PURE I CAN’T


Zain


Before: ZAYN MALIK WHO oh wow ur hot

After: oh wow ur hot and you have mommy issues








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Character: emotionally unstable or stifled, infuriating beyond all measure, morally questionable, someone you would never actually want to encounter

Originally posted by wereabetterman

I don’t think i have a type…. not at all :’)

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Be My Princess Difficulty Levels

Zain is boss because he is both a prince AND a butler. Just saying.

I’m sorry I rarely do edits and I can’t make fantastic stuff but this idea came to my mind and I just went ahead and did it

Don’t feel bad for shipping something. The only people who should feel bad for shipping something are assholes who police others and people who ship incest and pedophilia. Otherwise you should ship whatever you want. You have a crossover ship? Ship it. Crack ship? Ship it! Canon ship? SHIP IT! Whatever ship as long as it’s not harmful is fine. Go for it!

Originally posted by dailyhappylife

anonymous asked:

lets change this up. what if the butlers had instagram & theo and zain. what would they post and how many followers would they have?? thanks <3 -anon

Claude: He would probably post about fucking stamps. His posts consist of pictures of tea packets he used for that day, Philip castle, and social gatherings at the castle. He wouldn’t have a lot of followers, and the few followers he had only came in case he ever posted pictures of Wilfred. I’d say at least 8k.

Luke: He desperately wants to be cool, and he probably got Instagram because Keith suggested it. His posts include horribly taken selfies, Keith, (he asked Luke to take pictures of him posing so he’d get more followers) and food porn about chocolate. Though his selfies come out shook, he’s still cute af, so that along with Keith earns him a good 20k.

Alberto: If Roberto just looked at Alberto’s Instagram, he would know when to escape, because a lot of his pictures include him tracking down his GPS on his phone with a caption that says something like, “I’m coming for you bitch.” Roberto usually hacks his account and posts selfies, and even though Alberto usually deletes them, he earns himself a good 1.5k followers because of it.

Jan: He takes a lot of goofy selfies before heading off to work, and he’s one of those people who takes pics of their breakfast but eventually stops after a comment that says, “Stop taking pictures of your goddamn food nobody gives a shit about your mushroom omelet ffs.” (He finds out later that it’s Joshua) He has 60k bc he takes some bomb ass selfies with some bomb ass filters, and because he also posts memes all the time.

Yu: Likes to take pictures of the Oriens environment, and also puts some deep ass quotes on his Instagram about unrequited love and shit bc he’s lowkey a Tumblr gal and a machine of angst. He doesn’t really take selfies but takes pictures with Alan or of Alan, and just for shits and giggles might sneak some pictures of Glenn too. He has 30k followers.

Louis: His Instagram should be a tumblr bc he puts the most aesthetic shit on there and it’s so pretty. He makes sure to put a consistent pastel color scheme and takes pictures of the garden, the china in the castle, and often videotapes himself playing the violin. He has 40k followers, because despite never taking selfies, his Instagram is organized and beautiful af.

Zain: He doesn’t take many selfies, but booiii when he does, he looks sexy af without even meaning to be. Usually, when he takes selfies, his black hair is brushed neatly, and his suit doesn’t even have the slightest wrinkle in it, he looks like the definition of a butler, and his smile is ever so seductive. He also takes pictures of what he’s wearing for the day, and despite not knowing a single bit about photography, his pictures come out perfect. He has 30.5k followers because girls eat up his sexy face like oreos.

Theo: He’s a teenager, you know he’s going to have selfies all over his Instagram. But the thing is, he doesn’t know he’s cute, he just wants his followers to know what he looks like, and he considers taking them down before receiving comments that he’s cute af, and then his face turns as red as his hair. Despite being embarrassed, his selfie game goes up 100%. He goes overboard, and ends up getting 70k followers and a modeling deal from four different companies LMAO.

Can I just say it makes me so genuinely happy to hear people talk about an anime they are passionate about or how it’s made a huge impact on their life. If anyone ever needs someone to talk to about anime I could listen for HOURS.

Anime

here’s every anime I’ve watched that i can remember please recommend some

Fairy Tail 
Sekirei
Princess Jellyfish 
Yu Yu Hakusho 
Chaos; Head 
B Gata H Kei: Yamada’s First Time 
Ouran High School Host Club 
Sword Art Online
My Bride is a Mermaid 
Okami-San and Her Seven Companions
.hack//Quantum Ova 
Welcome to the NHK
Soul Eater 
Legend of the Legendary Heroes 
Black Butler 
Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple
Kaze No Stigma 
Full Metal Alchemist 
Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood 
D-Gray Man 
Samurai Champloo 
Trigun 
Trigun Badlands 
Chrome Shelled Regios 
Dance in the Vampire Bund 
Ghost Hunt
Blood+
High School of the Dead 
Angel Beats 
Moonphase 
Spice and Wolf
Hetalia
Hetalia World Series
Kill la Kill
Hama Tora
Junjou Romantica ;-;
Blue Exorcist
Say “I Love You”
My Little Monster 
RWBY 
Demon King Daimo 
Chobits
YuruYuri 
Senyu 
Pandora Hearts 
Strike Witches 
Squid Girl 
Heaven’s Lost Property 
Clannad 
Clannad: After Story 
Amnesia
Eden of the East 
Koi Koi Seven 
Rosario+Vampire
Fruits Basket 
Popotan 
KissxSis
Maoyuu Maou Yuusha 
To Heart 2 AD 
Elfin Lied

 

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My Top 10 Fave anime males with white/grey/silver hair.

  1. Kaworu Nagisa
  2. Ken Kaneki
  3. Toshiro Hitsugaya
  4. Ryou/ Yami Bakura
  5. Jafar
  6. Juuzou Suzuya
  7. Snake
  8. Xerxes Break
  9. Hollow Ichigo
  10. Undertaker

myempirexx  asked:

butlers and princes +theo & zain reacting to a pic mc posted on insta of her in just calvin klein underwear and bra,,, thing lol

Wilfred:

“…” *silently tries to sweep his finger across the delete button*

“I…don’t want other people seeing how alluring you look in that picture.”

Keith:

“Hey! What the hell is this!?”

“If you’re gonna do that type of modeling count me in next time, got it?”

Roberto:

“Whoa whoa whoa! Am I dreaming? Pinch me if I’m dreaming!”

“My dear MC, you never told me you had that type of clothing! That could reaaally come in handy one of these days, you know?”

Joshua:

“…”

(Prince Joshua?)

“Huh? Oh, yeah, right..I’ll get you as many dresses and shoes you want, no matter the price, just..don’t let other people see you in that, all right?”

Glenn:

“Are you out of your mind!? What if older men try to contact you after seeing that picture?”

“I..nothing..just…just delete it, okay?”

Edward:

“You look absolutely exquisite in this photo, my dove.”

“Would you mind if I framed it for my eyes to see?”

Claude:

“Hem, ahem! Delete it. The people that are graced to be working in Philip shouldn’t be seen in such vulgar positions.”

“Don’t mistake this for jealousy, understand? I just want to protect your well-being.”

Luke:

“No, no..get rid of it, burn it, burn the clothes too!”

“Why? That should be obvious! Nobody is allowed to look at you in such a vulnerable state except for me!”

Alberto:

“If word got out to Prince Roberto about this, he’d surely send it to everyone, including the other princes..”

“Remove it, I promise you we’ll find other uses for that outfit someday.”

Jan:

“I must say I’ve always kind of wanted to try this sort of thing out, too.”

“The next time we go shopping for Prince Joshua, shall we look for lingerie together?”

Yu:

“What do I think of it, you ask? I want you to do whatever you want to do, and besides..”

“I’m the only one who can see you out of those clothes, so it doesn’t really bother me.”

Louis:

“Calm down, this is fine, you’re fine, it’s fine..”

(Are you all right?)

“Yeah, I’m fi-you’re really beautiful..in these pictures..”

Zain:

“Hmn, I don’t disapprove of your desires, my lady, but the fact that you’re alone in this photo is quite troubling to me for some reason..”

“May I join you, next time?”

Theo:

“So people wear those types of clothes to model, as well?”

“That sounds cool, maybe I’ll try it one day when I’m older.”