yt1000:bertie

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social media demigod style: Percy Jackson.

one thing i can say for the attempts to make bertie bott’s every flavour beans in the real world is that they do in fact taste like what they’re supposed to taste like

on the other hand, the major drawback of the attempts to make bertie bott’s every flavour beans in the real world is that they taste exactly like what they’re supposed to taste like

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Because you were unhappy so you wanted me to be unhappy, too. Now you’re happy again, you'll be nicer… for a while.