stan, sitting with mike and ben: okay so you’d like to join our bird watching club?
richie: yes! here’s my resume
stan, reading from the paper: richie is… hungry for responsibility, horny for teamwork, and ready to BUST A NUT up in this bird watching club! skills include EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP. young, dumb, and full of… y’know. winky face. thanks for your time. i love you.
Oikawa actually drinks more black coffee than Iwaizumi, even though he prefers sugary drinks… cuz when you’re working 12 hour days five times a week only a pot of pure hot caffeinated hell is gonna get you going. (Luckily Yahaba came along and got promoted or he’d still be working seven days a week!!)
tweek and craig are constantly holding hands no matter where they are no matter what they’re doing. when one of them has to go home after date night there’s always a “no YOU let go first” argument and it can last all night