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anonymous asked:

couldn't watch the live what happened? and thanks for existing you are awesome.

  • dan got a new webcam and spent several minutes playing with the color and brightness settings and settled on one where it looks like his piano is just transcending to another dimension bc of the amount of white light it is emitting 
  • he gave a very long and beautifully articulated little ramble about the manchester attack, making the charity shirt, and why the city matters so much to him and phil. he mentioned it was phil’s home and the place he grew up, the place dan went to uni, and the place ‘dan and phil’ began. he also very briefly touched on some of the criticisms that have been raised. to those who thought it was inappropriate for dnp to put themselves on the shirt or make the shirt at all, he politely asserted that they must be people who don’t understand what the city means to him and phil, and the connection they have to it. to those who argued they’re trying to make themselves look good, he kind of jst said ‘obviously not,’ and touched on a very interesting philosophical point about altruism and how it is bullshit to expect kindness and charity to be performed in a sort of emotional vacuum where the benefactor feels nothing and isn’t allowed to be happy that they’ve done something helpful. to those who criticize them for only doing something for a western tragedy when attacks like this happen so often elsewhere in the world, he thinks that is valid criticism and that’s why he feels like supporting the red cross is so good bc they help people all over the world. i was vibing a lot with this discussion and i very much appreciate dan in his calm and gentle states like the one he exhibited here
  • someone interrupted this whole discussion to say ‘phil and i’ though which caused him to consider changing the channel name from danisnotinteresting to pHiL aNd I (in reference to the spongebob meme)
  • phil was gone for two days last week so dan decided to jog for an hour while listening to a political podcast bc he was bored and also he’s an idiot who apparently thinks “cardio” doesn’t use muscles and therefore he wouldn’t be sore if he did this, but lo and behold he was in acute pain the next day and was basically rendered immobile for four days. the saga of dysfunctional dan whenever phil isn’t around continues 
  • he and phil and some pals played dungeons and dragons which for those who don’t know is apparently the nerdiest possible game anyone can play and it involves role playing and designing your own characters. dan’s character was an elf prince or some shit who is basically oppressed by his father and the many rules of their household or something so he runs away to get some life experiences and also he has a completely useless right hand. phil wanted to be magical so he decided to be a mage called shazeem? or something like that? i forgot. and he had a weird eye. idk. they’re weird
  • dan’s grandparents came to stay this past weekend and they arrived an hour earlier than planned which sent dan into a scramble to clean and polish every surface of their house and also order lunch and basically have a breakdown lmao and also his grandma is apparently the most adorable person on the planet and baked them a crumble which she dropped on the train, as well as buying an oreo cheesecake but she didn’t know what oreos were so she pronounced it o-RAY-oh and dan was briefly under the impression she’d brought them a fancy french pastry. cute. also very likely the bbq phil tweeted about was for them. and this happened like a week after returning from the lester family vacay so clearly family’s been the dominant part of the past month for them and i wanna die
  • graphic design is dan’s passion. he rambled more about the trials and tribulations of needing to define yourself by a font. relatedly he emphasized that his rebrand doesn’t mean he’s ditching wearing black and being bleak and having crises–if anything those are the things that define him the most. i think this is in line with what we’ve heard from him a lot this year about like,,, not knowing what he’s about on youtube rn and feeling a bit lost. 
  • he owns pastel pajamas 
  • he wished everyone happy pride and said “love yourself” 
  • he has slowly made the house look like, vvv aesthetic. to that end, he has at least 10 succulents that are all alive did you hear that phil 
  • at his all boys’ school, the culture was such that on the day everyone got painful TB injections people would wait around just to punch each other on the arms bc they knew it hurt 
  • his nipples were almost out when he was walking down the street in his vetements hoodie and got caught in a wind tunnel
  • he would wear a dress in theory but is still in practice constrained by social/gender norms 
  • introverted dan wanted to do nothing for his bday whatsoever and stay inside but he was talked into going out to dinner. so he’s doing that on sunday
  • someone said it was their 4 month anniversary w their girlfriend and he congratulated them and then asked how they feel, if it’s good/exciting or like, terrifying, bc it can be terrifying, sounding very much like he wanted to relate to the feeling of being in a new relationship from his own experience. given that we almost never hear him talk about anything to do w relationships from his own perspective anymore, i thought that was p cool
  • new gaming video tomorrow–a game for the switch called ‘arms’ where they almost punch each other 
  • phil is downstairs
  • don’t listen to his summary of nihilism it is. tragic
  • GO VOTE ON THURSDAY IF YOURE IN THE UK AND YOURE 18 YEARS OLD BC YOUNG PEOPLE’S VOICES ARE SO IMPORTANT AND CAN SHAPE THE TRAJECTORY OF THE WORLD WE LIVE IN 

(dan live show: ‘‘daniel’ = deep dark and dank’ - 6.06.17)

Big Bang reactions to their gf having a youtube channel

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[Who is your favourite youtuber? Do you ship anyone with any of BB members? I love JREKML but I don’t have any special youtubers I would ship them with. If you do you can share it with me ^^]

T.O.P
He liked the fact that you were a youtuber  He didn’t want to be in your videos if you didn’t ask him. He would support you if you wanted to keep being a youtuber and he would post instagram posts of your videos to notify everyone how great youtuber you are. He hated when you got in depression because of mean people spamming your channel. He felt so sad at that moments. If you were depressed a lot because of that he made you stop for a while to get better.
“I loved that video when you played games Hahhahah It was so funny… You are so good.”

Originally posted by 2k08revivalkpop


G-Dragon
Ever since he met you he watched your videos. He wanted to meet you since you were the most famous beauty vlogger in the world. He was very interested in meeting you and when he did he fell in love with you immediately. Since your fans wanted to see him in your videos, he loved to help you get more attention and he did everything you wanted in your videos and even made a video with you, to tell men about makeup and gave some advices. He would take legal actions if you got threatened.
“WHAT? YOU GOT 39 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS? THAT’S AWESOME! CONGRATS!”

Originally posted by violaone


Taeyang
When you met him in the USA he was on tour and you were in the same club with some of your friends who were also famous vloggers  He recognized you and you got to know each other well. Your relationship was great and he loved when you went on a trip together and he could film you while you did vlogs  He helped you edit them too. He wanted to help you as much as he could so you would have more time for each other. He dealt with your haters more seriously than he did with his. If you ever cried about hateful comments he stayed with you and told you how important you are to him.
“Babe~ You are the most important human in this world for me, okay? In this universe I care about you the most~” *His cute words would cheer you up immediately*

Originally posted by bbfanpage


Daesung
Daesung isn’t much on social media so when he met you, he had no idea who you were. That’s why he fell for you, he didn’t care who you were. You were so nice to him and talked like an angel. When you told him about your youtube channel he watched all of your videos in a day or two and the next day he asked you about what he wanted to know. He liked if you filmed your moments together but he wanted some things private. He totally understood if you were depressed sometimes and tried to cheer you up as much as he could.
“H-E-L-L-O! MY NAME IS DAESUNG. I AM FROM SOUTH KOREA. I LIKE Y/N…*introducing himself to the camera*”

Originally posted by endlesstabi


Seungri
You were VERY surprised when he approached you at the event you were. You are famous youtuber who does kpop reactions and does kpop compilations. You were pretty famous and some idols knew who you were. But you never expected your BIAS-SEUNGRI would know who you were. You ‘clicked’ immediately and went on a dinner together. When you announced to the public you are dating he wouldn’t let you record your reactions alone and always made videos with you even if you wouldn’t post them. He loved the fact you were a youtuber. He always watched your videos first and liked it and share it with his fans.
“Heyaaaa ~*has his own hello* It’s me, Seungri from Big Bang and today I’m here with Y/N and we’re going to see the Pisa tower. Do you think it’ll be fun Y/N?”

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50 GR8 QUESTIONS

Don’t you wanna know?

1. What was the last thing you googled?
2. You have to listen to these songs:
3. Do you chew on your straws?
4. Have you ever been awake for 48hours straight?
5. Will you get married? Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years?
6. If you could move somewhere else would you?
7. Read on a Kindle or paperback book?
8. If money was no object, what would you do all day?
9. University or life experience, which do you feel best prepares you for life?
10. What is the one thing that should be taught in school that isn’t already?
11. If you could go back in time, what year would you travel to?
12. When you have 30 minutes of free-time, how do you pass the time?
13. What’s the best/worst gift you’ve ever given/received?
14. What was the first thing you bought with your own money?
15. What would your parents be surprised to learn about you?
16. Apologize or ask permission?
17. Beach vacation or European vacation?
18. What is the ideal number of people to have over on a Friday night?
19. Who is a non-politician you wish would run for office?
20. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
21. What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?
22. Ever been addicted to a iOS/android game? Which one(s)?
23. List 5 goals on your life’s to-do list:
24. If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to?
25. What is one thing you will never do again?
26. What words of wisdom would you pass onto your childhood self?
27. If you could speak another language, which would it be and why?
28. If you were head of a major TV station for one day, what would you play?
29. Which one of your friends would make the best U.S. President and why?
30. What’s your favorite holiday and why?
31. How would you survive a zombie apocalypse?
32. In what ways are you the same as your childhood self?
33. If you could master one skill you don’t have right now, what would it be?
34. What was your dream job growing up?
35. If you could live forever, how would you spend eternity?
36. If you could bring one musician back from the dead, who would it be and why?
37. What was the last picture you took with your phone?
38. What kind of sickness have you lied about so you wouldn’t go to work?
39. What was the last lie you told?
40. What is your perfect pizza?
41. What question do you hate to answer?
42. What keys on a keyboard do you not use?
43. Who would you most like to be stuck in an elevator with?
44. Is there anything purple within 10 feet of you? What is it?
45. When was the last time you ran/went for a jog?
46. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
47. What after school activities did you do in high school?
48. What ice-cream flavours do you love/hate?
49. What is your secret recipe?
50. What channels do you have subscribed on YouTube?

TOP YOUTUBE VIDEOS: HONORABLE MENTIONS

These are the videos that just fell short of being on my top 15 list. They’re great and all classic, but just couldn’t be on the list for whatever reason.


MEXICAN DELL
This guy really prefers a Mac.


MATRIX NERDS
Still maybe the best ending to any video, ever.


MY NEW ACCENT
We found this back when YouTube had a “Most Recently Uploaded” feature and I can’t tell you why we laughed so hard at it. This is the origin of the catchphrase “Do the skit.”


WISE WORDS FROM THE SAAD
A maserpiece in 14 seconds.


“IT’S SPLIT”
This dumbass polls a unanimous room and then declares it “split.” It really shouldn’t be that funny but I quote this like almost every day.


NA'IM LYNN CLOWNS ON CHICK
This joke-off takes a BIZARRE turn. I would have definitely put this on my list, but I felt weird including just a straight up clip of a TV show.


BAPTAZIA
Turn this up and dance so hard your heart stops. Then you’ll meet God face to face and get to show him this rad video of his coolest followers.


HOT CHOCOLATE HIGH VELOCITY
What can be said?

Alright, that’s about it for now- come back tomorrow for THE NUMBER ONE YOUTUBE VIDEO OF ALL TIME…

A rant about YouTubers

 We live in the 21st century and everybody is free to state their opinion. It is mature and wise to scroll down, ignore or criticize constructively any thoughts you don’t agree with, whatever they might be. I am about to rant in a way I should’ve done a while ago. I feel like more people than they’d like to admit think this way and honestly I have no problem in doing this for them. I would also give names because what’s the point of sending indirects when you’re criticizing something anyway? So the only thing I’d be willing to say sorry for is if I hurt anyone’s feelings. It’s 100% not my intention to hit anybody right in their hearts, so if I do, I hope you forgive me. That said, let’s get on with the rant. 

For the past 1-2 years, I have not been enjoying YouTube. I’m aware that many people have been saying the exact same thing (check fireflysuggs on Instagram), but I want to explain why. I feel like, nowadays, there are 3 types of YouTubers I can easily pin down, all of them with examples.

1. Zoella. Zoe has been recieving some really harsh comments lately, and honestly it hurts to say that, at this point, I don’t even know if she deserves it or not. Bare in mind, she does not deserve pointless, bullshit kind of hate, I am talking about those people who stopped watching her because her videos got repetitive and boring. I kind of agree with that last part. Her content is mainly long hauls that make me want to stop watching within 5 minutes. She cracks a few jokes every now and then, but there’s somthing about her videos now that make me not want to click on them. There are no twists, no funny moments, no original content. It’s like sitting there watching a woman talking about beauty products most people can’t even afford or get their hands into for 20 minutes. No, that’s actually what it is. I still love some of her videos tho, mainly her collabs with Mark. But even her videos with Joe (I’m talking about the last one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqDaUj0maVM ) seem quite boring to me. It’s like her videos are a flat line, when a few years ago they were a rollercoaster. And I feel like most people subscribe to her or are still subscribed because she’s Zoella, which is kind of sad. 

However, she’s worked really hard on her channel throughout the years and she surely deserves all the subscriber she has.

2. Alfie Deyes, Bethany Mota. These are the kind of YouTubers that, in my humble opinion, do not deserve to keep gaining money from making videos. For God’s sake, Alfie’s main channel has been dead for 4 months. Bethany still uploads every now and then, but her videos are not genuine anymore. It just gives the impression that she only uploads for money. Before you jump at my neck and detach it from my body, I know Alfie still posts vlogs. All I’m saying is that they should not be making money out of something they don’t use anymore. Specially Alfie, in this case. All in all, I think they should make money depending on how often they upload. 

3. Jim Chapman. I really do like Jim, and it hurst to say that his videos have become my least favourite kind of content: look at how fabulous my life is, I want to share it with everyone. Honestly, he’s now living the good life and working with really important fashion brands because of YouTube. I feel like many YouTubers forget the reason why they’re famous now. Tyler Oakley’s content has also been annoying me lately, although he makes me laugh like fucking crazy and I just can’t hate him even if they paid me. 

And then, believe it or not, there are still some genuine YouTubers out there who actually do it because they love it or they just really want to help others. Some of them actually have real jobs outside the screen. The only one I can think of is Louise Pentland (https://www.youtube.com/user/Sprinkleofglitter) but if you guys know some more, I think you should share them with everybody.

The conclussion I’ve reached is not really satisfying. As a hard working young adult, it grinds my gears every time I go on Instagram and Caspar Lee is on a fucking plane again. Off to some dreamy paradise for like a month with no worries on his mind because all he does is post a video a week no longer than 10 minutes (at least he’s original, I’ll give him that). 

To be fucking honest, I don’t think YouTube should moneticise videos. I could only imagine how many people would stop posting if that happened. No one should gain more than a hard-working, sacrifying human being who actually spends his/her 12 hours at work five days a week. As you can probably tell, I am completely fed up, and that’s why I unsubscribed and stopped watching most people’s videos, even those I’ve been following for the past years.

As hard as it might sound, in your working life, you will proabably earn /are earning less money a month than these people, and all they do is…well, nothing. I have made videos before (I have not posted any of them) and it literally takes me 1 day to film and edit all together. What do they do for the rest of the week? My favourite part is when they don’t upload in time. Like wow, I didn’t know that not doing anything all day was so time consuming.

Fascinating, just fascinating. 

anniegirl27  asked:

I wish that Julie/Mari hade come up with the with the idea of the YouTube channel earlier.Like imagine Noora in S1 having a feministic channel. Vilde having one where she gives make up tips. Eskild starting one where he calls himself a guru and gives advice to baby gays. Linn having one where she mostly sits quiet infront of the camera..I could go on all day. In a parallel universe they all had their own YouTube channel and skam had 6 seasons 😭

OMG YES

Even having a super beautiful channel where he discusses all these pretentious artsy films and talks about generalisation but also has stupid dance battles and boyfriend vlogs and OMG aand cooking videos and he literally would just vlog his life ahhhhh his yotube would be like his own season

and then Jonas would have a youtube where he just screams about consumerism and expresses his anti-capitalism ways 

Magnus would totally make vines, you know it. the most cringeworthy silly vines but he is now super popular oh my god

Mahdi just does one segment on youtube “WAFFLES WITH MAHDI” it’s where he tries a new thing with waffles every day from a request by viewers. some things taste amazing like peanut butter with waffles…others….not so much…the video of Mahdi eating tuna waffles has gone viral

Sana’s youtube would be bad ass i’m telling you, she would have this segment where she will argue anything in 30 seconds against her weekly guest. like a speed debate battle. they have to pick an argument out of a hat and argue the best they can in 30 seconds. it’s hilarious and inspiring and amazing. 

omg I could go on lol

Element drag 👀👀

Earth: fucking god complex. You aren’t are great as you think you are, and no, not everyone wants to be you. Stop judging people for not having thier Shit together, cause we all know that you are barley surviving, not all of us fall for you “got my shit together” attitude. You like pretending that you don’t ever do nothing wrong, yaah you do but you never bring it up cause then you can’t give out advice that you can’t even follow yourself. Push people away and then wonder why no one talks to them .

Water: “ it’s not my fault” “ idk what I did” stfu and start owning up to the Shit you do. I swear water sign be Making the dumbest excuse to be the Victim. “ if you didn’t buy this house maybe I wouldn’t have slammed this door” FUCK OTTA HERE. Stop feeling bad for yourself and do something for yourself instead of bitching to Everyone and making their day depressing.

Air: always gotta act like you are the smartest and most original when half of y'all probably stole your personality from parks and rec or some YouTube star . Stop researching facts just you can see interesting. “No one gets me” stfu no one gets you because you literary Try so hard to make yourself original and become someone else, hell yeah no one gets you, you don’t even get you.

Fire: you guys always want to have fun but take it too far. Honestly you are the ones who would most likely kill someone because of you stupid ideas. Yeah you brag about having so much fun but your life probably is a mess and you at acting like it’s not, honey your act isn’t fooling anyone. You guys are do flaky and then wonder why you don’t have any real and meaningful friendships. No Shit, you can just take and not give. Grow TF up and get your Shit together.

anonymous asked:

Welcome to the family! To start off, how would the UT UF US Skelebros react to an S/O who is secretly a famous Youtuber? Like theyre up there with Pewdiepie, Dan and Phil, Markiplier, and stuff

UNDERTALE

Sans

He’s pretty active when it comes to internet, it’s the most entertaining thing to do without moving, so yes, he watches a lot of YouTube. He’s the kinda guy that would wind up in the “weird” part of YouTube. But he has heard of some big names, and he finds out about your profession before you tell him after going on a YouTube binge one day. He doesn’t freak out about it, but he does mention it when he sees you again. After you confirm his suspicions, he’s really chill about it. He likes to hang around put of camera shot and watch you record. He likes the persona you put on when on camera, but later, when you’re both intertwined and relaxing after a long day, he ultimately decides that he loves the off-camera you so much more.

PAPYRUS

WHAT?!? HIS HUMAN IS A CELEBRITY?!? Honestly, this smol bean is so excited that you’re so famous! Not in a manipulative, coveting way but more in a “My datemate is so cool!” way. If you’re the kind of channel that does collabs often, he insists to be a part of them. He likes to help you edit, like suggesting certain effects for certain clips. If you’ve been reading the comments and you’re motivation is pretty low, he’ll do his best to make you smile again with skele cuddles and a warm bowl of pasta!

UNDERFELL

SANS

Doesn’t want to be on camera. At all. His confidence isn’t as great as it seems. He loves watching your videos though. When he’s working, he’ll go through playlists and playlists of videos with you in them. He learns a lot about you this way, actually. Sometimes he goes through the comments, and if you look closely at the replies to some of the more negative ones, you’ll see a lot of rants that are strangely all lowercased and consisting of piles of cusswords.

PAPYRUS

He doesn’t really understand at first? He thinks it’s stupid honestly. He sometimes steps into your studio while you’re recording and questions everything. “WHY ARE YOU SO LOUD? WHAT IS THAT FOAM THING AT YOUR MOUTH? WHY IS THIS CLOTH GREEN?” After he starts to get it, he lets you be. On trips when you go to conventions, he watches your vlogs and pretends to be there with you, if he isn’t already. Depends on if you’ve been public about your relationship honestly.

UNDERSWAP

SANS

He lowkey starts idolizing you? He doesn’t watch a lot of your videos, mostly because he’s always up and active, but his attitude changes around you a lot. He holds you a lot and kisses your face, lips, hair, everywhere, when you cuddle. It gets to the point where he barely lets you do anything, and you had to put your foot down about it. After that, he just insists that he’s your biggest fan no matter what.

PAPYRUS

He actually has his own channel, ironically. He does let’s plays, and depending on the kind of channel you have, you both collab a lot. When he has a question, you’ll answer, and vice versa. You ultimately become a power couple together, kinda like Dan and Phil except obviously you both are in a relationship. He’s happy that with the income he can spoil Sans a lot more.

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Requested by @itsfaithmurphy: I don’t know if someone had ever requested something like this before but can you do one where you have insomnia really really bad so your get out of bed and go editor something and Shawn freaks out when your not next to me and he gets mad when he finds you.   Love you blog!!! ❤

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Shawn knew that most of the time when he was asleep in bed with you, you were most likely not asleep.

The second you heard Shawn’s little puffs of snoring, you were on your phone looking at nothing in particular; watching Youtube; planning out everything you had to do the next day; make shopping lists; watch late night/early morning tv. You were practically doing everything that didn’t require your eyes closed in a bed.

You were also a Youtuber, so a lot of your late nights turned into long editing sessions - which you didn’t mind.

You would usually sit up in bed with your laptop and edit your videos while Shawn was asleep right next to you. However, as Shawn’s deep breathing sounded throughout the room, you took your laptop downstairs, sitting next to the warm fire that was burning bright.

So bright, in fact, that you didn’t even need to turn on a light to see.

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why jack is so amazing

i love how jack could be busy all day long, but still find time to interact with us. not many people do that just for their fans. not many would interact with their fans daily, but the fact that jack does makes me even more grateful and appreciative of him.


some people just do youtube for fame and money by doing some clickbaity videos or going on other people’s channels and asking for subs and likes. but, people like jack has worked so hard for their subscribers and they deserve every single one. it’s so easy to let fame get into their head and do videos just to do videos. but, jack and a bunch of others do videos that they enjoy, that they like to do, that make them happy. because like what jack said, “get the most fun out of what you have.”


i love how jack was so busy with packing his stuff, moving to a different country, making tons of videos, but still has enough time to interact with us. whether it’s on here, twitter, youtube, etc. he’s always there with us. not many people would go out all of their way just for us. not many people care for their fans the way jack does. not many people would stay up until 2am in the morning to talk to us like what jack does. not many people would spend 9-12 hours a day for us. and the fact, that jack loves each of us all so much that he’s willing to spend most of his days doing things for us makes me one of the happiest people alive.


i hope more people realize how amazing he is because honestly i could go on for a long time about how he’s one of the sweetest and most genuine people i know.


remember, he started off from nothing, but look at him now. all his hard work paid off. all the people smiling because of him at this second. all the support he’s getting. everything. i’m so proud of him and i really wish i found out about him earlier. it’s my dream to meet him, i love him so much.

Ambitious // Jack Maynard

There you go @dansdimpledance  :)
Request: Hi! I’d love an imagine with Mr. Jack Maynard! My idea includes, cuddles, kisses, grumpy me, whiny attention needing  Jack and just really fluffy lovey dovey stuff!


You sighed in exhaustion as you lent your head against the cold car window, Conor looking down at you worried.

“Y/N you sure that you’re okay? I mean I’ve already asked you several times now but that’s like the first time in weeks that I see you out of your room and without a book or some paper in your hands but even here you seem so stressed. I know Christmas shopping isn’t the most relaxing thing sometimes but we got all the presents we need and you seem way more stressed than the typical ‘Christmas-shopping-stressed’.”

He was right. It was way worse than this kind of “stressed” and the fact that your boyfriend Jack was gone for a few days because of YouTube meetings and other events didn’t make it better.

“I’m so sorry, Conor, I’m really stressed, my head feels like it would explode any second . Uni is so fucked up recently, especially around Christmas these bastards of professors literally try to press everything into your brain and I’m so afraid of failing any exams, they’re so important to be accepted to the finals in February.”

Conor’s worried look formed into a warm smile, “Hey love, don’t push yourself that hard, okay? First you’re like the smartest person I’ve ever met and you’ve been studying all day, just give yourself a break, I promise you, you will still pass all the exams. And second, Jack is going to be back in two days. I know I’m annoying but I’m doing my best”

You chuckled lightly, you loved the buttercreams like brothers. But right now you were alone with Conor because all of them YouTuber boys were somewhere around England, going to Christmas events and taking parts in important meetings. You really were not used to everything around you being so quiet.

You two got back to the Maynard-Pieters-Y/L/N household and Conor started hiding the Christmas presents you bought for the boys and your parents in his room while you went back to your room and started studying. Again.
Hours later you heard familiar voices coming from behind the room.

“She slept in while studying. We have to, I don’t  know, distract her from that stuff, she nearly can’t bear the stress.”

“Shit, I’ll look after her. This week away from here took the power out of me too.”

Wait, was that Jack? Footsteps came closer to your room and suddenly you were wide awake. The door opened quietly and carefully and your messy haired dork of boyfriend that you loved so much stood in the door frame, smiling widely as he noticed that you’re awake.

“Hey baby, surprise, I’m back early, some meetings got cancelled. I thought you were sleeping? How are you?”

“Well this beautiful sound of the to you belonging voice slowly shook me out of my sweet dreams.”, You teased in a raspy voice.

“Then I probably have to come into bed with you and give you many cuddles and kisses to bring you back to dreamland..”

And with that he threw his bag in some corner of the room, closed the door behind him and threw himself onto the bed. You laid on your backs, heads turned to keep eyecontact. Jack cupped your face in his left hand, came closer and pressed a long needed, passionate kiss to your lips. You didn’t hesitate and kissed back of course. You just realized how much you really missed him and as you pulled away from the kiss, he pulled you as close as possible, wrapped his arms around you and let you bury your head into his warm chest.

“I love you so much.” He said, kissing the top of your head carefully.

“I love you too Jack. So much.”

You woke up surprisingly early the next morning, untangled yourself from Jacks grip around you and got up. You let him sleep, he looked so peacefully and he definitely needed this long sleep now. As you got to the kitchen to grab something fast to eat you met an only in underwear dressed Josh.

“God how amazing it was to not see this every morning.” You joked.

“Yeah good morning to you too, sleeping beauty. How’s uni going?” He laughed and wiggled his butt laughing.

“Eww, don’t ask, it’s horribly exhausting at the moment so I’ll just grab an apple and be right there studying on the sofa if you need me.” You said annoyed, grabbed an apple from a bowl in the kitchen and went back to your sleeping boyfriend to get your uni stuff out of the room. You went over to your desk as quiet as you could, took the books and just as you turned around you heard a raspy morning voice that sent shivers down your spine say, “Stop right there, little lady” , You turned to look at him, a threatening look on his face so you waited and said nothing.

“Put those books away and bloody stop studying for a day, okay? Let’s just stay in bed.”

“But Jack…”

“No Buts. Don’t be grumpy and cuddle me, I missed you being by my side.” He pouted.

How could you say no? You laid the books back down and began walking out the room, “wait a sec.”

Jack was confused but grinned widely as you came back, carrying your favourite movies and some chocolate in your hands. Jack opened his laptop and you threw yourself onto the bed. He started the first film and held you in his arms, you had your head on his chest.

“Just imagine I had half of the ambition you have…” He chuckled.

“You sure have a lot ambition. I just have too much sometimes.” You smiled, kissing his jaw.

“Oh you think so?” He snapped sarcastically what he earned a playful slap for.
You looked deep into his ocean blue eyes and were surprised by Jack closing the gap between your lips, kissing you very needy and passionate, the movie long forgotten.  That made you smile against his lips before kissing back and moving your lips in perfect sync. You both pulled away and you laid your head back on his chest but looking up to his face while he drew comforting circles on your back with his fingertips. He looked at you admiring.

“How did I get so lucky?” He said dreaming.

“Well you’re just a lucky guy I must guess.” You whispered against his neck, brushing your lips over it lightly.

“Fuck off” Jack laughed, grabbing your hips and pulling you closer.

“I love you.” He whispered honestly while first kissing your forehead and your nose between the words and stopped right in front of your lips.

“I love you too.” You whispered and pecked his lips.


I’m so sorry that it’s so bad and short.. I hope you still like it though. ♥

anonymous asked:

Can you help me w some tips so I can lose weight like you did?

Sure, anon! Is there anything specific you want to know? I’ll just give you some info that I usually give people. :) 

FOOD: 
• For me logging food, counting and eating a proper amount of calories (not too many, not too little) and eating on regular set schedule has helped me.
• I lost a lot of weight just by cutting out sodas and other sugary drinks, I started drinking more water and teas and coffee with almond milk instead of creamer and stevia instead of sugar. If there’s something sugary or high calorie you want to eat or drink, googling healthier alternatives was really helpful to me.
• Don’t starve yourself, I was almost never hungry while I was losing weight. Creating sustainable eating habits will help you stay on track. 
• Commit to doing something for a month, because by then it will basically be a habit, then commit to another month, then you won’t think about it and just be living it without thinking.

EXERCISE: 
• If you are mostly sedentary like I was, I started off by just trying to get in the habit of being active everyday. I did this by committing to exercising for at least 15 minutes OR doing 1 mile everyday for a month. The reasoning behind the 15 minutes is because 15 minutes is easy to talk yourself into. Even if you do easy exercise most days at first ALL you are focusing on is building the habit. My fitness level increased really fast just by being consistent, and I would do a little longer or a little harder on days I felt like it, and days I didn’t feel like it I would just walk a mile. :) 
• Try a sport! Tennis, rock climbing, kayaking and boxing are some of my favorites.
• Hiking is fun if you have trails near you, being outside is also great for your mental health.
• Try workout videos on youtube if you don’t have a gym membership.

MOTIVATION:
• Visualize who you want to be and what you want your life to be like. Romanticize an active adventurous lifestyle and eating healthy foods. Figure out WHY you want to lose weight, and get yourself excited about it. You can do it, anyone can do it, you just have to decide. Be whoever you want, it’s never too late. :) 
• Surround yourself with people who have similar goals and mindsets you want for yourself. Following a bunch of fitblrs on tumblr is a good way to do that! 
• If you can afford a fitbit they’re a great motivational tool to stay active. I personally like the Fitbit Charge 2. 
• Let other people inspire you! Have good role models. :) When I was 360lbs another girl who had weighed the same and lost it all inspired me and made me believe it was possible and that I could do it. Now one of my inspirations/role models is Iskra Lawrence, because she is so body positive and focusing on being healthy and happy rather than skinny. (not that there’s anything wrong with being skinny) 


sometimes I wonder where I would be now without knowing the youtubers I watch. What I mean is that people like jack, ethan, mark, robert, etc have helped me grow as an individual through these past few years. They basically helped me realize some things about myself and the world. That it’s ok to be you and that not everyone is against you all the time. I wonder though what my mindset would be like now if I never was recommended to check out their channels (ethan, felix, mark, etc. ) or accidentally found them like jack. I know my personality would be the same but idk if I would have gained some of the confidence I have now to try and put myself out there more and to show the real me to the world. tbh I probably would still be the shy kid who hide in the shadows but being in these communities has changed that. am I perfect no, do I still have my rough times yes, am I still that shy kid of course, but that doesn’t mean it defines me. through my experience with these youtubers I’ve learned that it’s ok to be yourself no matter what others may say and there really are great, loving, people out there just waiting to grace your life. Life can has its ups and downs but thier are people in your life willing to catch you when you fall and help you back up. Just remember that you do matter and what ever you’re going through it’ll pass, you just have to stay strong, determined, and most importantly believe in yourself. In the end, you are the only person with the power to change your life for the better so just keep swimming. it’s these exact messages that I like to constantly keep in my heart and pass on to anyone who may need it but I know it never would have had the same impact if it wasn't​ from those I absorbed it from; the youtubers I watch. I know to some they just be people on the other side of the screen but to me they are game changers who are impacting individuals each day the same that they have for me. like I said, who knows what my mindset would be if I never found them but it’s useless to dwell on what could of been. Honestly, I’m just greatful that I’ve gotten the chance to know​ these people through youtube and the journey that I’ve gotten to go on through them and individually has been incredible. that being said, just thanks for all that you guys do and just keep doing what you do best as you moving forward ❤

anonymous asked:

Hi Anna! I really like your art and I'm saving money to buy some of your stuff! See, i wanted to try to make some art on shrink plastic as well, and I've seen many different tutorials on it and honestly I'm more confused than ever! I've seen people putting the plastic in the oven, or in some sort of liquid? I really don't know, so could you tell me how you do it, I'm totally clueless... Btw sorry if I bothered (also sorry for the really long ask) and have a nice day!

What’s up anon :)

Here’s the best video I found of this. I don’t really search too much of these tutorials, but this youtuber uses most of the same supplies as me (minus the modpodge). However, that type (modpodge dimensional magic) they use is more cost-friendly than the varnish I use, so I would probably recommend starting from there. I also don’t use permanent marker like they do (everything is usually 100% coloring pencil) but hey, if you want to try it out, go ahead! I also do not seal the back of my pin (like they do with modpodge) and use glue and UV resin to secure the pin instead, but if you don’t want to buy a UV lamp and the actual UV resin, then you can try out their method of hot-glue gunning the pin and sealing the back with the modpodge gloss.

I use a toaster oven, because I like to just have my drawing shrink quickly but some people use their regular, standard oven for baking. I have no clue if that’s better than using the toaster oven (I’m sure it provides the same results), but on every back of a shrink plastic package there are instructions on how to shrink your drawing, so make sure to follow them.

Lastly, I have no clue what the liquid is all about…I’ve seen people use embossing powder, which is this powder that melts to form a glaze when it’s heated in an oven. Frankly, it looks messy so I wouldn’t recommend using that :0 I would stick with regular glossy varnish, then moving up to resin if you want (I don’t use regular resin for sealing the surface of my badges so hopefully you can find some tutorials about that).

Btw here’s a second video:

Hope the vids helped in some way! 

18 questions about music tag

the questions

1. Which bands/artist do you own the most albums by?
2. What was the last song you listened to?
3. What’s in your CD player right now?
4. What was the last show you attended?
5. What was the greatest show you’ve been to?
6. What was the worst show you’ve ever been to?
7. What is the most musically involved you have ever been?
8. What show are you looking forward to?
9. What is your favorite band shirt?
10. What musician would you like to hang out with for a day?
11. Who is one musician or group you wish would make a comeback?
12. Who is one band/ artist you’ve never seen live but always wanted to?
13. Name four or more flawless albums
14. How many concerts have you been to, total?
15. Who have you seen the most live?
16. What is your favorite movie soundtrack?
17. What was your last musical ‘phase’ before you wisened up?
18. What is your ‘guilty pleasure’ that you hate to admit liking?

ATTENTION TO MY FOLLOWERS!

I know this is kinda dumb or whatever, but my little sis has a youtube channel that she made for her animations. She’s an aspiring animator, and loves making little movies/videos about animals. I know the videos might not be the best, or the most interesting, but she works really hard on them, and honestly she deserves more likes/views for these videos she spends hours creating.

If you’re reading this, it would be amazing if you could take a few minutes to maybe like one or two of her videos, maybe comment, and maybe subscribe. Honestly, it would make her day/week so much better. She’s been going through some stuff at school, and the channel is her distraction from it all. She’s been making videos for about a year now but gets very few views.

Here’s the link to the channel if you want to take a sec and comment/like/subscribe:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDlpJ8fI-FsnBWa8F5WP-9g/videos

If you want to, it would be awesome if you could reshare this too :)

Getting Phil ready for an award show.

Hello again !

Phil Lester X reader

Y/n = your name.

Keeping with what seems to be my theme of writing this fic is gender neutral.

Please send me requests !
Warning ⚠️- fluff 😍

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“ I wish you were coming with me love” Phil was almost ready for the award show. If you were being honest you couldn’t quite remember what the award show was for. All you knew for sure is that Phil and Dan would be presenting an award for Tyler Oakley and that they couldn’t turn that down.

“ Me too babe but if we keep talking about it you will be showing up in a suit top and pj bottoms”. You smirk holding out Phil’s trousers. Phil knew exactly why you couldn’t come with him. The YouTube community knew about your relationship but not the public.

“ I bet this suit would look a lot more snazzy with a beauty like you on my arm”. Phil’s eyebrows were wiggling in a suggestive fashion making a giggle escape your lips. “ Some days I love that your my dirty little secret. But most days I want to scream it to the world that I have been so lucky to have you in my life”. Phil was an absolute cheese ball. Although it was so cute and sweet that you couldn’t help but feel the pink glow starting to stain your cheeks.

“Stop flirting and start dressing Mr.Lester”. Phil was taking his sweet time today. He was also pressing the issue of letting your private life more public. He was great at bringing this subject up at the most inconvenient of times. When you first started dating you had both decided that your life style and work didn’t match the style of being a internet figure. Phil knew and understood this but it didn’t stop him from poking at it for fun. He is indeed the sweetest person ever but he was a man who wanted to claim you for his own for the whole world to know. Just as you were going through all your thoughts Phil interrupted.

“On a scale of 1-10 how good do I look”? Phil says posing while Turing showing you the full view. He almost never got properly dressed up and he looked pretty dang good. “Well I’m waiting y/n, tell me I’m pretty”.

You answer with your lips crashing into his. It was a soft, warm, and a comforting kiss. Familiar and safe, just like Phil. “You look damn fine”. Still so close to Phil’s lips. Oh and just so you know I don’t care if the world knows if your mine. What matters is that you know your mine". You say with a wink. “Now come on, Dan is going to actually be ready before you”.

Common Misconceptions of T

I know I had a few expectations from starting hormones that were just completely false. Whether I found out through my doctor or through personal experience, I thought I should just tell you some truths:

  • Alright, first and foremost T does not make you grow taller. Unless you are still prepubescent, you will not grow taller than what you already are. Also, your feet don’t grow. But men can definitely have small feet! No shame in it.
  • Once you start, there are some things that will not change back. Once your voice drops, it stays that low once you stop T. Facial hair and other body hair will also continue to grow at the rate of wherever you are at. I’m not completely sure about menstruation though once it stops. If someone knows if it starts again or stops completely, please add that!
  • Estrogen blockers and birth control are unnecessary (for the most part). Your doctor will most likely not prescribe these to you because it will affect your hormonal balance. The only reason birth control would be prescribed is if you continue to menstruate after six months. Estrogen blockers are really only helpful for prepubescent female bodies to stop  them from or slow the developing breasts, menstruating, etc.
  • Before starting T, you are required to get a letter from a therapist. This is not to see “if you’re really trans” or “if you’re trans enough”. If that’s the way your doctor or therapist puts it, they are wrong. The reason you see the therapist is to make sure you are physically, emotionally, and probably economically capable and stable enough to handle such a big change. If not, the therapist is supposed to find alternatives to help you through your experience until hormones are available, if they ever would be.
  • Although there are many options for ways of taking T, majority of them will most likely not give you the results you want. The pills usually don’t do anything, the creams and dermal patches aren’t high enough dosages and easily come off. Really, injections are the best way to obtain results.Most doctors prescribe injections in the muscle every other week, but current research shows that injections in the fat every week show results similarly if not at a faster rate (as my doctor told me). It’s less painful too.
  • There are many risks to taking T. Although it may help with your emotional and mental well being, you have to be extra careful of your physical health. Know your family history and always tell your doctor the truth.
  • Hormones aren’t a magical cure-all for your problems. If you face other mental or emotional problems and you aren’t seeking help for those as well, they will most likely persist. That being said, you will still feel dysphoria from time to time. Even when you start looking and feeling as masculine as ever, everyone has those down days. In my experience, the more masculine I looked, the more often I would feel dysphoric whenever someone misgendered me (if that makes sense). It’s okay, because you’re still growing into it.
  • The last thing I have to say is your transition is unique. You can read blogs and watch Youtubers and try to imagine your experience through theirs, but ultimately you are different. Your body will have different reactions and you will see changes at different rates. The process might be slower or quicker for you. For example, I had always been a big fan of Alex and Jake since I first started accepting myself. Alex had inspired me and helped me through so much, yet I started T so much sooner than he did. Yes, it’s a great idea to look up to the role models in the Trans community, but don’t try to be them.

If there is anything anyone else would like to add, feel free to do so! Also any corrections or questions are more than welcome!