there aren’t enough of these so I’ve decided to add my own because why the hell not.
Percy -mutherfuckin- Jackson
His username would be super basic like BabyPoseidon or something.
His video’s would all be about random stories he would make up like “HOW TO SURVIVE AN ANGRY GIRLFRIEND” and Annabeth would be in the thumbnail just flipping the bird to Percy as he runs down the street.
“How I Got Kicked Out of (another) Walmart” would be his most viewed videos because he’s been kicked out of multiple Walmarts.
her channel name would be like Do-It-With-Money instead of like Do-It-Yourself because she doesn’t understand the points or diys but she does them anyway
You wouldn’t fuck with her
she’d be that one YouTuber kinda like a DIY girl except at the end she’d let Leo set everything on fire because When in the world am I going to need an edible phone case.
in most of the backgrounds during her filming you would either A) hear Percy or B) see him running down the hallway to fuck with her filming.
“How to Bury Your Boyfriend’s Body” would be her most viewed video because it’s fucking hilarious
she’d be the new Thomas Sanders.
Do i need to put anything else because i don’t think i do
he’d be the new Bill Nye the Science Guy
except either Piper or Percy would be with him at all times and they’d either almost burn his house down or almost kill a gerbil
“PERCY I SAID NO GERBIL WHAT THE FUCK WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET A - YOU KNOW WHAT I DON’T WANNA KNOw”
he’d try and do makeup tutorials but Piper would come in half-way and just do it for him
She’d do the makeup halloween things but
she’d also be the biggest motherfucking prankster ever
Leo would frequently help her put freaking baby powder in Jason’s hair dryer
“Why I Might Need a New Identity” is her most viewed video because she almost burns down a Target bathroom
He’d be the new gamer and also prankster
he’d say this game isn’t scary and then promptly fall out of his chair
Calypso would be in the background just like im dating this dumbass
he’d also have a weekly cooking show with Calypso where she tries to take it seriously but he’d just like let’s ADD SOME GUMMYBEARS TO THE LASAGNA
I don’t think Frank would have one he’d be too busy volunteering at animal shelters and shit
but he is in 99% of Hazel’s videos
its practically a collab channel at this point
he’d be the angsty gay one
except he wouldn’t come out
in a Q+A one of the questions would be When are we gonna meet your girlfriend and he’d just fuckin DIE OF LAUGHTER
“Do i honestly even look straight to you guys? I mean, phan is a thing right?”
Im sorry but i have to add Will
because he’d be the one to nurture people on health but in the stupidest ways possible like
Way To Not Die #782: Don’t drink Cyanide. Just, don’t? PLease?
He’d be in a secret relationship with Nico and everyone ships them
they’d always show up in the background of each other’s videos doing the stupidest shit ex: shooting a bow and arrow at a china cabinet or pretending to be a stripper
whenever Nico would call him while recording Will would pick up and just scream “WADDUP BITCH”
And if he was still recording when Nico got home Nico would either A) kick over his tripod or B) dump a bucket of something on his head
Person 1: They can give you everything that I can’t! You’d be happier with them.
Person 2: You’re right, but I don’t think they can give me a heartattack at 3am because someone decided to leave the house to go get slushie from the gas station. And if they did, they certainly wouldn’t have brought me back a pack of sour gummy worms. So, I think I’ll stick with you.
“Your a big softie.” “I am not, I’m a emotionless souless demon who-” “You cried last night when there was a commercial saying pandas are getting endangered.” “WHO’S GONNA CARE FOR THE PANDAS [insert name]?! WHO?!”