Bad Liar // Joe Sugg
Hey guys! I had to make this on the spot to post tonight which honestly was quite stressful. I usually make one in advance in case i do forget to make one for the following night. I like staying on top of things, especially on my tumblr. But last night i was at this amazing trivia night, and was on the town council team. My best [male] friend invited me to go along with him and join the team. We got to be on the same team as the mayor heheeh. We came 9th out of 16 teams :)
this was requested
“I was walking down the street the other day… Tryna distract myself”
Clear your head Y/N, she thought to herself, he’s only a simple crush. But as much as she told herself. Music played from her speakers as she ran down the busy streets of London. She tried to let her feet run in sync with the music, but she was too out of time. Her head was filled with thought about this one boy, Joe Sugg. He was purely magical in her eyes, and she was slightly obsessed. Y/N had met the lovely boy one afternoon in late 2016 when she was at her friend’s house. He was simply a friend of a friend. As soon as he started speaking, she swooned. Love at first sight, she called it.
“But then I see your face. Oh wait, that’s someone else”
As Y/N was at the road outside of her apartment, she saw a boy with blonde hair and was quite tall. She gasped. Joe, she thought. She began to talk towards him, wanting to talk to him. He spun around just as you were about to say his name. In front of her stood an ugly looking man with a pitiful beard. She sighed, spinning back to the doors of her apartment complex. As she walked up the stairs, she was mentally kicking herself. Of course I thought it was Joe… I’m such a dick. How can I have so much of a crush on him. I hardly even talk to him.
“Ohh, tryna play it coy. Tryna make it disappear”
Y/N was in an Uber, about to go out for lunch with her friend. Her friend asked if it was ok if Joe could come too, as he’d been staying with her for a while. Y/N was a bit unsure about going, but once Joe was involved, she was sure to make herself available. She was the first one there, so she booked a table in a nice outside area. Y/F/N showed up with Joe close behind. Joe sat directly in front of her, as Y/F/N sat to the left. As Joe complimented the area you chose, a crimson blush flushed upon her cheeks. “h-haha yeah it’s really pret-tty” She stuttered as her friend laughed quietly.
“Ooh you’re taking up a fraction of my mind”
She laughed as she watched yet another video on youtube. She had came across this youtuber called Josh Pieters. Y/N enjoyed his videos, but his personality just made him think so much of Joe. She couldn’t quite put her finger on it until a boy peered his head around in camera shot. There, in front of the camera, was Joe. Joe flipping Sugg. She was shocked throughout the rest of the video. Joe is friends with a youtuber. That’s flipping cool. As Josh said ‘and you can find all Joe’s links in the description’, she raced to his channel. She stared, opened mouthed at his subscriber count in front of her. Over 8 million people are subscribed to his YouTube channel. Y/N took a step back, and then looked again. Woah. She began watching his videos, and after a few hours of watching him and Josh, the clock struck 1am. She decided that she should probably go to bed, as she had to go to work tomorrow.
tryin’, I’m tryin’
Not to think about you”
She spent most of the time thinking about Joe. He had a big fraction of her mind. He floated around continuously. It took all her willpower not to talk about him on the daily to her minimal friends. She would always be asking when Joe would be coming over next, making adequate excuses. She was whipped, hooked as you would say. As much as she tried, Y/N could not possibly resist the Sugg.