youtube videos are the worst

I love Griffin McElroy because he can create an entire plot and campaign with such skill and shocklingly stunning story telling whilst never even being racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic during it and can make crowds of people burst into tears, but then he also makes videos on YouTube of him reviewing Amibos with the worst microphone and then stuffs the amibo in his mouth to review them and honestly? I love him what a hero

Slow Connection

Prompt requested by @meunicorn

“FIX THE INTERNET BEFORE I SMASH THIS COMPUTER”

 Word Count: 457

A/N: Ok, so I wrote this as Tony but realized the request was for Bucky lol, So I’m going to post them, they are pretty much the same this just reversed and with Tony


Bucky weren’t a patient person, not when it came to the little things, like waiting the last ten seconds before the microwave went off or the unskipable 15 second ad before a YouTube video.

But the worst thing in his opinion is when it takes hours to load a web page. Okay, may not that long but it feels like it.

So here he was, lounging on the pool deck, laying on a chair with his new laptop in front of him planning on catching up on some more modern things

He lived in the some place as Tony freaking Stark, you would think the internet would never buffer like it is.

After several tries of reloading the page and just backing out he saw you walk past him, most likely on your way to the lab, where you worked with Tony and Bruce

“FIX THE INTERNET BEFORE I SMASH THIS COMPUTER” he shouted towards you, making you look around for him before spotting him in his chair waving at you obviously displeased.

He couldn’t help but laugh at the frown on your face before nodding his head, walking towards his lab.

“Jarvis, please make sure Bucky’s internet is connected. After all we know how he gets when things don’t load” you called out as you walked into the large room.

“Did Mr. Bucky learn his lesson for stealing your coffee?” the robotic AI responded, causing you to laugh.

“I think he did.” you replied as you heard him call out your name and looking for you as he realized you were the one making his computer lag.

“And JARVIS, you don’t know where I am.” you said, as you opened up a hidden door and crawled out, replacing the door in the nick of time, he stormed in only seconds later.

“JARVIS, where is my darling girlfriend?” he asked through gritted teeth.

“I do not know Mr. Bucky but Y/N does ask that you replace all her coffee. She had imported it from Brazil.” The AI replied causing him to roll his eyes.

Of course, this was payback, he should have seen it sooner.

A plan formed in his head making him smile and straighten his back.

“Please tell Y/N, her coffee was delicious, Thor would like her to import more.” He said, knowing fully how much Y/N did not share her special coffee.

“Tell her I’ll be waiting in our room.” he spoke once more before walking to your shared bedroom knowing you wasn’t far behind.

After all, the two of you have a lot to work out.

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Purposely Slowed Down

Prompt requested by @meunicorn but the Tony version

“FIX THE INTERNET BEFORE I SMASH THIS COMPUTER”

 Word count: 457

A/N: I thought this worked with tony well, and combined two requests accidentally, so here is the non requested version


You weren’t a patient person, not when it came to the little things, like waiting the last ten seconds before the microwave went off or the unskipable 15 second ad before a YouTube video.

But the worst thing in your opinion is when it takes hours to load a web page. Okay, may not that long but it feels like it.

So here you were, lounging on the pool deck, laying on a chair with your laptop in front of you do a bit of browsing at some online stores when you clicked a link to a partnered web page and the link got stuck loading.

You are dating and lived with Tony freaking Stark, you would think your internet would never buffer like it is.

After severable tries of reloading the page and just backing out you saw your boyfriend walk past you.

“FIX THE INTERNET BEFORE I SMASH THIS COMPUTER” you shouted towards him, making him look around for you before spotting you in your chair waving at him obviously displeased.

He couldn’t help but laugh at the frown on your face before nodding his head, walking towards his lab.

“Jarvis, please make sure Y/N’s internet is connected. After all we know how she gets when things don’t load” he called out as he walked into the large room.

“Did Miss Y/N learn her lesson for stealing your coffee?” the robotic AI responded, causing Tony to laugh.

“I think she did.” He replied as he heard you call out his name and looking for him as you realized he was the one making your computer lag.

“And JARVIS, you don’t know where I am.” Tony said, as he opened up a hidden door and crawled out, replacing the door in the nick of time, you, storming in only seconds later.

“JARVIS, where is my darling boyfriend?” you asked through gritted teeth.

I do not know Miss Y/N but Tony does ask that you replace all his coffee. He imported it from Brazil.” The AI replied causing you to roll your eyes.

Of course, this was payback, you should have seen it sooner.

A plan formed in your head making you smile and straighten your back.

“Please tell Tony, his coffee was delicious, Thor would like him to import more.” You said, knowing fully how much Tony did not share his special coffee.

“Tell him I’ll be waiting in our room.” You spoke once more before walking to your shared bedroom knowing Tony wasn’t far behind.

After all, the two of you have a lot to work out.

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Fire | Billy & Goodnight [The Magnificent Seven]

*arrives late to the fandom with a starbucks and a bad video*

Because youtube is the worst and muted the song, here is the video!!

anonymous asked:

Hi! Since you've implied before that you don't agree much with this person's husbandry, what's your opinion on youtube user Leopard Gecko?

Well I mean, that is my opinion. From what I’ve seen (which isn’t much, I don’t watch youtube videos) her husbandry is misleading and dangerous at worst and questionable at best. I have had so many people tell me that they used coco fiber alone as a substrate for leopard geckos because it “can’t cause impaction” and when I ask where they got their information they typically cite youtuber Leopard Gecko. I don’t have any opinion of her personally. I really just wish people would think a little more critically about what sources they’re basing their beliefs and husbandry on.

youtube

I found it.


The worst video on youtube

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Magic’s Best Worst Card


Youtube recommended this video to me, and now I’m recommending it to you. Often I’ll complain about bad cards, because of course I will. This video is about how One With Nothing is a card that, despite being bad, is great for the game.