remember, you asked for it. solkatepetaquiusridandavesprite^4 >;)
TG: sollux TG: you are my best friend TG: but sometimes,, TG: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, TG: sometimes i really hate you
TG: how dare you make me do this with my own two hands how dare TG: god i had to map this fucker out on paper before i did this TG: i hate it TG: if i dont get fanart of this asshole im deleting my entire blog
TG: yo what up im king or whatever TG: egypt king TT: Egypt king? TG: yeah king of egypt TT: I’m sure there’s a word for that. TG: yeah and its egypt king TG: got my fuckin scepter which is of course also broken but its chill its mostly ceremonial anyway TG: not gonna be cuttin up dudes with my sword TG: thats what these guards are for TG: these fuckin TG: bird and lizard furries TT: Are they furries? I don’t see any fur on them. TG: they fall under the furry umbrella dont interrupt TG: oh fuckin nice thanks for the fish TG: the whole ass entire gigantic fish TG: i was craving huge ass fish thank you TG: now i wont get like super mad and have you executed TT: Dave. TG: what is it egypt citizen TT: What’s that? TG: what TT: That. TG: oh under the lizard furry you mean TG: thats a TG: oh TG: oh.
do you think dave has ever been tempted to get on trollian to drag the shit out of his younger self. like, he’d never do it, ‘cause he’s so conscious of time bullshit, but goddamn. he must really want to sometimes.
TG: who are you
TG: im you but like actually a functioning human being
or maybe he’d be more likely to just be like “hey bro i know life is literal garbage and you live with an abusive prick but no worries one day you’ll be like 80% gayer and dating an alien”
Oh btw!! Happy asexuality week to you fellow ace!!!
TG: ANON I MADE THIS JUST FOR YOU TG: this took all day and im like. this is the best thing ive ever made (rivaling solkatepetaquiusridandavesprite^4 of course) and im just TG: im genuinely so happy with this TG: this is me and all my other aspec friends in my timeline TG: theres nine of us and were all happy to be here TG: and i know its the middle of the week but HAPPY ACE WEEK EVERYBODY TG: and BY THE WAY if you want a clickable version you can find it HERE
TG: so i started with roses mom but then i was like TG: wait theres two mom lalondes TG: so i made sapphic ace stuff for both moms TG: i hope you dont mind that i colored them like how they look in my timeline if you want the blank versions then hmu
TG: FUNFACT i drew roxys moms hands all by my fuckening self and lemme tell you TG: i am never doing that shit again TG: hOOOOO
(Part 1/2)i have this friend that's really a jerkface. she slapped me when i came out because I didn't tell her first, pretty much said to my face that our friendship is meaningless, and is purposely annoying my other two friends so they'll leave me
“(Part 2/2)… but i don’t know how to get rid of her because shes kind of popular and I don’t want it backfiring… sry for ranting. any advice?”
TG: woah dude TG: a bro slapping a bro for any reason besides a friendly pat on the back is not okay TG: and coming out is a very personal thing TG: one of the most personal TG: its not her coming out so she doesnt get a say in who gets told first TG: period TG: if she were an actual decent friend she would understand that
TG: you should tell one or many trusted adults what happened TG: in fact keep telling adults until someone listens TG: and then drop that friend like a particular sack of hot shit on a sweaty summer day when you already got your hands full and dont have time to pick up that nasty sack because youre moving on with your life TG: and then make new friends TG: friends that dont believe in hitting other friends or trying to control some of the most important things of their friends lives
TG: popularity doesnt typically last past one school or workplace TG: it may seem scary when it’s against you like the fucking armada of douchebags TG: but the most important thing is to get out of that toxic relationship and build a massive fucking wall of people who love and support you TG: good luck
merry kringlefuck my dude @pastelaoba, it is i, your secret santa! i give you one (1) gift of davekat, including but not limited to: dave being a fucking dumbass and karkat hating and loving him for it
What food do you hate but everyone else seems to like? (I hate baked beans but everyone loves them for some reason)
people always act like dave and dirk are going to hate eachother cause they need more strider angst to jack off to but can you imagine them meeting for real.
TT: So what do you think about horses? TG: theyre cool i guess i mean TG: kinda like dogs with long legs TG: except dogs are less likely to accidentally kill you TG: or shit on you TG: idk do you like dead things in jars TT: That sounds fucking awesome.
hey gamer, could i get a dave lalonde (roxy swapped) sprite? i had rlly fluffy hair, cat eye sunglasses, torn up jeans, and my symbol was a crow! thank u :3c
TG: WOOOOOOOOOO I FEEL BETTER TG: ish TG: on a scale of one to ten im usually at a five BUT MY HIGHEST IS A SIX AND IM AT A SIX TG: i finally got off my ass and made some of the requests that have been piling up and this one is the first one TG: i present to you TG: dave lalonde version two
TG: im screaming about those glasses boy i want me some of those TG: why dont i own them TG: i need to start a sunglasses collection. this is happening immediately
oh HELL yes ace week :0!!! would a ace/trans Dirk be okay ?o?
TG: YEAH BOY TG: all the striders are slowly becoming asexual TG: its because of me TG: i am contaminating the air TG: passively forcing them all to start appreciating cake a little more TG: i can feel it happening TG: be aware of aces during ace week? no TG: beware of aces during ace week TG: were coming for you TG: heres your dirk he is good i hope you like him