What food do you hate but everyone else seems to like? (I hate baked beans but everyone loves them for some reason)
merry kringlefuck my dude @pastelaoba, it is i, your secret santa! i give you one (1) gift of davekat, including but not limited to: dave being a fucking dumbass and karkat hating and loving him for it
Uh, so I heard once that you do motivationstuck on here, and um, I could really use that right now, from Dave. I've been feeling unbelievably down recently. Like, my self confidence has dropped to an all time low, and I can't even bring myself to look in mirrors. I need something to bring my self worth back up, so I can start feeling like myself again. Sorry if this is a bother.
TG: oh shit hey bro i cant find my shades, bro prolly hid them or something, but im here and ready to jam these feelings out with u
TG: so lets get down to it and get these thoughts out on paper, make this jam session hotter than the bottom of this laptop my mun has, shits gonna be hella twisted with all these connections and motivational fires
TG: first things first the self confidence one
TG: now of course i gotta say that unironically im the coolest guy around so im glad you dropped a line in here for me to talk with you
TG: but heres the thing, youre gonna have your highs and your seriously nasty lows, like hell i have them theyre the absolute fucking pits like worse than sitting in the bottom of an empty ball pit at fuckboy chucky cheese with some five year old telling you youre too old to be here
TG: and those are normal, they suck but theyre normal, and theres a way to get around those most of the time
TG: because its you were talkin about, youre the hottest shit thats ever dropped off the meteors onto this damn planet like wow im floored by ya (gotta keep that image so tight just to keep up with how rad you are bud)
TG: and i can guarantee you that no matter how much people try to say otherwise or how many times those stupid ass voices in your head tell you that youre not gonna be as good lookin as the others, theyre dead wrong
TG: ill strife them all if i have to, cuz they are no match for you and i, especially not you
TG: you gotta look inside yourself and realize that yo, those voices may sound like you but they aint you at all, you are much much more than what others say
TG: if you ever feel like you cant match up to those voices yknow who else you got? me, your friends, youve got the mun of this blog at the ready to jump up and help you out
TG: my mun is a pro at helpin people out, they kicked my ass to get on here but it wasnt needed since i lit a fire under my own plush rump to answer this one the first chance i got
TG: you are undeniably special to those around you yknow, like one of the finest ass pieces of rap to grace peoples ears on a hellaciously muted day, no one compares at all
TG: and man the thing about self worth is you cant just expect it to appear outta nowhere, its stupid and takes time but every time you say something good about yourself or let yourself have a day to just relax and enjoy being you. just give yourself a day off and do whatever that entails, be it cosplayin or rappin or gaming or watchin fuckin awesome shows like invader zim or gravity falls or that one musically inclined hella positive show on cn, steven universe i think it was, dude i fuckin love those shows we gotta chat sometime about them
TG: and ill say this cuz mun wants me to impart their wisdom too: it gets better
TG: it may feel like youre in the bottom lookin up at the top and wonderin how the hell youre gonna get up there, but you will
TG: you are valid, your existence is valid, your thoughts are meaningful and you are hella sweet and kickin
TG: i mean look at me and my friends, we p much fucked ourselves over in the last timeline but now were kickin and about to face off against our own set of baddies
TG: your problems and fears may not be a mad thicket of insane deadly weirdos, but that doesnt make them any less valid, youre still fighting and staying alive and being heroic in your own way
TG: so go out there and know that youre loved and that you are most certainly worth something
TG: kick ass kiddo, me n my mun here got your back
TG: so you wanna see the strider without his glasses huh TG: i dont blame you TG: a great many people have wanted this TG: bet their chests TG: grabbed at hair TG: cried rivers TG: and begged me to reveal unto them my face TG: well TG: arent you lucky TG: for the time has come TG: the moment of unveiling TG: here it is motherfuckers
people always act like dave and dirk are going to hate eachother cause they need more strider angst to jack off to but can you imagine them meeting for real.
TT: So what do you think about horses? TG: theyre cool i guess i mean TG: kinda like dogs with long legs TG: except dogs are less likely to accidentally kill you TG: or shit on you TG: idk do you like dead things in jars TT: That sounds fucking awesome.
TG: jade look at this thing. here take it GG: what?? no put it back, its got pinchers!!! TG: its not gonna pinch you just take it GG: why? TG: cause im giving you crabs GG: im going to kill you TG: get it. crabs GG: do you get that im going to kill you??
seems i hadnt done a lolar-themed summer post yet. thats fixed, i guess. i cant f*ing believe davesprite found the one sea creature cetus hadnt eaten yet and used it to be gross
(Part 1/2)i have this friend that's really a jerkface. she slapped me when i came out because I didn't tell her first, pretty much said to my face that our friendship is meaningless, and is purposely annoying my other two friends so they'll leave me
“(Part 2/2)… but i don’t know how to get rid of her because shes kind of popular and I don’t want it backfiring… sry for ranting. any advice?”
TG: woah dude TG: a bro slapping a bro for any reason besides a friendly pat on the back is not okay TG: and coming out is a very personal thing TG: one of the most personal TG: its not her coming out so she doesnt get a say in who gets told first TG: period TG: if she were an actual decent friend she would understand that
TG: you should tell one or many trusted adults what happened TG: in fact keep telling adults until someone listens TG: and then drop that friend like a particular sack of hot shit on a sweaty summer day when you already got your hands full and dont have time to pick up that nasty sack because youre moving on with your life TG: and then make new friends TG: friends that dont believe in hitting other friends or trying to control some of the most important things of their friends lives
TG: popularity doesnt typically last past one school or workplace TG: it may seem scary when it’s against you like the fucking armada of douchebags TG: but the most important thing is to get out of that toxic relationship and build a massive fucking wall of people who love and support you TG: good luck
TG: hey sol meet me in my dorm room in ten minutes
TG: i have a surprise for you
TG: wear something nice
turntechGodhead ceased pestering twinArmageddons
Dave was wearing a suit that he had borrowed from dirk. He was shifting nervously from foot to foot. He had cleaned up the dorm, got john to do something outside of the dorm, lit a bunch of candles, set up some music and the lights were off so it was all romantic and shit. he sat down on his bed while he wait for sollux to arrive.