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CG: why do i put up with you

TG: because you love me

CG: why do i love you

TG: because im fucking adorable


merry kringlefuck my dude @pastelaoba, it is i, your secret santa! i give you one (1) gift of davekat, including but not limited to: dave being a fucking dumbass and karkat hating and loving him for it

AC: :33 < what do you mean its creepy i practiced for like an hour

TG: no

AC: :33 < it means im normal now! just like you

TG: stop

AC: :33 < youre just jealous of my normalness

TG: yeah

AC: :33 < look at me strider look at my quiet hands

AC: :33 < so normal and lovable dave

TG: leijon plz

TG: i didnt invent applied behavior analysis

TG: why must you punish me

TG: your practically best friend ever

AC: :33 < im cured dave

TG: nepeta

AC: :33 < h33 h33 h33

TG: nepeta

AC: :33 < meow?

TG: i have candy

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TG: jade look at this thing. here take it
GG: what?? no put it back, its got pinchers!!!
TG: its not gonna pinch you just take it
GG: why?
TG: cause im giving you crabs
GG: im going to kill you
TG: get it. crabs
GG: do you get that im going to kill you??

seems i hadnt done a lolar-themed summer post yet. thats fixed, i guess.
i cant f*ing believe davesprite found the one sea creature cetus hadnt eaten yet and used it to be gross

turntechGodhead began pestering twinArmageddons

TG: hey sol meet me in my dorm room in ten minutes

TG: i have a surprise for you

TG: wear something nice

turntechGodhead ceased pestering twinArmageddons

Dave was wearing a suit that he had borrowed from dirk. He was shifting nervously from foot to foot. He had cleaned up the dorm, got john to do something outside of the dorm, lit a bunch of candles, set up some music and the lights were off so it was all romantic and shit. he sat down on his bed while he wait for sollux to arrive.