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AC: :33 < what do you mean its creepy i practiced for like an hour

TG: no

AC: :33 < it means im normal now! just like you

TG: stop

AC: :33 < youre just jealous of my normalness

TG: yeah

AC: :33 < look at me strider look at my quiet hands

AC: :33 < so normal and lovable dave

TG: leijon plz

TG: i didnt invent applied behavior analysis

TG: why must you punish me

TG: your practically best friend ever

AC: :33 < im cured dave

TG: nepeta

AC: :33 < h33 h33 h33

TG: nepeta

AC: :33 < meow?

TG: i have candy

anonymous asked:

What food do you hate but everyone else seems to like? (I hate baked beans but everyone loves them for some reason)

TA: carrot cake wiith raii2iin2 iin iit, why would you ruiin a perfectly good cake wiith liittle 2quii2hy grape turd2??
TC: HaHaHa GrOsS. xo) fOr Me It’S tHeM lOfThOuSe CoOkIeS.
TC: ThEy SiT tHeRe LoOkIn AlL pReTtY wItH tHaT cOlOrFuL iCiNg AnD sPaRkLy-AsS lItTlE sPrInKlEs
TC: BuT tHeN yOu BiTe InTo ThEm NaStY tHiNgS aNd It’s ClOyInG aS sHiT, mAn, AlL lIkE eAtInG sUgArY gLuE.
TC: ThEy AlL uP aNd BaKe ThEm FaCtOrY cOoKiEs Up Of FuCkOfF eViL dEcEiT aNd SaDnEsS.
TC: LoOkS lIkE sOmEtHiNnG sOmE wItCh In A fAiRy TaLe WoUlD bE aLl GiViNg At YoU, bEiNg AlL ‘Yo EaT tHiS sHiT iT wOn’t TuRn YoU iNtO a NeWt Or NoThIn’ HaHaHa.
EB: i got better!
TT: I often feel the same way about fudge. It looks nice, but the texture is incredibly offputting.
AC: X(( < Those gross gummy orange slices are the worst! They look so nice but they’re SQUISHY and GRITTY and AAUUUGGGHHHHHH
AC: X(( < AND WHY DO DENTISTS ALWAYS HAVE THEM??
TC: JoB sEcUrItY, kItTySiS. ;o)
TT: I find it interesting how so many of our dislikes center around food that initially looks enticing.
CG: OH, ARE WE TALKING ABOUT FOOD THAT LIES TO US?
CG: BECAUSE BIRTHDAY CAKE FLAVORED ANYTHING CAN GO DIE IN A FIRE.
AC: X(( < ewwwww yeah
GA: I Am Not Fond Of Jello With Fruit In It I Ate Nothing But That For Weeks After Getting My Tonsils Removed
GA: I Cant Even Look At It Anymore
TG: i hear you im the same way with butterscotch pudding
TG: it has the color and texture of warm diaper batter
TG: and once bro bought an entire case of it and welp thats dessert for the next four months enjoy little man
TG: never again
TG: never
TG: again
GG: aww that’s terrible!! :(
TG: yeah
TG: what about you
TG: is there anything your iron stomach cant handle
GG: hehehe hmmm
GG: nope! :D all is welcome in my mouth.
TG: kinky

michael-wears-heelys  asked:

Uh, so I heard once that you do motivationstuck on here, and um, I could really use that right now, from Dave. I've been feeling unbelievably down recently. Like, my self confidence has dropped to an all time low, and I can't even bring myself to look in mirrors. I need something to bring my self worth back up, so I can start feeling like myself again. Sorry if this is a bother.

TG: oh shit hey bro i cant find my shades, bro prolly hid them or something, but im here and ready to jam these feelings out with u

TG: so lets get down to it and get these thoughts out on paper, make this jam session hotter than the bottom of this laptop my mun has, shits gonna be hella twisted with all these connections and motivational fires

TG: first things first the self confidence one

TG: now of course i gotta say that unironically im the coolest guy around so im glad you dropped a line in here for me to talk with you

TG: but heres the thing, youre gonna have your highs and your seriously nasty lows, like hell i have them theyre the absolute fucking pits like worse than sitting in the bottom of an empty ball pit at fuckboy chucky cheese with some five year old telling you youre too old to be here

TG: and those are normal, they suck but theyre normal, and theres a way to get around those most of the time

TG: because its you were talkin about, youre the hottest shit thats ever dropped off the meteors onto this damn planet like wow im floored by ya (gotta keep that image so tight just to keep up with how rad you are bud)

TG: and i can guarantee you that no matter how much people try to say otherwise or how many times those stupid ass voices in your head tell you that youre not gonna be as good lookin as the others, theyre dead wrong

TG: ill strife them all if i have to, cuz they are no match for you and i, especially not you

TG: you gotta look inside yourself and realize that yo, those voices may sound like you but they aint you at all, you are much much more than what others say

TG: if you ever feel like you cant match up to those voices yknow who else you got? me, your friends, youve got the mun of this blog at the ready to jump up and help you out

TG: my mun is a pro at helpin people out, they kicked my ass to get on here but it wasnt needed since i lit a fire under my own plush rump to answer this one the first chance i got

TG: you are undeniably special to those around you yknow, like one of the finest ass pieces of rap to grace peoples ears on a hellaciously muted day, no one compares at all

TG: and man the thing about self worth is you cant just expect it to appear outta nowhere, its stupid and takes time but every time you say something good about yourself or let yourself have a day to just relax and enjoy being you. just give yourself a day off and do whatever that entails, be it cosplayin or rappin or gaming or watchin fuckin awesome shows like invader zim or gravity falls or that one musically inclined hella positive show on cn, steven universe i think it was, dude i fuckin love those shows we gotta chat sometime about them

TG: and ill say this cuz mun wants me to impart their wisdom too: it gets better

TG: it may feel like youre in the bottom lookin up at the top and wonderin how the hell youre gonna get up there, but you will

TG: you are valid, your existence is valid, your thoughts are meaningful and you are hella sweet and kickin

TG: i mean look at me and my friends, we p much fucked ourselves over in the last timeline but now were kickin and about to face off against our own set of baddies

TG: your problems and fears may not be a mad thicket of insane deadly weirdos, but that doesnt make them any less valid, youre still fighting and staying alive and being heroic in your own way

TG: so go out there and know that youre loved and that you are most certainly worth something

TG: kick ass kiddo, me n my mun here got your back

TG: so you wanna see the strider without his glasses huh
TG: i dont blame you
TG: a great many people have wanted this
TG: bet their chests
TG: grabbed at hair
TG: cried rivers
TG: and begged me to reveal unto them my face
TG: well
TG: arent you lucky
TG: for the time has come
TG: the moment of unveiling
TG: here it is motherfuckers

===> Take off shades

people always act like dave and dirk are going to hate eachother cause they need more strider angst to jack off to but can you imagine them meeting for real.

TT: So what do you think about horses?
TG: theyre cool i guess i mean
TG: kinda like dogs with long legs
TG: except dogs are less likely to accidentally kill you
TG: or shit on you
TG: idk do you like dead things in jars
TT: That sounds fucking awesome.

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TG: jade look at this thing. here take it
GG: what?? no put it back, its got pinchers!!!
TG: its not gonna pinch you just take it
GG: why?
TG: cause im giving you crabs
GG: im going to kill you
TG: get it. crabs
GG: do you get that im going to kill you??

seems i hadnt done a lolar-themed summer post yet. thats fixed, i guess.
i cant f*ing believe davesprite found the one sea creature cetus hadnt eaten yet and used it to be gross

anonymous asked:

Roxy can you say something to cheer me up? You're super cool and cute *hug*

TG: if u arent feeling great

TG: if u feel small or sad or ashamed or unloved

TG: please remember

TG: you are the only you that will ever exist

TG: in all of human history you are the only you

TG: you are irreplaceable 

TG: and you are lovable and surely loved

TG: and its so so so sad to think anything other than that

anonymous asked:

(Part 1/2)i have this friend that's really a jerkface. she slapped me when i came out because I didn't tell her first, pretty much said to my face that our friendship is meaningless, and is purposely annoying my other two friends so they'll leave me

“(Part 2/2)… but i don’t know how to get rid of her because shes kind of popular and I don’t want it backfiring… sry for ranting. any advice?” 

TG: woah dude
TG: a bro slapping a bro for any reason besides a friendly pat on the back is not okay
TG: and coming out is a very personal thing
TG: one of the most personal
TG: its not her coming out so she doesnt get a say in who gets told first
TG: period
TG: if she were an actual decent friend she would understand that

TG: you should tell one or many trusted adults what happened
TG: in fact keep telling adults until someone listens
TG: and then drop that friend like a particular sack of hot shit on a sweaty summer day when you already got your hands full and dont have time to pick up that nasty sack because youre moving on with your life
TG: and then make new friends
TG: friends that dont believe in hitting other friends or trying to control some of the most important things of their friends lives

TG: popularity doesnt typically last past one school or workplace
TG: it may seem scary when it’s against you like the fucking armada of douchebags
TG: but the most important thing is to get out of that toxic relationship and build a massive fucking wall of people who love and support you
TG: good luck

turntechGodhead began pestering twinArmageddons

TG: hey sol meet me in my dorm room in ten minutes

TG: i have a surprise for you

TG: wear something nice

turntechGodhead ceased pestering twinArmageddons

Dave was wearing a suit that he had borrowed from dirk. He was shifting nervously from foot to foot. He had cleaned up the dorm, got john to do something outside of the dorm, lit a bunch of candles, set up some music and the lights were off so it was all romantic and shit. he sat down on his bed while he wait for sollux to arrive.