We hope you enjoy them and that you have a wonderful Valentine’s Day!
Below is the script for each character’s message:
Zevran: The only leather goods I want for Valentine’s Day this year are your goods in leather. Ahahaha… It is lucky you love me, no?
Dorian: Let me bring your cold, dead heart back to life this Valentine’s Day.
Fenris: “Take another little piece of my heart now, Valentine–” Varric, this time, you have
gone too far. I will not say this. You cannot make me.
Blackwall: I may not be you, but I can talk for hours about how great you are, Valentine. Just ask the Grey Wardens.
Anders: This year, Valentine, I won’t drown the world in blood to keep you safe. I got you
some chocolates instead. You’re very welcome.
Solas: Let the Dread Wolf take you this Valentine’s Day.
The Iron Bull: Romantic plans? That’s all well and good, but where are the chocolates? The little ones with the Orlesian guimauves? And the
sprinkles. And the fudge… Ahhhhhh, the fudge. Will there be fudge?
Sebastian: Neither the heir nor the spare, but you’ve caught my heart in your snare. [chuckles]
Varric wanted me to rhyme that with ‘underwear’.
Alistair: Here, take this down, courtly scholars. Official business. Very important. Ahem.
'Roses are red–I got you one already–something something that rhymes
with already. Teddy? Steady? Freddy?’ Do we know a Freddy, and is he
romantic? Why are you still writing this down? I’m clearly thinking out
loud, it’s not dictation when I don’t–
Cole: Roses are red, violets are blue–blue as deep water, waves lick the sundered shore,
stones slapped slick to silence, hull docked on rocks. …Varric wins
the bet. I didn’t finish the poem.
Cullen: Nice, ah… Nice weather we’re having today, isn’t it? That is– I suppose I should have thought about this before I– Right. Well. Happy Valentine’s Day. If that’s the sort of thing you– Maker’s breath.
Tamlen: My love for you is like the Deep Roads–never forgotten, seemingly unending, but lost to the darkness beneath, lethallan.
Varric:And I’m still not a love interest. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Warren birb: forcing Warren to watch all the Harry Potter movies with you (he surely wouldn’t admit to reading the books but he does at night in secret when he thinks you’re fast asleep) And one day skipping up to him happily with your hands behind your back and gesturing for him to lean down and wrapping a bright Hufflepuff scarf around his neck and he’s looking at you like your crazy “Hufflepuff? ME?” he points to his leather clad self “You’re just a big soft loveable bird and you know it” and squishing his cheeks together.
Kitty Kurt Wagner: lending Kurt your Harry Potter books to read and him just adoring them and as soon as it starts to be cold weather you surprise him by wrapping a long Hufflepuff scarf around his neck and kissing his nose with snow falling around you
Peter Maximoffer: Peter seeing both Kurt and Warren with their new scarves and wondering where his is? he knows you love Harry Potter and he even got a pair of prescription glasses just like Harry’s. He doesn’t have to wait long when you come up behind him tying a Gryffindor scarf around his neck and he’s confused he didn’t get Hufflepuff too? he’s almost Kurt level kind? “For my brave and bold mutant boyfriend” and kiss his lips
Suddenly, the actor was in a face off with superhero chat noir for the girl's affections. Fortunately, he came prepared. "You can't defeat the power of song and early 2000's swag Noir, no matter your superior technology." The leather clad feline sneered. "Try me, freaky callback boy!" They fought for awhile, wrestling on mari's balcony while she watched fearfully. Troy pinned the other boy down victoriously. "Once a wildcat always a wildcat!"
Someone make art for this quick. Too beautiful for words I cry. The intensity is an A+ in my book.