youre so pretty i want to cry

anonymous asked:

DO NOT REFRAIN YOURSELF DUCKY THIS IS LOVE AND YOUR DUCKLINGS WANT TO HEAR YOU GUSH HAPPILY ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP

OOOHHH BOY OKAY YOU ASKED FOR THIS SO STRAP IN, BECAUSE THERE’S GONNA BE GUSH VOMIT. 

OKAY FIRST OFF, THERE’S @crappyartforyou SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL ANGEL RIGHT HERE? DON’T LET HER LOOKS FOOL YOU BECAUSE SHE’S THE BLAZING EMBERS OF LOVE AND PASSION. I LOVE HER SO MUCH AND SHE’S SO PRETTY AND WHEN SHE CAME VISIT ME I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK BECAUSE OH MY GOD MY GIRLFRIEND IS AT MY HOUSE AND SHE’S SO SPECIAL TO ME IN SO MANY WAYS LIKE WHO KNEW THAT A MUTUAL IMAGINES BLOG WHO I LOOKED UP TO WOULD BE DATING ME AHHHHH I’M LITERALLY BURSTING RAINBOW AND CANDIES FOR HER BECAUSE I LOVE HER. 

THEN THERE’S @dtk-imagines FUCK THE THINGS I CAN SAY ABOUT THEM. THEY’RE THE ONE THAT LITERALLY STARTED IT ALL WHEN THEY CREATED THEIR DISCORD SERVER AND WE CAN ALL MEET AND FOR THAT I’M ETERNALLY GRATEFUL. THEY’RE SO SWEET AND KIND, AND WHEN I FELL FOR THEM, I FELL HARD (I actually had a crush on them since my 1000 followers party when they sent in a selfie of them in a tux) AND BOY THEY MAKE MY HEART BEAT SO LOUD AND WHEN ONCE I WOKE UP TO THEM SINGING TO ME AWAKE AND I FELT SO FUCKING DOMESTIC AND FULL OF AFFECTION, AND MY HEART ALWAYS LEAP WHENEVER THEY SING LDJFL;SJDLFKLDS THEY MADE ME COME OUT OF MY SHELL AND MADE MY LIFE SO MUCH BETTER. 

THEN THERE’S FUCKING @parttimeslave OKAY DS ARE YOU READING THIS? I KNOW YOU ARE. I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. YOU’RE A GIANT NERD AND I LOVE YOU FOR THAT. DS IS HILARIOUS AND HAS THE CUTEST FUCKING ACCENT AND I CURSE THAT WE ARE COUNTRIES APART. SHE’S ALWAYS DOWN TO DOWN HAVE FUN, BUT SHE’S ALSO EXTREMELY CARING AND I WANT TO TIE HER DOWN AND SMOTHER HER IN SMOOCHES. 

THERE’S ALSO @sesrins-symphony WHO’S A TOTAL SWEETHEART AND EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF HER MOUTH IS PURE SWEETNESS THAT WILL GIVE ME A CAVITY. I LOVE HOW SHE’S SO SUPPORTIVE AND HELPFUL FOR OTHERS IN NEED. I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT SHE REMINDS ME OF A SUNSET, PEACEFUL AND CALM, LIKE SOMEONE YOU CAN JUST TALK TO ABOUT YOUR DAY AND SHE GIVES NOTHING BUT WARMTH. I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HER SMILE AND I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE IT IN PERSON AND HER VOICE OH GOSH HER VOICE IS LIKE AN ANGELIC CHORUS. I LOVE HER SO MUCH. 

LAST BUT NOT LEAST @skribbleprince OH MY DARLING MQ SHE’S SO PRECIOUS AND DEAR TO ME. SHE’S FUCKING HILARIOUS AND WHENEVER I SEE HER, SHE PUTS A SMILE ON MY FACE, NOT TO MENTION SHE’S A FUCKING CUTIE PIE THAT DESERVES ALL THE LOVE BECAUSE OF HOW GENUINELY AMAZING SHE IS. HER ART IS FREAKING GOALS AND SHE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A FREAKING SOFT, FLUFFY CLOUD. 

I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS WALL OF TEXT, BUT I JUST REALLY LOVE MY DATEMATES SO MUCH THERE’S NOT EVEN ENOUGH WORDS TO EXPRESS IT. THEY’RE ALL SO SPECIAL TO ME AND I’M THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WORD TO HAVE THEM IN MY LIFE. IT’S SO FUCKING CRAZY, AND I NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN, BUT IT DID AND I WOULDN’T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY. 

anonymous asked:

I was nearly crying during your new Regency stories, for so many different reasons... so thank you for that! Although I've been enjoying the feels, would it be possible to get something happier/funnier? Like a new thing for Monster AU or Acting Fishy or Metallic Feather? Please, pretty please, I don't think my heart can take anymore emotions of the bittersweet/sad/beautiful kind (I say that, but I still want more...)! Thank you so much for continuing to write such magnificent pieces!!

I mean sure if people asked me questions for those

why i stopped identifying as ace

i know, I just recreated my blog and now I’m talking about Things. 

look, no one is arguing that asexuality is a real thing.  in fact, I used to call myself ace too.  I had an ace flag background, I had an ace ring – all of it. 

and you know what? nothing about my attraction has changed since then. even though I dropped the asexual label, I’d still be a firm member of the community if I decided to call myself ace. 

but I don’t. and i never will again. and here’s why: 

y’all are homophobes.

yes, you’ve heard it before! but now it’s coming from an asexual who felt so alienated and embarrassed by your actions that she will never come near your community anymore. 

you take tragedies, murders, and violent acts against sga people and turn them into some kind of oppression contest against you. you make everything about yourself, constantly.  you talk about sex more than any quote-unquote “allosexual” I’ve ever met.

you make posts about how an std-plague would be so cool because only aces would survive.  you take valid criticisms of your garbage behavior and cry “aphobes!” and put your fingers in your ears.

newsflash: you’re not oppressed because you don’t want sex.  yes, sexual situations may make you more uncomfortable than others, and finding a compatible partner might be rough, but those aren’t systematic.  

when I told my mom I was ace, she said “you haven’t met the right person.” rude, yes, but pretty normal for a mom response.

when I told my mom I liked girls, she sent me to conversion therapy and told me if it didn’t stop, I had to leave.

you see the difference? let’s be real: probably not.  you’ll probably tell me I’m either lying or generalizing.  but I want you to know this: you are the reason I don’t feel safe in the “ace community,” and you are the reason no one wants you in our safe spaces.  leave us alone.

Who Should You Fight: The Bright Sessions Edition

(idk if someones made this already BUT)

Dr. Bright

Chance of winning: 40%

Homegirl’s a doctor, not a fighter, and im pretty sure theres something in the Hippocratic oath about “do no harm”, but is it for therapists? see rating. She could possibly psychoanalyze her way around you and maybe manipulae you for her own goals, and she’s been taking yoga classes so she’s probably really flexible. If youre fit, go for it. 

Sam 

Chance of winning: ???

She’d probably get so anxious that she’d time travel and where would that leave you? Alone and with no one to fight. In any case, why would you ever??? Let her rest, she’s been through enough. 

Chloe 

Chance of winning: 0%

Listen. She’s a telepath, she knows youre next move before even you do. You can say “oh shes just an art student!!” all you want but consider: she’s a sculptor and can probably take your eye out with a scoring tool. Do not attempt. 

Caleb

Chance of winning: 10%

Dude’s a football player, so he’s pretty darn ripped, and probably fast too. Can literally sense fear, will use that to his advantage. Only attempt of you want a challenge. 

Adam

Chance of winning: 90%, but at what cost?

This child is an emo wreck and will end up crying on the floor if you hit him, which is not fun for anyone. Also, his boyfriend will 100% beat you up for it, so theres that. And I will also beat you up. Leave this boy alone. 

Damien

Chance of winning: 0%

listen I know what the rating says, and we all know why its like that but please, p l e a s e fight Damien, everyone will cheer you on. You’ll fail but it will be glorious. Fight Damien. 

Mark

Chance of winning: 50%

He seems like a pretty normal guy? that rating goes up or down depending on what atypical he’s near, but in a fair one on one throwdown? average joe. Go for it for a fun time, he’ll probably take you out for ice cream and a beer afterwards. 

 Agent Green 

Chance of winning: 99%

PLEase fight him it will be easy and hilarious. The guy is a bureaucrat and needs to file forms in triplicate to get authorization to throw down, so time is on your side. Fight Agent Green. 

Wadsworth

Chance of winning: 0%

Don’t do it. 

Cranky || Peter Parker x Reader

@acrilic​: you could write like cute jealous!peter where you start spending a bit more time with another friend of yours and one day peter comes through your window cus he’s so done and wants to tell you that he likes you sm and he just starts rambling and you kiss him to shut him up efmldka i feel like that would be cute idk

Warnings: Swearing, angry teenager hormones™, prolly bad grammar, jealous & angry cinnamon roll Peter, kind of angsty??

Notes: i hope i don’t fuck this up :)) dammit this got too long. sorry for that. this is probably bs but heck it’s my first imagine. pls read it all it took like five hours and give me a shot :’) prolly going to write a series. enough talking,,, i hope you enjoy and ignore my self-loathing note. also give me your opinion on this! i would love to read all of y’all’s opinions.

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Peter Parker and (Y/N). Two nerds, best friends, crushing on each other and too oblivious to notice. 

You had a Spanish exam the next day and you planned on hanging out on your house with Peter. You knew Peter’s little secret and you insisted him to come hang out with you instead of some bad guys that tried to kill him. You never could see him hurt, you couldn’t live with that in your conscience, that you could do something to help him.

Peter: (Y/N).
(Y/N): what
Peter: Sorry, but I can’t go to your place tomorrow… :( please forgive me.
(Y/N): you’re going to try and flirt with some cute girls with your suit, huh? go on, i forgive you dude. i’m your wingwoman ;) 
Peter: What? no…
Peter: Anyways thank you! You’re the best! We’ll hang out some other day, okay? :)
(Y/N): yeah, yeah. also please call me when you’re at the cafeteria, please i have no clue how to get there.

You lock your phone and stuck it in your pocket again, waiting impatiently for the class to end. After the bell rang, you were heading to the school’s Cafeteria. You were trying to guess where it was since it was pretty far from your classrom. Walking through several hallways and not finding anything, your eyes met with a cute boy, standing against the wall, looking through his phone and with his earbuds on and bopping his head up and down at the beat of the music.

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BTS Reaction: Finding out your boyfriend cheated on you

Anonymous said: Hello. I really love your bog and I was wondering if you could do a BTS reaction to when they find out that your boyfriend cheats on you (and they have liked you this entire time) and they confront your boyfriend.

I hope you like this reaction, anon :)

Kim Namjoon:

When he found out, he would be so pissed at your boyfriend for doing that to you. I feel like Namjoon wouldn’t fight with your boyfriend when he confronts him, but he would just tell your boyfriend how much of an idiot he is. “You just lost one of the best girls on the planet. Whoever you cheated on her with is no where near as perfect as y/n is.”

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Kim Seokjin:

When you came to him crying and saying that your boyfriend cheated on you, Jin would comfort you and make sure that you were okay before anything else. I don’t think he would actually confront the guy, just because he didn’t even want to worry about him. Jin would take care of you before anyone else. “Y/n, I hope you know that you can get over him. He’s an idiot and you could have any guy in the world that you want. Even me.” ;)

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Min Yoongi:

Yoongi would be 100% pissed at your boyfriend. After you told him about the cheating, Yoongi would walk out of the building, leaving you to wonder where he was going. When Yoongi finally came back, his fist was bruised. “Min Yoongi, did you punch him?” You asked. “Yeah.” He answers. “Good.” You smiled before going to take care of his bruised fist.

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Jung Hoseok:

Hoseok wouldn’t confront the guy. Like Jin, he would put you before anything and make sure that you were taken care of. “Hey, y/n. You don’t need to be sad about him. He’s stupid. You’re beautiful and any guy would be super lucky to have you.” He assures you. After trying to make you feel better, he would make funny faces, just to see you smile.

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Park Jimin:

When you came to him in tears saying that your boyfriend cheated on you, he would engulf you in a big hug. Holding you tight and saying reassuring things to you until you felt better. After finding out that your (ex) boyfriend wouldn’t stop calling or texting you, Jimin would be fed up. Jimin wouldn’t go directly to the guy, he would text him from your phone. “Don’t text or call this number ever again. Y/n doesn’t want anything to do with you. Bye.”

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Kim Taehyung:

Like Hoseok, Taehyung wouldn’t even go to the guy. He would stay with you, making sure that you were okay. When you stopped crying, Taehyung still stayed with you, not letting you out of his sight. He would make funny faces and show you funny videos on his phone so you would laugh. “Look at this video of Jimin. He looks so short. Isn’t it funny?” “Yes.” You laughed. “I know. Look at that pretty laugh of yours. You don’t need that stupid guy because he doesn’t make you laugh like I do.”

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Jeon Jungkook:

Jungkook would be a little like Yoongi, but less extreme. He would comfort you first not wanting you to cry anymore. He might even shed a few tears seeing you cry. After making sure that you were okay. he would go to your (ex) boyfriend’s house and confront him. “Y/n isn’t some sort of toy that you can just play with. She’s a beautiful, amazing girl and you don’t deserve her one bit.” He would say. When your ex started yelling at him and pushed him, that’s where Jungkook drew the line. By the end of the night, Jungkook came to you, bruised. “Jungkook, you didn’t have to fight him.” You say. “Yes, I did. He hurt you.”

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A Different Fight II

Warnings: None!! This is a continuation of another short piece of writing that you can find here 

Pairing: Reader x Peter Parker 

Genre: Angst but also finally some fluff 

Word Count: 1.6k

A/N: HOLY CRAP GUYS!! I’m so blown away by your reactions to the first part, it’s absolutely nuts. Your kind words and feedback are appreciated, I hope this lives up to your expectations 💕


It had been two days since your fight with Peter and you were still really messed up about it. It was a Sunday afternoon and you had refused to get out of your bed since you had gotten in it over 48 hours ago. You had no motivation to do anything, only getting up to use the bathroom when you really needed to or to stock up on snacks. You slept a lot, trying to avoid the feeling of guilt that rotted away in the bottom of your stomach. Your only other super close friend Michelle was blowing up your phone with texts even though you really weren’t in the mood. You told her so, and she decided that she needed to come over (against your wishes). 

“This is the most pathetic thing I’ve seen in my whole life.” Michelle’s voice woke you up from yet another nap, and you opened your eyes to find her standing over you.

“Yeah, this is the most pathetic I’ve felt in my whole life so I guess it’s fitting,” you mumbled.

“Seriously, are you this bummed out about a tiny fight with Peter?” she asked. “What did you even argue about anyway?” You groaned at the memories replaying in your head. 

“I don’t even know what really happened,” you said, running your hands through your hair. “I was just so mad and I took it all out on him. Not only that, I also got super jealous.” Michelle listened to your words carefully and you could see the gears turning in her mind. 

“Who is it that you were jealous of?” she questioned. 

“Oh god, this is so embarrassing,” you complained. “It was Liz Allan, the senior. Peter’s been hanging out with her a lot lately and he ditched me to go to her stupid party. Man, what does he see in her anyway? Other than the fact that she’s pretty, smart, and just about everything I’m not… Not that it matters, I just miss him since he’s, you know, a busy guy.” The two of you were silent for a moment. You hadn’t really meant to say all of that, but Michelle had a way of getting you to open up to her. She stared at you for a long time and you raised your eyebrows at her, puzzled by her strange look. 

“Y/N, you totally love Peter,” she declared. You started to argue, but she cut you off. “You like him so much and you’re jealous of Liz because you think he likes her! This isn’t because you were mad, this is because you won’t admit you have feelings for him! I called it!" 

"MJ, that’s crazy…” you said. “He’s just a friend." 

"A friend that you love,” she corrected. You rolled your eyes but didn’t say anything. She was right. Of course she was right, she always was. Thinking about Peter with Liz made you feel like a wave had washed over you, suffocating you in a mix of insufferable envy and sadness. Every time he said her name your stomach dropped, similar to how it did during roller coaster rides or when you drove over big hills. You knew you needed to fix things with him, he was way too important to you and you couldn’t let things stay the way they were. Michelle left, spewing out kind words of support and advice as she went. You finally stood up, ready to face your problems. 

Tracking Peter down was hard. You didn’t want to text him because you weren’t sure he was going to answer. Even if he did, would he really want to see you? You tried his apartment but his aunt was the only one home. May usually loved seeing you, but today she seemed a little off. You didn’t blame her, Peter probably had told her what happened and her opinion of you must have changed. You decided to try one other place, the spot where you and Peter had spent most of your time together. 

The rooftop was a little chilly and your ears stung a bit in the wind, but you barely noticed since you were so preoccupied with finding Peter. Sure enough, there he was, sitting with his legs dangling off the ledge. He was in the Spider-Man suit but the mask was off, discarded behind him on the cement. You took a deep breath and approached him quietly. He must have heard you, probably from his super senses, because he turned his head to face you. He looked just as awful as you did, if not worse. His hair was a mess and he had deep purple circles beneath his eyes. His skin was blotchy and it seemed as if he had cried recently. 

“Hi,” you said, willing your voice not to crack. You fidgeted with your hands, unsure of how to begin. 

“Hi,” Peter echoed, his tone lacking all of its usual enthusiasm. He swung his legs back over the ledge and stood up. 

“I… I wanted to tell you that I’m sorry,” you started. “I was totally out of line, I should never have said any of those things to you-" 

"Yeah, no kidding,” Peter said. He furrowed his brows, looking at the ground. “Look, I want to accept your apology and for everything to be cool…" 

"Great!” you said, relieved. It felt as if a boulder had been lifted off of your shoulders that you didn’t realize you had been carrying. 

“I want to,” he continued as if you hadn’t spoken. “But I don’t know if I can. It’s just… Well, it’s complicated.”

“So tell me how I can fix it,” you begged. If you had any tears left you would have been crying, but you had already shed them all. You were completely empty and the only thing you could do was stand there like a statue. 

“Y/N, you said some pretty bad things,” Peter reminded you. As if you had forgotten. “Honestly, it was bad enough for you to take swings at me, but Liz? What did she ever do to you? I just don’t get it.” And so it began. You couldn’t stop yourself, the words started tumbling out of your mouth before you could contain them. 

“I don’t like her,” you blurted, your hands falling to your sides. “I don’t like you hanging out with her, I don’t like you talking about her, and I really don’t like you choosing her over me. It makes me feel like garbage. All you do is pine over her and the worst part is that you don’t even realize that it upsets me!” Peter’s mouth was a thin line, his eyes darkening. You felt a surge of dread flow through you. Not again, this wasn’t supposed to happen again. 

“Has it occurred to you that I can have other friends?” he asked loudly, his voice making your legs shake from under you. Panic seized you, the terrifying thought of having a repeat of what had already happened filling your brain. 

“That’s the problem!” you croaked, your voice betraying you. “She’s not just a friend! You were willing to beat me up over her. Peter, you pinned me against a wall! It’s not like you were taking down a criminal, you were arguing with me. Do you have any idea how scared I was?”

“I didn’t mean to,” he said quietly after a moment. “You know that. I’m not used to being so mad at someone I’m close to. I forgot what was happening for a minute, I forgot it was a different fight…” He looked away, sniffing as he tried to hide his face. You got a short glimpse of it and it was enough to know that he was crying. Abandoning all of your lingering anger, you walked over to pick up the mask he had left behind. You held it in your fingers, moving your thumb over the soft fabric absentmindedly. 

“Peter,” you said suddenly. “I’m not mad about Liz. I wasn’t mad to begin with. You were right, I’m jealous of her. I’m so insanely jealous and it made me say such horrible things to you. I’m so sorry, I know that doesn’t change what happened…” Peter rubbed his eyes, finally meeting you gaze.

“But why would you be jealous of her?” he asked. You took a deep breath and took a cautious step forward. 

“I like you,” you finally admitted. “Actually, I more than like you. The way you feel about her, that’s how I feel about you. It’s awful, really. Everything you do makes my heart soar and it’s so hard because I can’t do anything about it!” He opened his mouth to say something, but you shook your head. You just wanted to get this off your chest before you chickened out. 

“The truth is, I love you Peter. I always have and I always will. You can date Liz, I don’t care. Just… Just please don’t hate me anymore. I can’t live with it.” Peter stared at you for a moment, his mouth open and his eyes wide. 

“I-I never hated you,” he said finally. “And I don’t want to date Liz. You’re 0 for 2, want to keep trying?” You were caught totally off guard, especially by how light and joking his tone and gotten once again. 

“But I thought-” you started but stopped as he held out his hand for you to hold. You hesitantly reached out to him and he gripped it gently, lacing his fingers between yours.

“You’re ridiculous, crazy, and have no clue how to deal with your temper,” he said with a small smile. “Why would I ever want to date anyone other than you?


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anonymous asked:

Mc gets drunk and stares at their S.O. For a little bit and just starts SOBBING. Like they are ugly crying and when asked what's wrong MC rants that they love their S.O. so much and how they think their beautiful and the best thing to happen to them "I just have a lot of feelings!"

Anon said: This might be a bit random, but how would the RFA react to going to a nightclub with MC and seeing her transform into a complete party animal? Like she drinks a lot of cocktails, dances to all the songs (and maybe with total strangers…) and won’t leave when it closes?


We combined these! Disclaimer, neither one of us know much about nightclubs or drinking, since we don’t drink. But hope these were funnyish anyway!


Zen:

  • He handles his alcohol really well, so when he took you to a nightclub, he fully expected to be taking care of you
  • Only he didn’t realize you got so wild when you were drunk
  • He catches you dancing across from some guy
  • You weren’t dancing really…more like some weird zig-zag dance
  • But his jealousy flared and he confronts the guy
  • The latter is just weirded out, “I’m not hitting on her! I’m trying to get her to stop doing that–weird ritual dance on me!”
  • Zen has to admit your dancing is pretty…interesting
  • Later, when you guys get home, you’re a lot calmer and just lay on the couch staring at the ceiling
  • Then you turn to him and narrow your eyes, “There is no way anybody can look that good.”
  • He’s about to thank you when you start crying and hugging him
  • “Your face needs to be on a cereal box!”
  • “Thanks, babe…I think.”

Yoosung:

  • He doesn’t drink anything at the club, because he knows how he can get
  • You’re apparently just as bad
  • He’s a lost puppy following you around and trying to make sure you don’t do anything too wild
  • “No, MC! Not on the table! Stop dancing with that chair. MC, that’s not your drink!”
  • He’s relieved when he finally gets you home
  • You start asking him a billion questions….really random questions
  • “Do parrots think in chirps or in words?”
  • “Um…Chirps?”
  • You throw your arms around his neck and start sobbing into his shoulder
  • “You’re so smart, I don’t deserve you!”
  • You wipe your snot on his shoulder
  • “I really don’t deserve this right now, that’s for sure,” he mutters under his breath

Jaehee:

  • You two decided to have a girl’s night and have a little fun
  • It got to be a lot of fun really fast
  • You both were drunk within the first few hours
  • Jaehee knew it was time to leave when she thought you were dancing with a stranger
  • But the stranger was her
  • You pile into a taxi and head home
  • You’re sitting on the couch listening to Jaehee complain about work
  • And you say, “I guess this job isn’t your cup of tea.”
  • Your eyes get wide and you starts sobbing, “I’m sorry! You like coffee! I offended you!”
  • Jaehee is less drunk by this point and is just laughing, which somehow makes your crying worse
  • You start showering her with compliments
  • But she can’t decipher half of them, because she’s tipsy and your words are so lost in sobbing
  • But looking back later, she still thinks it’s the funniest night of her life

Jumin:

  • It was just a social thing with Jumin’s coworkers
  • But he didn’t want to go to a nightclub alone, so you go along with him
  • He stays near the corner, but he tells you to go enjoy yourself
  • You were usually pretty calm and put together, so he was surprised when you downed yet another cocktail
  • And he really didn’t realize you could dance like that
  • It was getting late, you were getting a bit too wild, and he needed you off the dance floor
  • Cue him fist pumping towards you so he “blends in”
  • He manages to get you back to the car, and you seemed quiet for a while
  • Then he notices tears streaming down your cheeks and gets a little worried
  • But you’re just like, “I’ve never seen you dance before….you’re so good!”
  • Awkward flashbacks to Jumin’s stiff fist pumping
  • He starts chuckling
  • But it gets worse, because you start crying more, “Why can’t I model for your cat food?”
  • You make ears using your fingers and meow really loudly
  • Jumin is laughing so hard that Driver Kim is really worried

Seven:

  • You were just having a night out with your friends
  • And you catch Seven sitting at the bar with a ginger-ale
  • “Why are you even here? You don’t drink…”
  • “When have I ever needed a drink to have fun, MC?”
  • Touche
  • Turns out he was just on a mission, so you make a joke that you would drink for him
  • And you sure did
  • He’s about to leave when he sees you dancing wildly to “Eyes, Nose, Lips” by Taeyang
  • He snickers and decides it might be a good time to take you home
  • He walks you inside, and as soon as you step into your house, you charge towards the kitchen
  • He thinks it might be entertaining, so he whips out his phone and starts recording
  • He watches with barely suppressed laughter as you pile cheese on top of goldfish crackers
  • You’re narrating it through your drunk sobbing like you’re on a cooking show making grilled cheese while throwing in how he’s such a good friend
  • And he’s encouraging every second of it

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Linguistics in DGM

So I know I’ve seen it said somewhere that the exorcists would probably speak multiple languages (and by extension so would… pretty much everyone in the Order tbh).

I imagine it’s a bit of a headache if you’re a newcomer. The Order doesn’t really seem to think too much about its members unless they’re super important, after all, so I doubt they’d provide much by way of lessons.

So you get to the European headquarters and you’re just immediately bombarded with hundreds of languages. One man is shouting at another in German. A woman walks by, greeting you in Greek. And maybe you speak Spanish, but you’re not from Spain; you just transferred over from the North American branch and you can’t decide if the man speaking to you is using idioms from other languages or if that’s just slang in Spain or, hell, if it’s a slang term exclusive to the Order itself because the Order is just a huge blend of languages swirling together, so that could happen.

Please give me Lenalee speaking German or Russian—you know, one of those languages perceived as intimidating. Really, she’s being perfectly friendly, but you don’t understand what’s being said. Trust me, there’s nothing more intimidating than your German-speaking relative bellowing how pretty you are in German and you not understanding (although I highly doubt Lenalee’s going to be bellowing in German).

Please give me Allen trying to fluster some poor schmuck in a game so he just switches languages and starts speaking one of the Latin languages like Italian and it works because of course it does. It’s Allen for crying out loud. When that boy wants to charm you, he is going to charm you—even if it’s in another language.

And you can generally tell how long someone has been at the Order by how many languages they speak or even how garbled their accent is from picking up so many other different accents.

But wait, what about the Clan? Do we think about them? There’s literally thousands of years of memory stored there, guys. You can bet they speak lots of languages.

Sitting in on a dinner with the family might be fun; they might start speaking some ancient languages completely unknown to the world. Or maybe Bondomu starts shouting in an obscure, old dialect of Japanese.

Tyki answers in the same dialect and then looks confused because he most certainly doesn’t even know Japanese in the first place but Wisely just tells him that yes, that is a thing now.

But sometimes, sometimes when things get really serious, Adam will start speaking Hebrew and everyone will get very, very quiet, because that’s the language of the original scripture—Adam is speaking of the past, and their hearts ache when they think of what happened to them, what the Innocence did.

Stuff I've Actually Heard People Say
  • "Yeah, I just stuck him in the microwave."
  • "My friends and I have planned a murder for after school. Any tips?"
  • "You have another arm?" "Dude, everyone has two arms."
  • "It's simple, you just gag them and throw them in the trunk!"
  • "To heck with paleontology."
  • "Can you imagine if Velociraptors had wings?" "Well, actually-"
  • "Suh dude." "Same."
  • "Guard it with your life." "My knife?"
  • "First, you need have no life, Second, sell your soul to Adele."
  • "Feet; they're hands for your legs."
  • "Wow, those sure are some nice fish scales on your facial protrusions." "You really know how to sweep a girl off her feet."
  • "It's not even good garbage."
  • Teacher to the class: "Guys, I'm sorry but uh... my dog ate your homework." *Passes back chewed-up papers*
  • "Bros before toes."
  • "Woah, Dude, is that Harambe on your lock screen?" "Dude, that's my dog."
  • "Can you imagine just walking up to someone and slapping them in the face with a piece of meat?"
  • "Hey man, got any gum." "Nah dude, I'm about to kill myself." "I'm not sure how those are related, but okay."
  • "You're made of good dirt."
  • "Stop breathing so much."
  • "All my drawings look dead inside because I am dead inside."
  • "I didn't have lunch this morning."
  • "I have a strong desire to make dictators dance."
  • "Is this revenge for the octopus at the fair?"
  • "Embrace your inner childhood." "Embrace? You've got yours in a headlock!"
  • "Make sure you have Target popcorn at my funeral."
  • "And fill my coffin with glitter."
  • "I put the 'fun' in funeral."
  • "Oh my gosh, someone is going to get punched in the throat."
  • "I could do math in the time it's taking this light to change."
  • "We were both crying; it was fun."
  • "It's Halloween! Merry Christmas!...Wait."
  • "So like, if a centaur got arrested, would you handcuff its' legs?"
  • "Yeah, and I like the smell of farts."
  • "I stuffed your heart in my pencil bag, so I won't forget."
  • "Life sucks, but at least I have my Poptart."
  • "I want to build a mirror out of spoons."
  • "Joke's on you, I don't have a soul."
  • "Boy howdy do I like eating leaves off the ground."
  • "I'd rather be burnt toast than frozen bread."
  • "When I die, bury me in a Hefty bag... but make it a pretty color."
  • "I just got a great idea." "Dress up as Batman and beat up ____?"
  • "Plan B: Cry"
  • "Oh yeah, the guy with the head on his neck."
  • "I just choked on an oat."
  • "You're a substitute for a good friend."
  • "Dude, I once dropped a breakfast burrito on the garage floor, and I still ate it."
  • "We never go stale. Unlike our jokes."
  • "They speak American."

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Steve calls Bucky 'his sunshine' every chance he gets. Steve getting seriously hurt and Bucky (and Steve) thinking he might not make it so Steve sings 'You Are My Sunshine' to him and I'm crying

“There’s my sunshine. Let me see that smile,” Bucky says, grinning like the jerk that he is.

Steve’s so mad he could spit and Bucky’s not helping matters. He gives Bucky the dirtiest look he can muster, which judging by the way Bucky’s eyebrows shoot up to the top of his forehead, is a pretty mean one. “Don’t be like that, Sweetheart. It’s just one 4F.”

“Those assholes don’t know what they’re talking about. I can fight. I’m fine.”

“So is it your ticker, diabetes or asthma you want them to ignore?” Bucky asks him.

“All of it. I want to fight, Buck. This isn’t right. I just want to do what’s right,” Steve’s shoulders sag as he says it. He knows he’s not as strong or healthy as a guy like Buck, but he thinks he’s more than capable of being a soldier.

Bucky seems to sense how upset he is. He wraps an arm around Steve’s shoulders and says, “You’ll get in. Next time.” His eyes say he’s lying but Steve ignores it, knowing in his heart that Bucky’s wrong. “Come on, Steve. Where’s my sunshine guy huh? Where’s that smile.”

Steve sticks his tongue out instead.

Xxx

Steve did make it, made it past basic, made it past the serum, made it into the hydra base where Bucky was and made it back to base where they’re both safe. Even after seeing medical, Bucky still looks so pale. The skin around his eyes is a little sunken. He has his own tent and gets Bucky inside it, fussed over him for a minute while Bucky settles into his bed.

“Where’s my sunshine?” Bucky asks and it makes Steve want to cry just as much as it makes him want to rip all of hydra apart with his bare hands.

“Right here,” Steve says. He gets into the cot with Bucky, squeezing their bodies tight. He runs a hand over Bucky’s cheek, all the cuts and bruises there. “What did they do to you?”

“What did they do to you?” Bucky says, mustering a tiny smile. “Look at you.”

“Buck-”

“Look at my sunshine guy. My only sunshine. Now I have to share you with the whole world.”

Steve’s breath catches in his throat, and by the time he’s ready to tell Bucky that he’ll always be his, Bucky’s already falling hard into sleep.

Xxx

He has to practically carry Bucky back to the quinjet. He knows he should take off as fast as possible, run. His mind’s screaming at him as he sets Bucky down gently.

Sam, Wanda, his friends, Tony- he was his friend too. He can’t breathe correctly, his chest rattling from what could be a punctured lung. He has to get them out of here. Where could they go? Oh god, his shield. Bucky, Bucky, Bucky-

Bucky’s eyes are barely open, his head’s lolling to the side as he slips in and out of consciousness. The pain from losing his arm again did him in. Steve can’t let himself think about how this isn’t the first time Bucky would have felt that pain. He realizes then, that he’s not going anywhere right this second. Bucky’s body heals like his, he bets. He just need to give Bucky a minute. He picks him up again and arranges his body so that Bucky can lay on his lap. He runs his fingers through Bucky’s blood-soaked hair and reaches for the closest first aid kit, getting some gauze to apply pressure.

“St-” Bucky tries, his eyelids fluttering.

“Shh,” Steve whispers. “I got you. Where’s my sunshine guy?” Steve doesn’t know what makes him say it, but when he does Bucky lets out a sigh that lets Steve know he remembers. So Steve does what Bucky did so many years ago when he was too sick to get up. He sings. “You are my sunshine. My only sunshine. You make me happy, when skies are gray. You never know dear, how much I love you. Please don’t take my sunshine away.”

Steve strokes Bucky’s hair the entire time. At this point he just wants Bucky to finally let everything pull him under. Steve will find them a place to stay safe. “The other night dear, when I was sleeping. I dreamt I held you in my arms. When I awoke dear, I was mistaken. So I held my head and I cried.” But Bucky’s here now, and Steve’s going to keep him safe no matter what. His eyes are drawn to something outside the quinjet window. When he looks up, he sees T’Challa.

Ex-Friends [Part 2]

Pairing: Peter X Reader
Warnings: Language
A/N: Thank you guys for over 100 notes on Part One! I’m glad you seemed to enjoy it, hope you like this part just as much :D

Part One

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It went on for a few days. You would sit at lunch and feel eyes on the back of your head, and when you turn around Peter would be staring, a slightly hurt expression on his face before he quickly looked away.

How dare he make it seem like you were the one that hurt him?

“Have you talked to him?” Your friend asked as you turned back for probably the tenth time that week after catching Peter staring. “Why is he acting so weird?”

“I have no idea,” you snapped, “He tried talking to me the first time you saw him looking, but I blew him off.”

“Smart,” she replied, pointing her fork at you, “You did the right thing. He was an ass for what he did to you, and doesn’t deserve the chance to explain.”

You nodded, though it still made you uneasy. Maybe you should have let him explain. But you knew you were only thinking that because of all the looks he was giving you. So you decided to put an end to it.

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My Top Anime Recommendations

1. Haikyuu!! This is about volleyball. One of my first anime obsessions. It has so much comedy tho, and a lot of salty ass bitches and APPRECIATION FOR SHORT PEOPLE. I really recommend if ur new to anime. So far, I’m pretty sure it’s over but season 4 might be coming in 2017. It’s a sports anime about volley, as I mentioned and any mention of volleyball will trigger characters. 

 2. Yuri!!! On Ice A very gay ice skating show. Most of you have probably already watched it. It makes me cry way too much. And there’s a lot of kids you might want to adopt. Basically, if you ever wanted anything from your otp, watch this show and you’ll get double of that. Disadvantage is that it raises expectations for all animes smh.

 3. Tokyo Ghoul THIS IS THE SADDEST AND MOST BAD ASS ANIME EVER. Honestly, it made me so so so so upset. I cried a lot. But it’s like super cool. It has gruesome parts and a lot of things that might trigger suicidal people, those who hurt themselves or those who’ve been abused. If blood makes you uncomfortable, don’t watch. Other than that, it’s actually got a great plot and story and characters are amazingly developed. There’s a guy who’s slightly deranged tho, and a drag queen but those details can be skipped over. 

 4. Charlotte The reason I like this is because there’s a badass girl in this like what the fUck. They have supernatural powers and it’s cool BC the main character actually misused them like all the time it’s hilarious but later on he becomes so amazing and he’s so ffing domeSTIC AND CUTE. Also he’s very salty  AND OMG TE FINALE WAS AMAZING LIKE THE GUY, HE IS SO FUCKING COOL IT HAD ME CRYING SO HARD DEFFO ONE OF THE BESTEST ANIME

5. Bungou Stray Dogs Literally you will fall in love with the main character so fast lmao. Suicide mentions like, constantly. At first, it’s supposed to be humor but in the second season; the arc of one of the characters is so good and will explain why he mentions suicide so much. AGAIN WITH THE HUMOR. And unlike other supernatural animes I’ve watched, this one doesn’t make people with powers the bad guys. They’re very appreciated. 

6. Boku Dake Ga Inai Machi / Escape The plot is amazing. Made me cry a lot. The characters are great. Basically, it’s about how this guy goes back in time to prevent things from happening and oh mY GOSH ITS GREAT. 

7. Ajin 

Another super cool supernatural one. definitely worth it. Graphics are great and so are the characters. Its ongoing and the second season is about to end. you’ll seriously feel love/hate

 8. Free! Any mention of water will make main character strip. Quite gay. I haven’t watched all of it but I’m about to finish it in a few episodes. Again, this is good for anime beginners. Also, trigger warning for those who’re afraid of drowning.

9. K. That’s literally what it’s called. I think it stands for Kings but yeah. It’s also really good and it’s about head clans that are looking for a colorless king who can transfer into different people ad make them do awful things so they get targeted by the different clans (blue, red, etc)

10. Mob Psycho 100 ~ THIS IS A MUST WATCH. I keep adding new animes I know but this is important. It’s humor is on point, unexpected twists are everywhere. The characters are lovable and it’s really good for beginner supernatural anime. It’ll make you cry and laugh.

BONUS : DEATH NOTE. Okay, the plot is incredible. Things that you won’t be able to think of and they’ll leave you mind blown. Characters are human af like it’s supernatural but everything is so natural, like the nature of people. Warning: like, everyone dies. Don’t get too attached to characters. But yeah, it’s an old anime and has 37 episodes in total I think, but it’s super good!!

That’s about my top 10 (plus one bonus)

anonymous asked:

can i request for bts reacting to their s/o having a kink for the boys moaning loudly??? thank you!

This request shaved five years off my life span. Credit to gif owners!

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i can promise you that.

Word Count: 1,798

Pairing(s): Tom Holland x Reader, Peter Parker x Reader

Warnings: mentions of death, slight swearing

Summary: Reader is an actress who is cast in the second Spiderman film. While filming, Reader’s boyfriend admits some harsh news right before an emotional scene between Peter and Reader’s character. Tom notices that something is wrong and eventually comforts and cheers her up. This is somewhat platonic but can really be taken any way. Mostly angst but some really cute fluff

Notes: In light of the new Spiderman movie that is coming out in like, two days, here’s a little thing that I’ve been thinking of. I might do a small follow up one shot if you guys want! Feedback is super appreciated, too. Enjoyyy! 

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heathers starters!
  • “i am damaged, far too damaged.”
  • “you were meant to be mine, i am all that you need.”
  • “our love is god. let’s go get a slushie.”
  • “greetings & salutations.”
  • “you came so far why now are you pulling on my dick?”
  • “stick around here, make things better; cause you beat me fair & square.”
  • “you know what i want, babe? cool guys like you out of my life.”
  • “y’know, you fucked me up pretty bad there. you got power.”
  • “fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do i look like mother teresa to you?”
  • “they made you cry; but that will end tonight.”
  • “chaos is great! chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.”
  • “our love is god.”
  • “i wish your mom stayed around a little longer. i wish she was a little stronger.”
  • “i wish your dad was good!”
  • “i wish we met before they convinced you life is war!”
  • “i wish you’d come with me…”
  • “please.. don’t leave me alone. you were.. all that i could trust.. i can’t do this alone..”
  • “let’s make this beautiful.”
  • “let’s be normal. see bad movies, sneak a beer & watch tv.”
  • “don’t you want a life with me?”
  • “you don’t know what my world looks like.”
  • “sorry for coming through the window. dreadful etiquette, i know.”
  • “i worship you. i’d trade my life for you.”
  • “wish you’d miss me, wish you’d kiss me…”
  • “but i believe a dream that is worth having, should be a dream that never has to end.”
  • “certain girls were meant to be alone.”
  • “fine. we’re damaged, very damaged. but that does not make us wise.”
  • “we’re not special, we’re not different. we don’t choose who lives or dies.”
Daddy

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*not my gif

pairings: klaus mikaelson x reader; kol mikaelson x reader.

warnings: fingering, oral sex (female receiving), sex, teasing, swearing; NSFW +18.

A/N: writing this challenged me a lot, so the feedback is really really important. i want to know if y’all enjoyed this. :)

word count: 3664


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Pet AU Prompts
  • You rescued my cat from a tree, but you also feel out the tree afterwords. I’m so sorry this is all my fault are you okay . You’re still cute though?
  • You dog always sneaks into my backyard at the same time every day.
  • I feed your dog once and now he likes me more than he likes you. I’m so sorry.
  • Your fucking cat keeps on stealing my spot on our bed and every time I try and lay down, it hisses at me. My back hurts from sleeping on the floor.
  • Your parrot spilled the beans that you like me. I’m so happy cause I really like you. Wait, should I be listening to a parrot?
  • I’m at the vet because my dog needs a checkup after it’s been sick for a while. Oh hello. You’re a very attractive vet. I wasn’t expecting that.
  • “Hey cute dog. Is someone is stuck in a well?” Aka Lassie situation.
  • Our dogs had babies together . I kinda wanna have babies with you. Wait what, did I say that out loud? Fuck.
  • I’M PRETTY SURE MY SNAKE GOT LOSE IN YOUR APARTMENT. PLEASE DON’T PANIC. HE’S REALLY NICE.
  • I work at pet smart and every 2 weeks when you get your paycheck, I see you buying more and more accessories for your hamster. I’m a little concerned about your finances.  
  • So yoU’RE THE ONE CONSTANTLY FEEDING MY DOG PIZZA. 
  • I work at a shelter and you walked in drunk and crying, saying “I just want to pet a dog. Is that so hard to ask for?” 
  • I was at your house for a party and kinda stole your dog? It’s a long story. I’m so sorry.
  • YOU LET YOUR DOG SHIT IN MY YARD AND YOU DON’T EVEN FUCKING PICK IT UP. HOW DARE YOU.
  • You parrot alwayS SCREAMS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. JESUS CHRIST.
  • My pet rat accidentally got out of it’s cage a few days ago and I’ve been really worried but then I heard you scream “RAT”
  • You’re getting really annoying about our strong Cat Vs. Dog debate. I kinda just wanna fight my mouth with your mouth.
  • HELP I THINK MY GOLDFISH IS DYING. CALL 911.