youre so dumb omg

Little Ham Man (Small!Hamilsquad x Reader)

Here you go! Y’all wanted some small ham so I did it! (just ask if you want more) psst, this is for you @sin-cake-finished-and-baked

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“Hamilton I am telling you, if you don’t keep on criticizing my handwriting-“ You threatened, staring down at him. He crossed his small arms, sitting on the top of your eraser. You rolled your eyes at him, continuing your essay.

“You missed a comma,” he said, taking a small piece of the lead off the table and fixing it. You sighed, slamming your pencil onto the table. He jumped, looking up at you. “Hey! Are you trying to kill me here!” He yelled, but it was more like a squeak.

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What if I have an AU where Hanzo is a smol birb and stares at Mccree like a cute smol birb to prevent him from smoking

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This is also a gift for my beloved and crazy @mccree-senpai! You know how much I appreciate your support, daddy 💛

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the sand at the beach tonight is
melting under my feet; sunset and
sunrise and midnight in a breeze;
all the world’s a cocktail of wildflowers
and diamonds, sunbeams and
honey, love fluttering in the winds
like rose petals, like butterfly kisses,
like the way you smile, all sea salt
and forget-me-nots and blue in
the shades of eternity

forgive me, this all seems so very
fairytale, and we are much less than
happily ever after (or maybe we are more
than the stories could ever dream)
forgive me, i just wanted to map the
world upon your skin, the pacific
ebbing and flowing down your spine
and the atlantic a glow of sunlight
in your smile; the amazon bright on
your fingertips and the sahara buried
deep in your collarbone, a story
for our lonely starshine dreams

i think there are times when
even the northern lights
grow envious of the sea
—  treasure map nights

anonymous asked:

This is weird, since I'm Mexican and my parents are Mexican too, am I poc? Like I don't know my race like it's Mexican, and I'm tan, so are my parents. And idk. The other day some girl said I wasn't Mexican enough or something. This is so dumb.

omg yes, youre definitely a poc. poc is person of color, which means anyone who is not white. this isn’t dumb at all. sometimes tumblr says things without explaining how they apply

wearingsunglassesonaskateboard  asked:

omg ur fursona is literally making me subconsciously make my human oc into a furry bc i love sylvia and i love your art style so much but omg this dumb hyena in my head is head over heels for her..... thank u for creating art i love it so much

wow this is literally so nice im speechless. 

if u ever end up designing her or need help doing that hit me up i would really love to see her!

im also rly happy when i hear people are gay for silbia hahahaha

thank u for the support!!!!

micchikureshima  asked:

Since everyone in overwatch is from a little bit of everywhere how often do you think someone, especially mccree and Lena, has to explain what the fuck that saying they said means? How long before everyone finds themselves accidentally saying those things they thought were ridiculous a month ago because they've just somehow found their way into their vocabulary the way your friends sayings do

oh my god all i’m getting from this is everyone going around saying, “okie dokie partner” because jesse said “okie dokie” jokingly once and had to spend fifteen minutes explaining it and trying (and failing) to explain why it’s different from “okay” and “yes”

 and he always says partner and they just picked that one up (they also say “mate” every once in awhile like lena but partner just slipped into their vocab quicker) 

but he can’t bring himself to explain why it’s so fucking funny when they say them together because he thinks it’s kinda cute 

but then this backfires a bit because during an important meeting zarya, completely innocently, says, “we can have the payload delivered in three days. is that okie dokie with you, partner?” and almost everyone keeps a straight face except for this younger government official in the back who’s wheezing with the effort not to laugh 

and zarya notices. you better fucking believe she notices my pal. so she knows that they’ve been bamboozled. she knows mccree has been laughing at them. 

and i honestly can’t say anything about any other languages b/c the only other experience with languages i have is ~6 years of french and i remember none of it after quitting last year lol but jesse uses some colloquial phrase in russian really wrong and zarya’s doesn’t say anything, just responds as if it’s normal

and months later (oh yeah, she’s in this for the long haul my pals) zarya’s laughing her ass off as they’re running away from angry shopowners and mccree’s cussing like hell 

“PAYBACK’S A BITCH!” and she looked that phrase up and checked with tracer to make sure she could say it in english perfectly and in the correct context

no one actually stops saying “okie dokie partner” because now it’s a thing but they got their revenge and everyone knows that it’s a “friend” thing not a “professional setting” thing since zarya’s experience and revenge on mccree, (who then had to sheepishly explain that it sounds pretty silly (not wrong, and it doesn’t make them sound dumb, but it’s just cute and silly) to a native speaker) cleared that up for them 

  • Me: Wow other than 'Brother' Gerard didn't really write any soul shattering songs for this album. I love how upbeat it is.
  • Gerard: *Starts performing Piano Jam on tour*
  • Me: Wait no please...
  • Gerard: ♪Ask me to stay, In the ambulance♪
  • Me: Gerard please my heart...
  • Gerard: ♪After all these years, How could you die? And why did I stay?♪
  • Me: I didn't ask for these feelings...
  • Gerard: ♪I’ve been here, In the ambulance, Holding your hand...♪
  • Me: (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`)

so I don’t know if I’ve mentioned how much i freaking love @thelynxiedoodlesVoice of Legacy AU b/c it is literally perfection