youre so attractive gosh

anonymous asked:

Hii! I'm new into this fandom, can you pleeease tell me some fun facts about Astro members? :) thanks

OH MY GOSH WELCOME TO THE FANDOM ♥♥

okay so fun facts… these are more of like fact facts i’m sorry i hope you still enjoy tho

Sanha:

  • actual beagle because he’s wild and energetic
  • tol by height but smol by age
  • so he’s in the tol squad
  • everyone is his mum on this fandom.. like EVERYONE. ask anyone is Sanha their son. the answer is gonna be yes
  • he’s like 182 cm. but he can fit his tol lanky body into a bag
  • by now he’s taller than eunwoo
  • the one with the overalls that make him look like he’s 5
  • voice of an angel
  • a very mature singing voice for his age
  • we all thought that they will debut whenever fantagio removes astro’s braces but they didn’t and we couldn’t be happier 
  • i think he’s the first idol ever to debut with braces i might be wrong
  • also one of the first idols born in the 2000s that have debuted
  • aEGYO. search for his aegyo carefully beCAUSE YOUR HEART WILL EXPLODE
  • thought that a cutting board is a knife
  • lowkey hates Jinjin (not hate hate but more like love hate)
  • rip braces doesnt have them anymore
  • once told everyone that he has great leadership skills and i think everyone in astro died a little hearing that
  • once played moonbin’s girlfriend in asc
  • thought that pink eyeshadow makes him look like a ninja
  • very scared of insects

Moonbin:

  • mister barista 
  • tol squad
  • smile could heal wounds
  • actual dance machine his moves are beautiful
  • tuns unnecessarily sexy on stage like he keeps on lifting up his shirt showing the belly 
  • is really proud of his abs
  • also astro’s stylists probably want him to show the belly because they keep giving him these wide clothes
  • the puppy cat because he has a resting cat face but when he smiles he looks like a puppy
  • probably everyone’s bias wrecker if not bias pt. 1
  • i feel like he’s in the office squad with dongmin because when astro do something stupid they smile, look at the camera and just stand there like why am i here
  • lowkey in love with Eunwoo
  • i take that back totally in love thay aren’t even hiding at this point
  • the cutest giggle you’ll ever hear
  • really cute while sleepy
  • was in mini TVXQ and Yunho
  • roommates with Eunwoo
  • sad because he wants to eat all of the time but his body can’t handle that
  • you could probably bribe him with food
  • A REALLY GOOD SMELLER 

Eunwoo/Dongmin:

  • actual prince (he looks like one so everyone in the fandom is convinced he’s a prince)
  • minion prince iM SO SORRY
  • he has an obsession with minions and is a bad influence on the others
  • the mum of the group
  • still has abs after giving birth to his 4/5 children
  • the morning alarm because he always wakes up first and then wakes everyone up and then just like keeps bugging them and reminding them of their schedule
  • a little bit obsessed with Sanha and Moonbin
  • probably lowkey in love with Moonbin
  • actually highey in love
  • can play multiple instruments and speak English
  • and i mean FLUENT English
  • tol squad member
  • as i mentioned, also a member of the office squad. when his children do something he just looks into the camera like he’s in the office
  • v intelligent
  • was on law of the jungle in new caledonia and clicked with yuri
  • literally everyone dies over his looks he’s named one of the best looking rookie idols
  • the most beautiful smile in the world
  • always glowing
  • laughs in his sleep and freaks the others out
  • roommates with Binnie
  • wanted to be a judge but gave it up for being an idol
  • still manages to study while being an idol
  • always does research and I mean like if you were with him in a variety show he would probably hack into your social media to know stuff about you. like, personal stuff
  • aegyo
  • everyone though he was the mum but then they announced him as the dad and we still feel like our life was a lie
  • class president

Rocky/Minhyuk:

  • HIS SMILE IS BRIGHTER THAN MY FUTURE
  • loves to dance. he’s the dance god. like his dancing is so satisfying to watch he’s so good
  • probably the most symmetrical faced person you will see in your life
  • smol squad
  • actual chef
  • he’s Rocky because he’s unmovable. just like a huge rock. but also because he’s like a rock to his members. and they can go to him for support.
  • almost killed Sanha on his birthday
  • the minion toy keeper, since it always ends up in his hands
  • he’s quite shy
  • probably has been everyone’s bias at some point
  • but at the same time is everyone’s son he’s smol and needs to be protected
  • doesn’t know the difference sanitary gloves and oven mitts
  • bffs with Moonbin
  • extra eXTRA EXTRA UNNECESSARY EXTRA NEEDS TO BE REMINDED THAT HES LIKE 12
  • eye contact always all day every day
  • creats most of their dances
  • was on hit the stage as THE MASK
  • makes weird noises a lot instead of talking
  • really weird in general it’s sort of adorable

MJ/Myungjun:

  • probably the most under appreciated member but nobody knows why since he’s attractive, had a wonderful persona and has a voice of an angel
  • smol squad
  • the oldest but you’ll find questioning this fact often
  • called the happy virus since he can always make others smile and laugh
  • once pretended to be the maknae but beat Sanha up when the younger played along pretending to be the hyung
  • always raps his ‘entry number 777′ rap
  • the grandpa
  • once just stood in front of the camera and sang a song about bears just for fun
  • went with Sanha to get some coffee for everyone and decided to put lemon juice into Jinwoo’s coffee because why not
  • no but really he’s really attractive
  • smile so bright, so beautiful
  • the headband dude
  • socks with sandals whY
  • very cute while sleepy
  • turned light brown recently the whole fandom died
  • unnecessarily loud. ALL. OF. THE. TIME
  • his high notes are something to die for
  • honestly extremely funny 
  • uses Sanha as a mattress a lot
  • obsessed with eunwoo’s ‘gatchi galae’ part in ‘polaris’
  • tried to fight an insect while wearing a bag on his head, with an umbrella as the sword and a pillow as a sheild

Jinjin/Jinwoo:

  • sometimes he’s dissed for being slow but most of Aroha’s don’t understand why because he’s honestly so mature and makes the guys handle the situations themselves 
  • often tries to be funny but is always turned down by the members
  • always the one who’s ignored
  • but lets be honest the members would fall apart without him
  • he’s like the glue
  • the mother
  • very caring and sweet like he’s the definition of hype squad like some member will be like ‘am i attractive’ and Jinjin will be like OH MY GOSH YES YOU ARE SO ATTRACTIVE GIVEME YOUR FACE
  • he might add that he himself is more attractive than anyone in the group but he will HYPE the person up
  • like, he’s honestly a great leader
  • he always plays with Sanha when Sanha wants, palys along with Astro’s not funny jokes, takes all of the shit that the other members give him, takes the blame for stuff because his members though that something stupid was a good idea 
  • honestly love jinjin pls
  • probably everyone’s bias wrecker if not bias pt. 2
  • ‘exCUSE ME WHERE IS THE HOSPITAL’ you’ll hear that line a lot
  • smol suqad
  • one of the oldest
  • while challenged to rap off will probably repeat ‘My name is JinJin’ over and over
  • participated an SMTM5, failed at the second round but everyone was blown away by his rap we didn’t expect that
  • very cute
  • but beware of sharp jawline and abs
  • shouldn’t be trusted, never fall asleep before him or he’ll do some sick agegyo 5 mm over your face
  • speaks English
  • graduated from a dance academy so is one of the best dancers
  • once bought couple slippers that were too small
  • also tried to chop Dongmin’s hair off in a ddoca once
  • Eric Nam really liked Jinjin and his rap so they kept performing together one of Eric’s songs