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Happy Valentine’s Day!!!
It’s DRATCHET!

Just a quick sketchy pic I did up on the weekend and threw some basic colours on last night :D This is actually AU1 of 2 (You’ll see what I mean)
was a real fun process doing the Ratchet colours cause I was “laaaaazzzyy”  - lots of random gradients, deleting of those gradients with the eraser tool and then some random sprays of the airbrush tool. I was real happy with this sketch ^_^

(And as you can see I didn’t even colour Drift) XD

I hope you all have a lovely one!

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anonymous asked:

IDW Rodimus, Drift, Ratchet, Red Alert, Brainstorm, and Fort Max reacting to bot s/o booping their nose

Rodimus laughs and boops you back. He likes the idea of booping, and whenever someone asks him a difficult question he boops their nose as answer. He loves to boop you as a greeting.

Drift melts. You are too cute!  Whenever you boop him he tilts his head up to try to kiss your finger. It tickles.

Ratchet thinks it’s cute and smiles at you gently. Fun Fact: You can wake him up in the morning by gently poking and running your digits down his face. He won’t be as grumpy if you wake him up that way.

Red Alert adores the boops. He will happily boop you back and give you bunny kisses. If you smooch his nose he might die of cute.

Brainstorm makes weird noises every time you boop his nose. He says “honk!” “zort!” “beep!” What a dweeb…

Fortress Maximus has no idea what you’re trying to do. You’re on your tip-toes pointing at his face, jumping to reach his nose. Finally, he lifts you up and you get your boop. He blushes and kisses you.

Ratchet and Clank universe aesthetic:

~ infinite numbers of languages + cultures to discover and learn about
~ countries being at war with other countries across the galaxy
~ the diversity in media
~ bands doing universe wide tours that take years to complete, releasing new music on the go
~ long distance relationships + being separated by galaxies
~ school trips around the solar system
~ going to university three galaxies over but promising to come home on weekends anyway
~ lessons on the humans who killed themselves off but dreamed of the stars and could only begin to imagine what was out there

Ratchet and Clank universe aesthetic c: