# youre 25

Request: can you do some jared x reader where its movie night for the whole gang and the other 4 friends tease jared and the reader about their crushes on each other and shit?

Y o movie night type shit is my absolute jam ok bless u for this request srry it took so long

Word Count: 942

Warnings: none :-)

You devoted about 25% of your brain to focusing on the movie playing on the TV five or so feet in front of you, and the other 75% on not blushing at how close Jared was to you.

Zoe had picked Lemonade Mouth, which was a shock considering she had made you all sit through A Cinderella Story every single other time her turn had come up in the rotation. Technically, it had been Evan’s turn, but you unanimously agreed that another Wes Anderson movie would make you all want to murder each other. So, Lemonade Mouth it is.

Usually, you would sit on the couch in Evan’s living room, in between him and Alana, with Jared in the recliner and the Murphy siblings occupying the rug on the floor, but when you returned from the kitchen with a bowl of popcorn Connor had taken Alana’s usual seat, his legs taking up your space, with Alana and Zoe sharing the recliner.

Not wanting to sound like I’m shaming anyone who doesn’t understand the US tax code, but y’all need to know, anyone who claims that rich or marginally rich people pay over half of their income in taxes is full of shit.

Firstly, because the highest tax bracket is 39.6%, which you might be able to tell is less than 50%.

But second, because the US tax system uses graduated brackets. No matter how much you make, the first \$9275 is taxes at 10%. If you made \$10K in 2016, a whole \$725 is taxes at the second tax bracket of 15%. If you make the median US income of \$51,939 then you’re still going to have \$9275 taxed at 10%, and then \$28375 at 15%, and the remaining \$14,289 at 25%. If you know anything about math, you can probably tell that this means, even though your tax bracket is 25%, you’re not actually being taxed at 25%. At that median income, your real tax percentage is actually 16.86%

And thirdly, this is all based on normal income. Long term capital gains, i.e. the biggest source of income for affluent Americans, are taxed at a substantially lower rate.

So once again, no shame if you don’t understand the tax code and think it’s too complicated for you to get. But I can 100% guarantee that anyone complaining about the rich paying “too much” in taxes is either straight up lying, or manipulating their data so much that it no longer even bears a passing resemblance to the truth.

1.) what’s a song you depict with your childhood?
2.) did you have a memorable childhood pet?
3.) have you ever been drunk?
4.) have you ever tried drugs?
5.) have you ever completely regretted what you’ve said?
6.) have you ever made someone cry?
7.) has someone ever made you cry?
8.) have you ever been in love? if so, describe the moment you knew it.
9.) which came first the chicken or the egg?
10.) are you part of the lgbtq+ community? do you support them?
11.) how many siblings do you have?
12.) have you ever been in love with someone you couldn’t love?
13.) are you a good cook?
14.) what is your favorite tv show?
15.) what is the last movie you cried during?
16.) what are songs you’ve cried to when you first heard them? (if any)
17.) do you have a middle name?
18.) have you been out of your country?
19.) are you a chocolate fan or not?
20.) how many people have you kissed?
21.) what is your favorite album?
22.) what is your dream car?
23.) what is your lucky/favorite number?
24.) what is your favorite flower?
25.) books or movies, why?
26.) have you ever been on a blind date?
27.) has one of your friends ever backstabbed you?
28.) have you ever backstabbed one of your friends?
29.) what thing do you symbolize love with?
30.) do you have neat handwriting?
31.) do you have a friend with benefits?
32.) do you want a friend with benefits?
33.) if you could be anything in the world, what would you be?
34.) have you ever been blackout drunk?
35.) have you ever met someone famous?
36.) how many concerts have you been to?
37.) which concerts have you been to?
38.) do you have a hidden talent?
39.) what do you do when you’re stressed?
40.) do you think money can buy love?
41.) how old would you date?
42.) have you ever done something illegal?
43.) what is your biggest fear?
44.) what is an unusual fear you have?
45.) can you drive?
46.) do you believe in supernatural creatures?
47.) do you believe in karma?
48.) what is one quality you need in your partner?
49.) do looks matter?
50.) does size matter?
51.) who is the last person you forgave?
52.) what is your favorite ice cream flavor?
53.) what languages can you speak besides english?
54.) ever been on a plane?
55.) ever been on a boat?
56.) is there anyone you’ve lost touch with that you wish you hadn’t?
57.) are there any friendships you regret?
58.) are there any friendships you wish you could make?
59.) have you ever stayed awake for 24 (+) hours?
60.) have you ever walked outside after 12 am?
61.) have you ever seen a sunrise completely through?
62.) are you scared of rollercoasters?
63.) on a scale of 1-10 how stressed are you usually?
64.) do you have any plans this weekend?
65.) do you miss anyone right now?
66.) who do you wish you were talking to right now?
67.) if you could have any superpower, what would it be?
68.) who is your favorite superhero?
69.) are you dirty minded?
70.) what is your favorite song from every decade starting at that 80’s?
71.) how many kids, if any, do you want?
72.) who is your biggest OTP?
73.) what is your favorite food?
74.) do you want to be married one day?
75.) dogs or cats?
76.) do you drink enough water daily?
77.) have you ever seen a shooting star?
78.) if you had the opportunity to go to the moon, would you?
79.) how many best friends do you have?
80.) when was the last time you cried?
81.) have you ever laughed so hard you peed yourself?
82.) have you ever made anyone laugh so hard they peed?
83.) if you could travel any where in the world, where would you go?
84.) what are 3 words you would use to describe yourself?
85.) do you consider yourself a loyal person?
86.) what is your favorite season and why?
87.) have you ever told anyone you loved them, and didn’t mean it?
88.) do you know how to play any instruments?
89.) do like like falling asleep to music or not?
90.) what are you allergic to?
91.) have you ever wanted to be someone else for a day just so you could see what there life is like?
92.) if you could be any character from your favorite tv show would you, and if so, who would you be?
93.) if you could be best friends with any celebrity who would it be and why?
94.) are you outgoing?
95.) have you ever wanted to kiss someone, but weren’t brave enough to?
96.) are you a good flirt?
97.) have you ever been turned down, or have you ever turned anyone down?
98.) which planet is your favorite?
99.) are you superstitious?
100.) are you a good listener?
101.) are you a good kisser
102.) would you kiss any of your friends?

When you find out your friend sold their soul to become a better artist

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Spider-man!Prompto doodles. (Full-view is your friend!)

25% because Prom’s English VA voices Spider-man now, and 75% because I really wanted to doodle him in the Pre-Tony Stark Spidey costume hahaha

Bonus doodle of how Noctis found out Prompto’s secret:

The Ultimate Overwatch Questionnaire!

1. Who is your defense main?

2. Who is your support main?

3. Who is your offense main?

4. Who is your tank main?

5. Who is you MAIN main?

6. Which character have you played the least?

7. Which character do you want to learn how to play?

8. Which character do you dislike the most?

9. Which character’s background story do you like the most?

10. Which character’s background story do you like the least?

11. Which map is your favorite?

12. Which map is your least favorite?

15. Do you prefer quick play, competitive, arcade mode, or custom games?

16. Which map type is your favorite? Assault, escort, assault & escort, control, or arena?

17. Which map type is your least favorite? Assault, escort, assault & escort, control, or arena?

18. Which event map was your favorite?

19. Which event map reskin was your favorite?

20. Which event was your favorite?

21. Which event legendary skin was your favorite?

22. Which event was your least favorite?

23. Which event legendary skin was your least favorite?

24. Which event non-legendary skin was your favorite?

25. Which event non-legendary skin was your least favorite?

26. Which event item do you most regret not getting?

27. Did you beat the Uprising event on Normal, Hard, Expert, and Legendary?

28. Do you have Sombra’s “Power Outage” achievement?

29. Do you have Widowmaker’s “Smooth as Silk” achievement?

30. Do you have Lucio’s “The Floor is Lava” achievement?

31. Do you have Zenyatta’s “Rapid Discord” achievement?

32. What was the first achievement you got?

33. Did you get the “Not A Scratch,” achievement on Junkenstein’s Revenge?

34. What has been the hardest achievement to get for you?

35. What’s your current SR score in Competitive Mode?

36. What the highest you’ve been in Competitive?

37. What’s the most amount of placement matches you’ve won?

38. How many gold guns do you have?

39. Which was the first gold gun you got?

40. Whose gold gun do you currently want?

41. What role do you usually play in Competitive?

42. If you don’t play Competitive, why not?

43. What kind of theme event would you like to see in the future?

44. What type of character would you like to see in the future?

45. Who needs more (or better) skins in the future?

46. What country would you like a new character to come from?

47. Favorite voice line?

48. Favorite player icon?

49. Favorite emote?

50. Favorite spray?

51.Favorite victory pose?

52. Favorite highlight intro?

53. Characters you ship the most?

54. Characters you ship the least?

55. Characters you wish had more in-game interactions?

57. Favorite comic released?

58. Favorite short released?

59. Favorite new character released?

60. Overwatch, Blackwatch, or Talon?

61. Pro-Omnic or anti-Omnic?

62. Favorite character that isn’t a playable one? (Ex: Emily, Brigitte, Gerard, Efi, etc.)

63. Character change (nerf, boost, work around) that you liked the most?

64. Character change (nerf, boost, work around) you liked the least?

65. Best ultimate?

66. Worst ultimate?

67. Most kills in game?

68. Most heals in game?

69. What character do you think needs a nerf?

70. What character do you think needs a buff?

71. Have you ever rage quit in the middle of a game?

72. What’s the fastest you’ve won a game?

73. What’s the fastest you’ve lost a game?

75. Weirdest thing that happened to you on Overwatch?

76. Platform you play on?

77. Do you stream?

78. Do you normally play solo or with friends?

79. Have you made any friends because of Overwatch?

80. Have you cosplayed a character from Overwatch?

81. Have you ever wrote fan fiction about Overwatch?

82. What’s the lowest you’ve been in Competitive?

83. In “All Brawls,” if you get “Charge!” do you play Reinhardt or do you pick the Lucio role?

84. In “All Brawls,” if you get “One Shot, One Kill,” do you play Ana, Hanzo, or Widowmaker?

85. In “All Brawls,” if you get “This is Ilios,” do you pick Lucio or Roadhog?

86. Team Genji or Team Hanzo?

87. Be honest! Do you usually get on the payload?

89. What’s the longest session of Overwatch you’ve played?

90. No Limits, Mystery Heroes, or Total Mayhem?

91.Most cosmetics you have for one character?

92. Least cosmetics you have for one character?

94. Best D.Va skin?

95. Best Mercy skin?

96. Best Tracer skin?

97. Zarya’s Industrial and Cybergoth skins: yes, no, or HELL NO?

98. Do you want more animal character, robot characters, or human characters?

99. Is there are character you’d get rid of completely?

100. What do you think Sombra’s real name is?

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100 ways to say I love you?

1. “Everything is gonna be okay”

2. “We can go outside if your having anxiety”

3. “i’m here if you need to talk”

4. “your really something aren’t you”

5. “I like you just the way you are”

8. “I believe in you”

10. “i care”

11. “I was just thinking about you”

12. “i noticed

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Happy release day everyone!!!

Cr: Documentary Film ~ Are You Happy ~

50 questions you’ve never been asked tag

1. What’s your favorite candle scent?
2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?
3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?
4. How old do you think you’ll be when you get married?
5. Do you know a hoarder?
6. Can you do a split?
7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?
8. How many oceans have you swam in?
9. How many countries have you been to?
10. Is anyone in your family in the army?
13. What’s the worst grade you got on a test?
14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?
15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?
16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?
17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?
18. Did your mother go to college?
19. Are your grandparents still married?
20. Have you ever taken karate lessons?
21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is?
22. What’s the first amusement park you’ve been to?
23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?
24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?
26. Do you know triplets?
27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook?
28. Have you ever had Indian food?
29. What’s the name of your favorite restaurant?
30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?
31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ’s, etc.)?
32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?
33. If you have a nickname, what is it?
34. Who’s your favorite person in the world?
35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?
36. Can you whistle?
37. Do you sleep with a nightlight?
38. Do you eat breakfast every morning?
39. Do you take any pills or medication daily?
40. What medical conditions do you have?
41. How many times have you been to the hospital?
42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo?
44. What’s the last compliment you got?
45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?
46. What flavor tea do you enjoy?
47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own?
48. What religion will you raise your children to practice?
49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn’t real?
50. Why do you have a youtube?

this tag was not created by me.

If you don’t have (or like) your mom, guess👏 what 👏bitch👏 I’m your mom today. No refunds. I love you and I’m proud of you for doing your best. If you need more specific encouragements, let me tf know.

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a random list of the most un-basic asks I could think of
• 1: how do you feel about ugly animals?
• 2: what does your depression cave look like
• 3: what's your depression meal?
• 4: what's your opinion on the difference between friendship love and romantic love?
• 5: do you think literary tropes are evil and all stories should strive to be hyper real or do you think that a masterful usage of a trope or cliche can be just as good?
• 6: the quality of which aspect of comics is more important to you? the art or the writing?
• 7: do you have any superstitions?
• 8: what's your relationship with religion and spirituality?
• 9: do you want to meet your idols or prefer to leave them on their pedestal?
• 10: do you think you would enjoy being famous?
• 11: are there any posters on your walls? any art?
• 12: do you have any childhood relics that you regular use or look at?
• 13: what's your favorite background music?
• 14: do you listen to music in albums, playlists, or shuffle your entire library?
• 15: do you think how well you know someone is based on how many details you know about their life or how how much time you've spent with them?
• 16: what's your opinion on weather inappropriate food?
• 17: do you have a memorized single order for every food joint you visit or do you look at the options and decide while you're there?
• 18: do you like having casual chats with strangers in public or are they your worst nightmare?
• 19: what would you say your aesthetic is? are you happy with it currently? do you think you'll have it forever or do you think it will change later on in your life?
• 20: do you think cute and hot are different things or are they related?
• 21: do you consider someone your friend if you talk to them regularly or do you need to form some kind of bond to consider someone your friend?
• 22: do you like alcoholic beverages or do you just drink to get drunk?
• 23: what do you typically do on Friday nights?
• 24: what's your opinion on PDA?
• 25: describe your ideal apocalyptic future outfit
• 26: what's your opinion on classical music, classic literature, and classic art?
• 27: do you sleep with socks on?
• 28: what's your opinion on tattoos? do you think the meaning is important or not?
• 29: do you like to wallow in misfortune or do you like to get right on solving it?
• 30: are you content, not concerning your life generally, but where you are in this exact moment?
Witchcraft Challenge!

Hey there, my witches!  I decided to put together a 30 Days of Witchcraft Challenge that you can answer by photograph, blog post, or both!  This will also be hosted on my new Instagram account, so you can participate there as well! (Follow @saltwaterwitchery on IG!)

I have included some ideas below to help get you started.  if you participate in the challenge, let me know!  I can’t wait to see what you all come up with!

Eurovision
• Spain @ Portugal: 12+12 points :)
• Portugal: Oh wow, thanks, guys :) *adds points to pile*
• Spain: *gets 5 points* WHO THE FUCK RUINED OUR PERFECT ZERO?
• Portugal: I ... I'm sorry bro
31 Day Journal Challenge
• Welcome to my journal challenge, you can interpret these is any way you like. Feel free to submit your journal challenge pages to my blog and I'll post them, I'd love to see how creative you guys get with these!
• OR tag them with #liljournalchallenge
• Have fun!!
• 1: The last song you listened to
• 2: Doodle your happy place, real or fantasy
• 3: Today's weather
• 4: The things you ate and drank today
• 5: Dear ____, I love you because...
• 6: Colours
• 7: What kept you awake last night
• 8: Write down a secret that no one else knows, then do something to the page to make it unreadable
• 9: Doodle and write down the contents of your wallet/purse/handbag/backpack
• 10: Quote of the day
• 12: A collage
• 13: What are you worried/stressed about
• 14: The great outdoors
• 16: Ink/black & white
• 17: Reasons to smile
• 18: Sketch some tattoo ideas for yourself
• 19: Write a letter to someone you used to love
• 20: Space
• 23: Flowers
• 25: Doodle your favourite animals
• 26: Bucket list
• 27: a e s t h e t i c
• 29: Survival guide
• 30: Current season
• 31: Favourite phrases in other languages
• Please don't make any edits or changes to this post. Thanks.
OTP Things:

1. “I’m not dancing in the rain. Why? Because I’m not getting wet and you can’t even dance.”

2. “Canned spaghetti rings is not gourmet. I don’t care what you did in college.”

3. “No cats, no dogs, no ferrets. Just a fish. No that doesn’t mean a frog, turtle, or fucking lizard.”

4. “I don’t wanna go to your moms-s-s.”

5. “We can share the shower, you know that right? It’s actually encouraged at this point.”

6. “Hey, buy me a cookie or no sex for like two years.”

7. “I was gone for two days and every dish in this freakin’ house is dirty.”

8. “All of our white clothes are pink because you just HAD to wash your new tee shirt.”

9. “Have fun explaining to the priest why you have a boner during our wedding class.”

10. “This is my desk. This is my office. This is my space. You’re only allowed in here when you’re sick, so I can keep an eye on you.”

11. “I thought you were drinking water for once…that ended with me choking on vodka.”

12.“Dude, you’re more of a man than me. Wtf.”

13.“Wait, your dad isn’t going to walk you down the aisle with a shotgun?”

14.“Babe, we need to talk. When you cuddle with me, your knee always squashes my junk.”

16.“If you want to get to the coffee pot, kiss me and end this war.”

17.“I lock the door every night so no one can steal you from me.”

18.“That’s my ex. Makeout with me and make him jealous.”

19.“Scrape your goddamn plate off BEFORE you put it in the sink!”

20.“YOU USED THE LAST OF THE TOILET PAPER AND DIDN’T GET ANY MORE?! I AM STRANDED!”

21.“Thanks to you, the whole house smells like Taco Bell.”
“It’ll smell like something different soon, just give it a couple hours.”

22.“You’re my best friend.”
“My dog’s my best friend.”

23.“Did you just poop with the door open?”

24.“I didn’t have any underwear, so I stole yours.”

25.“No, you ARE talented. You’re the only one I know who can lay in bed and watch the same TV show for 47 hours straight.”

26.“Don’t go to work. You’re mine, not theirs.”
“But you don’t pay me to be here?”
“Are you a prostitute?”

27.“My car’s broken, I have to walk to the store.”
“My nephew’s bigwheel is in the garage. Take that, I have.”

28.“It’s just a little cut, don’t worry.”
“No, let me be your doctor.”
*gets peroxide and box of Hello-Kitty Bandaids*

29.“Hey, babe, does my makeup look okay?”
“I like you better without it. But you’re gorgeous, as always.”

30.“Pink and blue only go together if it’s cotton candy. Go change.”

31.“You have a huge job interview. Get dressed, or I’m throwing your PS4 in the pool!”

32.“You drool when you sleep, and I don’t know. I might just go tell everyone if you don’t give it back NOW!”

33.“Baby, I’m sorry. It’s checkers, please talk to me.”

35.“You made me breakfast? You know our anniversary is in two days right?”
“Fuck. I was pretty fucking close this year”

36.“Rock, paper, scissors to see who gets up and turns off the light.”

37.“Look, cousin Larry will flirt with you. We’re pretty sure he’s got diseases. So if you do cheat on me, you’re fucked.”

38.“I really don’t like it when you get mad and you start mumbling in another language.”

39.“Footy pajamas! Now we can match!”

40.“Oh, so you think you’re a better driver? Prove it?” *lets go of wheel*

41.“You bought tampons when you went shopping? That’s some Prince Charming shit, right there.”

42.“Why aren’t you wearing lipgloss? I like tasting strawberry when I kiss you.”

43.“Can you explain why there are sheets strung up around the apartment?”
“I built a fort.”

44.“You scare me when you watch those cop shows. You could kill me and no one would ever notice.”

45.“Did you just fart?”
“If you want to live, don’t lift the blanket.”

46.“Toast. T-O-A-S-T. Is it that hard to put bread in the toaster?!”

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Water Under The Bridge

wake up song, 12.12.15

if you’re not the one for me
then how come i can bring you to your knees?

if you’re not the one for me
why do i hate the idea of being free?
and if i’m not the one for you
you’ve gotta stop holding me the way you do

oh honey if i’m not the one for you
why have we been through what we have been through.

it’s so cold out here in your wilderness
i want you to be my keeper, but not if you are so reckless

if you’re gonna let me down, let me down gently
don’t pretend that you don’t want me

our love ain’t water under the bridge
say that our love ain’t water under the bridge

what are you waiting for?
you never seem to make it through the door
and who are you hiding from?
it ain’t no life to live like you’re on the run
have i ever asked for much?
the only thing that i want is your love

if you’re gonna let me down, let me down gently
don’t pretend that you don’t want me
our love ain’t water under the bridge
say that our love ain’t water under the bridge

it’s so cold, in your wilderness
i want you to be my keeper
but not if you are so reckless

if you’re gonna let me down, let me down gently
don’t pretend that you don’t want me
our love ain’t water under the bridge
say it ain’t so, say it ain’t so, say it ain’t so…
say that our love ain’t water under the bridge
say that our love ain’t water under the bridge.

admitting i’ve been guilty of being the runner.