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Welcome to TAYLAIR! Your pilot today will be Blake, and helping us along this flight is the wonderful stewardess Renee. 

Your flight will depart on August 14th, and the return flight will depart on August 15th from Levi’s International Airport. Your seats will be B-stage on the 14th, and section 205 on the 15th!

Have a wonderful flight on TAYLAIR, where we never go out of style. 

the signs as katya tweets
  • Aries:@katya_zamo: Your elbow is close but you cannot bite it
  • Taurus:@katya_zamo: Not enough dick and butt pix in the insta DM's ppl. Don't you dare use the term "mom" to desexualize me smh
  • Gemini:@katya_zamo: Am I a trap queen
  • Cancer:@katya_zamo: I didn't get to where I am today by being selective about what I put in my mouth
  • Leo:@katya_zamo: When guys on Grindr ask me for nudes I send them a link to the Air Bud Wiki page
  • Virgo:@katya_zamo: Life hack: get upgraded to 1st class by loudly name-dropping Hindu Gods while crying to the stewardess about your dead brother
  • Libra:@katya_zamo: Fog is just mother natures way of saying 'bitch mind your business'
  • Scorpio:@katya_zamo: Sometimes I just pretend the penis is my cousin Donny at the '06 family reunion -- looks good but don't wanna engage
  • Sagittarius:@katya_zamo: I know that being stuck in traffic is a good opportunity to pause and reflect but it just makes me want to kill myself
  • Capricorn:@katya_zamo: If I get another email from Southwest Click N Save I'm gonna burn down an orphanage
  • Aquarius:@katya_zamo: I wanna get married just so I can cuckold my husband with a ninja turtle
  • Pisces:@katya_zamo: I'm quitting drag to become a Holiday Inn swim-suit priest

Re: Ghostbusters, a queer autistic female lead character? A kick-ass woman of color with encyclopedic historical knowledge of her city? Two high school friends who helped each other through constant bullying, wrote a book together, and help each other get over craving approval from the academic establishment?

I’M IN LOVE. Saw it last night, going again today.

Of Titanic’s entire crew, only 23 were female?

From Titanic’s crew of around 900, the 23 female crew members consisted of:

  • 2 A La Carte Restaurant Cashiers
  • 1 Matron
  • 18 Stewardesses
  • 2 Turkish Bath Stewardesses

Of the 23, Catherine Wallis, Lucy Snape, and Catherine Walsh were the only three to be lost in the sinking.

Additionally, the two cashiers were among only three out of Titanic’s 69 A La Carte Restaurant staff to survive. A few of the stewardesses who survived were originally turned away from the lifeboats by Second Officer Lightoller because they were crew, not passengers, but found their way into other boats. One of them was urged into a lifeboat by J. Bruce Ismay, who said “Never mind, you are a woman, take your place” after the stewardess had expressed surprise at being allowed in a lifeboat, saying “I am only a stewardess.”

‘Did You Know’ is courtesy of the Facebook group ’The White Star Liners. Click here to visit the group and join if you’re on Facebook.

anonymous asked:

Didn't you post a month ago or smth saying you were playing Pokemon Go? Your character was at Level 11 or 12, iirc. Anyway how's that going? :D

(Basically, I am attempting to cultivate a fighting team full of sea monsters, flying things, and adorable fire hazards.  And I want a Lapras so badly I could cry, but none of my 10k eggs so far have hatched into one.  I live nowhere near water.  I’m still puzzled as to how I got my Gyarados, because here’s the story: I had only ever caught one Magikarp, which I traded for candy; meanwhile, two weeks ago, my account got hacked, and when I got control of it again, my 10k egg was gone and THERE WAS A 1500 CP GYARADOS.)

leaper182 said: I love the phrase “adorable fire hazards.”

I STILL HAVEN’T CAUGHT A PIKACHU.  I haven’t even seen one, WTF.

Found poetry via media-player shuffle:

Put your MP3 player on shuffle, and then write down the first line of each of the first twenty songs. Post the ‘poem’ that results.

The first line of the twenty-first song is the title.

Pardon my editorial intervention (all I’ve done is add punctuation).  I did this back in 2008 and posted the result as a Facebook note; only on clearing out my archives tonight have I rediscovered it and realized the resulting composition is actually rather fascinating…

*

you caught me lingering

'i am not senorita,’
the old man told me by the pool
when rainy nights are soft with tears
maybe i didn’t like to hear
you said things i wouldn’t say―
'try to walk slow, try to walk slow’

i’m not a sailor
those days of warm rains come rushing back
in this dream of life and death
the mighty continents divide for a second time―
'mad girl, can you believe what they’ve done to you?’

(did you know, sometimes it frightens me
ambling madly all over the town
you don’t feel damned between sunrise and sunset?)

this garden that i built for you
changes the color of your eyes
when all the numbers swim together―
fear no more the heat o’ th’ sun’
you and i for so many years

(indian sky, let me lie here)

Guys, I’m dying. “Those are Crowley meets Hannibal Chau,” said my partner in abject horror as I opened these. Who bought them for me? My mother-in-law *_* I LOVE THEM.

ETA: Now that I’m sober enough to answer those of you who love these and want to know where they came from, these boots appear to be by a label (designer?) called Enzo Angiolini.  My mother-in-law says she got them at Macy’s.  They’re leather patterned like snakeskin rather than actual snakeskin, but, wow, very convincing.

Dear Good Omens Folks:

I see an incredible amount of distress on my dashboard regarding the following claim: namely, that all of the fic in this fandom is so goddamned angst-ridden and depressing.  

This makes me blink, because the stories I read (and have recced) have no more baseline angst than the novel does, and, furthermore, with the exception of CoS, none of my own stories contain any more baseline angst than the novel does (or at least I try incredibly hard to keep them that way, because, unless I’m setting out to deliberately construct an AU, I prefer to stick to the tone of canon).  In fact, I think that the novel on the whole contains far more angst than my own stories or any of my recs do!  Seriously, I had no idea there was an overarching impression amongst fans that there’s a serious dearth of non-angsty GO fic until I arrived on Tumblr.  Color me mystified.  Can I offer you a hug?

In short: there are places you can turn if you’re sick of angst.  Really ♥

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Okay, why the hell is this not all over Tumblr and everywhere?

I have not seen such a moving piece of film-making in ages.