Animal + Sport ≠ Sure Thing
The big game is today, which obviously refers to the Puppy Bowl and nothing else of much interest.
Reminder to all those who missed it last year, they tried something similar at the last Quidditch World Cup. Unfortunately “The Toad Cup” wasn’t nearly as adorable… plus the game was only about 3 minutes long. Being a seeker is a lot easier when you can catch the snitch with your tongue.