Feminist hypocrisy, explained by real-life examples
Ever notice how feminists say that if you have a fucking video game about rescuing a damsel in distress, a romantic ending (or in this case, the actual lack of one) is somehow entitlement and misogyny?
The real bullshit here is that video games for the most part have men risking their lives to save some woman who doesn’t even know the protagonist from Adam. Winning a woman’s love is not worth that cost no matter how pretty she is. Women don’t exactly fantasize about rescuing some dude in distress that they don’t even know. What the hell is so messed up about men that they’d even consider such foolish nonsense to be entertainment?
Then there’s the fact that few if any nerds at all, feel like they will get the “hot chick” if they work hard. But hey, that means nothing to feminists because they just won’t listen to facts, they only care about their bullshit fear-mongering narrative.
So, going along with their insane narrative:
Well lookie here. Women’s literature, aka the romance novel genre. Adult. Female. Literature. ADULT. Let that sink in.
Notice something wrong here?
The romance book genre is absolutely dominated by stories of men saving women, usually women they don’t even know beforehand (sometimes they do), but what always happens? Romance.
Because women rarely if ever not fantasize about going on a long quest to rescue men that they don’t even know and are in serious distress like this. Which is romance stories based on such themes are, though certainly not nonexistent, very rarely popular.
Let me make this clear before I go on: no one should expect romance with someone after rescuing them from danger. But let me also make something else clear: expecting men to put their ass on the line to save people they don’t even fucking know, is the lowest level of douchebaggery ever.
Yet as you can clearly see, women expect men to rescue women. Men are expected in real life to not actually want anything after putting their lives on the line for someone. This is the most popular theme in romance: women are entitled to being saved by men. If he’s not saving her, then he’s not shit. This gets worse in real life: men are expected not to want anything in return.
And once again, for you frothing feminist zombies drooling in the intellectual cheap seats way the fuck up in the back, no one is entitled to romance with someone after saving them. Savvy? You come back accusing me of preaching entitlement here, you will burn.
In closing - it’s pointless to ask why feminists never call out the romance genre for all its damsel in distress nonsense, nor do they self-reflect and ask why this theme sells so damned well among female readers. Feminists have always wanted men to put their lives on the line for women. They just want men to do it quietly, then go away, like expendable tools. This is why they rail against battered men and male rape victims, and ignore the plight of homeless men.
Okay, not all feminists are like that. Fine, that is true. So why aren’t the ones who aren’t like this telling the ones who are to get some self-awareness and check their hypocrisy?
Team gets cornered by Lotor, at some point they get separated and Lance is with Allura wearing her suit + a helmet. Everyone see when Lotor finds their hiding spot and when they run in opposite directions. Lotor goes after Allura and when Lance tries to run to then, being the closest, gets a (non-fatal) shot. Allura is taken and everyone gets to Lance… 1of3
But that’s actually Allura in the blue paladin suit. She assumed Lotor would go after a paladin and made Lance change suits w/ her in the hopes she would be the one taken and Lance and cia could still form voltron and fight. She couldn’t know about Lotor being obsessed about her 2of3
In captivity Lotor is allowing the “princess” to keep her visor full black for now, being the graceful host he is, while Lance silently freaks out. Lotor thinks Allura is very though, by refusing to talk in his presence. (Lance is weighting the worth of dying for a “your princess is in another castle” joke) 3of3
Im pretty sure there is a fic of this
Okay, but then Imagine Lotor finds out, and is super pissed- but then he actually looks at Lance. Allura who? Suddenly he is all over Lance, because Lance is super pretty. Lance is disgusted at this, and trying to let himself be saved, but Lotor treats him really well and lets him know how many days have been there. After a month, he starts wondering if they’re ever coming. He honestly thinks that maybe Allura replaced him with Blue and they’ve forgotten all about him. It doesn’t help that Lotor is adding too those thoughts by you know, being Lotor.
Eventually they do come for Lance and they all wanna fight Lotor but Keith gets there first, sees Lance in a skimpy outfit because the boys skin is better than anything in this life, and fucking loses it. He ends up with a sword to Lotor’s throat, the only thing stopping him is Lance telling him to stop. So he takes Lotor captive, and he goes to talk to Lance.
Lance tells Keith about how he thought they weren’t coming, how he thought they probably replaced him. Cue big emotional scene.
Some fuckboy implied I didn’t know anything about vibeo games then dared to ask me on a date so i told him “sorry fuckboy your princess is in another castle” and the whole airplane applauded as i moonwalked out
reblog if you’re a true gamer who understood that reference
I love lolita dresses and I have this cute sailor and white dress full of ribbons and laces. One time at class we have to break to pieces a big candle (110cms) and using a hammer was too slow so there I went.
Me: “can I break it?? please please pretty please???” Classmate: “o-ok?….But you haven’t the stre-”
-Insert a scene of Yuki dressed as a lolita smashing a giant candle against the floor with a total satisfied face-
Me: “yey! we only have to collect the pieces now <3″ Classmate: “or you have…” Teacher: O_o
for your replies is there any easier way to add spacing between each word or do you do it manually ???
oh , i do everything manually . yes , it’s time consuming but tumblr is sort of glitchy to the point i don’t even trust scripts or tumblr itself anymore to use just keyboard short cuts if that makes sense ??? but if you rather do it that way , i suggest scripts . xkit is pretty decent for those sorts of things but i’m sure there are other ways of going about it , too .
What are your all time favorite South Park fanfics? I want to start reading but I don't know where to start
aah i have soooo many fics i’ve already read! check out my fic rec page!
as for my ALL TIME FAVS (idk which pairings youre looking for, but here they are):
/// these are all the multichaptered fics. so buckle up, you’re in for a wild ride
the strange attraction syndrome by tiffanybane: I’M SORRY. I HAVE TO. it’s my fav sp fic of all time, it’s creek, i love it, it’s just so good and has 170k words. its just *clenches fist* so good. why am i sorry? it’s not finished. and the last time it was updated was in 2012 im so sorry but its good i swear, trust me, read it and then be frustrated afterwards
macabre by errorunknownuser: be beware, there are a lot of trigger warnings that u should pay attention to, this fic is certainly not something light. but its also so good and imo their relationship and the way it develops is just really realistic! (another creek fic, 70k words)
cosmic order, natrual lawby captaindude - yet another creek fic, it’s completed, it’s good and ngl it has like the best smut scene ive ever read lmao bye (102k words)
your princess in another castle by Delmareve - a bunny fic that contains some creek (but not really)! it hasnt been updated in a long time, but the author said it’s 100% not abandoned and LET ME TELL YOU the writing is so nice and it has literally the best plot. srsly the plot is so good usually in fics the plot is just u know, not that important, but here it’s just so nice. and i love all the side ships (99k words)
Aisle 10 by Qindarka - it’s probably the most popular creek fic of all time and it’s really good and sweet and the writing is also so nice! (202k words)
Psychic BS by Brat-Child3 - another style fic thats kind of super cute and super funny. it has it all, oh and cartman being cartman (55k words)
The Scenic Route by hollycomb - like i said hollycombs fics are my fav. you should totally read ALL of their fics they’re all so good. this fic is just the main five boys being adorable and good and it’s a style fic just so u know (116k words)
Leave the Pieces & Flipside: again, from hollycomb and tbh? these two fics are just as emotional like “from the queen of england …”. like? seriously? how do you plot them? all the plots and the storylines are so good. blesss you
my fics (SEL PROMO TIME)
Breaking Up Sucks: uh? can you believe that MY first multichaptered fic is the second most popular south park fic on ao3???? because I CANT? how did this happen? where do all the kudos come from? anyway there’s a companion story which is ‘The Obstacles ’ (creek; also style, bunny, tyde, candy, blabla u know the gist, it has about 70k words in total)
Not Just Something series: consists of three fics, the main fic being the creek fic of course, then comes a prequel which isnt really important, and then the side style fic. the total is like?? idk 90-100k words? (and again, style, bunny, tyde, candy)
The soft clacking of a mechanical keyboard filled the silence, fingers moving nimbly to type with haste. Letters appeared on the screen and they reflected in the glasses of the man hunched over, shrouded in darkness which was barely diluted by the white glow.
“Someone!” A scream from outside his window crept in and he froze up, fingers poised to type as he turned his head to gaze out upon the world.
That is, what was left of it.
Flames licked at nearby buildings and the dull thud of far off explosions made him tremble. He could see bodies on the streets, see the strange creatures looming over them, pulsing with blue light and screeching in tones he couldn’t describe nor wanted to. He just needed to focus. Their sounds dulled down and he pried himself away from the horrific scene, looking back to the glow. Letters appeared before his eyes, each one typed with force and haste. The hairs on the back of his neck stood on end but he couldn’t pry himself away from the keyboard, not even as chilled hands grazed his skin, wrapping around his neck slowly but tightly. His fingers just kept typing, desperate to get the words out.
Creek fic recommendations?? Also, where can I find ur current creek fic?? Love your writing by the wayn
okey this is take 2 since I accidentally ERASED THE TWO HOURS OF EFFORT I PUT INTO THIS REPLY *CRIES* First off thank you! Second of all you can read my creek fic, Macabre, both right here on -> AO3andff.net
Now for recommendations this will get lengthy. I’m going to go ahead and put down both the more popular fics and less popular ones because they’re all great and deserve love and attention~ (okay honestly I try to read only completed fics because I throw tantrums and sulk for days when I read unfinished ones like I just want to know what happens next aghaoisghoasihgaos but anyways)
“I’m sorry, but your princess is in another
Ryoma stood off the ground from his kneeling position,
giving Elise an annoyed look. He had come over to her home to help her with her
studies, not spend time playing pretend. They were both much too old for this
sort of game yet Ryoma always somehow managed to succumb to his girlfriend’s
“This is the fifth castle I’ve been to. Does this
princess not know how to stay in one place?” the man asked, crossing his
arms over his chest. Currently, Ryoma was playing the part of the knight while
Elise switched back and forth between characters. At that moment she was just a
simple maid delivering the news (Elise’s words, not his).