Your Princess Is In Another Castle - VelkynKarma - Voltron: Legendary Defender [Archive of Our Own]
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Platonic VLD week Day 1: Moonlight

Summary: Part of the paladin’s mission is to spread peace and diplomacy. Allura has trained for years to be exceptional at it, in all situations.

Warnings: Minor injury, minor violence

threefivestep  asked:

Your voltron headcannons cured my cancer and added 12 years to my lifespan

if i applied to med school could i like. cite this as a reference

  • *something happens* lance: “hashtag yikes” 
    • keith: “how about you never say the word ‘hashtag’ out loud again” lance: “um hashtag salty much?”
  • allura and keith will judge each other for making bad decisions while in the process of making the exact same bad decisions
  • *hunk voice* “justice…… is served”
  • shiro mentally refers to every voltron mission as Operation FUBAR
  • [allura decks lotor] “your princess is in another castle”
  • hunk introduces keith to people as Galra Keith. it’s his full title now
  • one time pidge didn’t wanna go to the kitchen for a glass of water so she spent an hour programming a robot to do it for her instead
    • robot: “what is my purpose” pidge: “you get me water” robot: “……..oh my god” pidge: “yeah welcome to the club, pal”
  • coran, holding out his fist for a fist bump: “hunk!! fist me!!!” hunk: “oh man this is really not a conversation i wanna have”
Reactions MCL boys if a new male student flirt with Candy....

Nathaniel: “And what are you doing, may I ask?”

Originally posted by gypsyastronaut

Castiel: “Get away from her three meters away, Casanova”

Originally posted by samisoffthewall

Lysander: *just silent, but his whole appearance suggests horror*

Originally posted by polesta

Kentin: “Shall I use force?”

Originally posted by ralucik2006

Armin: “Your Princess is in another castle, and now fuck you, buddy”

Originally posted by blacknessofspace

and for a moment nothing else

summary: Princess Emma and Prince Killian have never gotten along. But it all changes when Queen Regina starts to meddle.

word count: ~9700

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Dear Prince Killian,

Undoubtedly by now you’re back home at your castle near the highlands. Thank every god in the skies above. I’ve already been told you’re returning for yet another exhausting visit to our castle just so Queen Regina can discuss the logistics of this ridiculous trade that seems like it will never end. Thankfully, it looks like it’s going to be finished soon.

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A lesson in owning your kidnappers, by Agatha Heterodyne.

Another reason I fucking LOVE this comic is how they completely subvert the princess in a tower trope. Agatha gets kidnapped A LOT and EVERY TIME it happens, the kidnapper ends up getting OWNED, BIG TIME and regretting their decision to fuck with her. This sort of shit happens without fail. Klaus took her captive, and she ended up beating back the wasp engine aboard Castle Wulfenbach and escaping in a commandeered airship, basically leaving Castle Wulfenbach in chaos. When the Sturmvoraus Family takes her hostage, she ends up mentally overcoming the being they forced into her head, completely wrecking their city, making the heir (and Storm King) fall madly in love with her, fighting her way out and getting to her city. When Martellus von Blitzengaard took her captive and injected her with a serum that gave her biological dependence on his immediate presence, she clobbered him over the head, altered his work so that she became dependent on a weasel instead, then broke out of his family’s fortress with a mechanical swan/deer sleigh that had literal flying pigs and SHOT LASERS OUT OF ITS MOUTH. 

Now she’s about to take over Paris with the very tech her kidnapper stole from her family. Just… All of Paris. Hers now. 

Everyone is always trying to kidnap Agatha, and the ones who manage to actually get to her ALWAYS end up getting their shit destroyed by the very woman they were trying to control. Fuck, even Lucrezia, the mind-control prodigy who literally had her consciousness injected into Agatha’s brain, can’t hold this girl down. 

Here is what happens when you kidnap Agatha Heterodyne:

1) Your shit gets wrecked

2) She learns something about your personality, your resources, and your tech that she can easily use against you

3) She gets away with some sort of new advantage that will make your life 80% more difficult for the foreseeable future.


South Park Fanfic Recs

Bunny Fanfics

Creek Fanfics

  • Aisle Ten [FF] Highschool au, uncompleted. Like, left on a cliffhanger uncompleted.
  • Want [FF] Highschool au, completed. It gets pretty wild, you have been warned.
  • Lost and Found [FF] Oneshot. Sweet and fluffy.
  • Rotten [FF] Zombie au, uncompleted. PRETTY DARN GREAT
  • Happily Whatever After [FF] Snow White au, completed. god bless 2010

Dip Fanfics

there r more, trust me, i just can’t recall their names, just the shenanigans.

this will be updated.

17 as Studio Ghibli!

anonymous asked: Seventeen as Studio Ghibli characters!


San from Princess Mononoke

Originally posted by theheavenwithin

“I’m not afraid to die. I’d do anything to get you humans out of my forest!”


Howl from Howl’s Moving Castle

Originally posted by kaizoku-niiichan

“You’re wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty?”


Haku from Spirited Away

Originally posted by lifefibersync

Haku: “Don’t be afraid, I just wanna help you.”

Chihiro: [whining] “No… no… no… no… no…”

Haku: “Open your mouth and eat this. If you don’t eat food from this world, you’ll disappear.”


Calcifer from Howl’s Moving Castle

Originally posted by dravensreflections

“Here’s another curse: May all your bacon burn!”


Mei from My Neighbor Totoro

Originally posted by his-eyes-are-brighter-than-stars

“Do you like spirits, mommy? Even fuzzy ones?”


Prince Ashitaka from Princess Mononoke 

Originally posted by csgostash

Lady Eboshi: “What exactly are you here for?”

Prince Ashitaka: “To see with eyes unclouded by hate.”


Ponyo from Ponyo

Originally posted by mangastream

“Ponyo wants ham!”


Markl from Howl’s Moving Castle

Originally posted by ghibli-forever

Markl: “Wait! You can’t come up here!”
Sophie: “Whatever you don’t want me to clean, better hide it now!”
Markl: “Save my room for last, OK?”


Seiji from Whisper of the Heart

Originally posted by selinazhu

“There are tons of people who are just as good as me.”


a Laputa Robot from Castle in the Sky

Originally posted by logan04-blog

These robots don’t talk, so description instead: they’re powerful and can destroy things with lasers, but they’re also gentle and sweet (look at it with the little fuzzies)


Jiji from Kiki’s Delivery Service

Originally posted by ghiblistudiogifs

Kiki: “Wow Jiji look at all these buildings!”

Jiji: “There are a lot of buildings, yes.” 


Chihiro from Spirited Away

Originally posted by animebigworld

“You mean that little black slug? I think I killed in when I stepped on it…”


Pazu from Castle in the Sky

Originally posted by studioghifli

“A girl just fell from the sky, boss!”

Beauty and the Beast //closed rp//


Legend tells a tale of a selfish princess who was turned into a hideous monster. She was the most beautiful in the kingdom and was full of pride. To her, no one could match her beauty. One night, a wrinkled old man came to the castle doors during a feast, asking for shelter from the raging storm. The princess laughed at the sight of the old man and slammed the door in his face. Moments later, there was another knock and there was a handsome wizard before her. Before she could let him in, the wizard boomed, “You have shown your ugly, prideful heart to I who came before you as a petty beggar! For this, I shall curse your beauty and turn you into a hideous beast. You will stay like this until you and another can love each other not for looks but for heart. If you do not do such when this rose looses all its petals, you will stay a beast forever.”

The princess was turned into a hideous beast and was given a magic rose within a glass case. The wizard left and so did her guests. All who stayed were her servants and they were affected by the curse, turning into household items. Until she could be loved by another in this form, she would be this forever, But who could ever love a beast?

I can't believe people who already read Outlast comic #4 are not dying

*Lady GaGa “Judas” hysterically loops in the background*

!!Spoilers!! !!Strongly subjective!!

1. Canon Waylon. Okay I saw that coming
2. Who is this sh*tty person Simon Peacock, like “y'all, go home! It’s a joke. I’m here only because JTP needed someone to carry on the plot. We agreed using my name would add fun. Your princess is in another castle so get lost and get ya self a life.” @TheRedBarrels where’s Miles I want Miles
3. Or maybe he IS Miles???. It ain’t change nothing he is still a sh*tty person
4. At least we know Miles DOES BITE
5. So the Mt Massive events are officially closed from now on and Miles has no reason to ever appear again
6. F*ck
7. I admire how all the comic work is done but I’m still gonna shout out like some angry fan going on nuts. Highly possibly the writer will leave this be like they leave every other thing be and keep digging new holes. I used to believe for everything there’s a solution. Nah, not believing anymore
8. I want Miles dead. I can’t stand knowing he survives and probably suffers ALSO I will never see him afterwards. Save my love and conscience. I’ll kill him a thousand times and build him a shrine.

partyprincenoctis replied to your post “Noctis squints at the emperor. “It’s like… you’re the living,…”

"Oh shit he’s pissed, ahaha~!” Aaaaand there goes Noctis, warping away someplace and cackling like a madman. “Hey! Tell me my princess is in another castle.”

“You bet I’m bloody pissed, you insufferable dolt! Do you know how long it takes to get ALL of that OUT?!” Mateus yelled, chasing after the prince. “When I’m through with you, you’ll be nothing but DUST!”

au where morgan is a knight who is basically told by the prince (probably dyle, bc fun) ‘go save the princess, so i can marry her, m’kay’. 

and he’s like “okay??? –sure.”

and then he finds emily, who locked herself in a tower and spencer, her very pissy best friend / mage (”i spent three weeks to get those wards right, and you screwed them up, and no she doesn’t want to go marry your dumb prince, that’s why she’s here, go away, thank you’).

and morgans lik: “no i need to bring someone back, you don’t get it i will get killed.”

and spencer is like: “your princess in in another castle, jerk.” 

and eventually doyle sends someone else and spencer is just like: “guys we gotta go”

and they’re like: “godammit.”

and then they all go on fun adventures & run into the rest of the characters:

rossi a kinda salty wizard who is like: “kid ur doing your wards wrong.”

and jj who is this very sweet looking peasant girl who no one takes seriously but is kinda like ‘looks like a cinnamon roll but will actually kill you’.

and garcia who is like a shopkeeper who just gets too excited about everything and then there’s hotch who is probably some kind of knight (probs for emily’s mom or smth) and is like ‘godammit’ and basically becomes the dad friend of them all.

and it’s just fun shenanigans, basicially. like d&d level shit.


Another Castle (Elise x Ryoma)

Modern AU

“I’m sorry, but your princess is in another castle.”


Ryoma stood off the ground from his kneeling position, giving Elise an annoyed look. He had come over to her home to help her with her studies, not spend time playing pretend. They were both much too old for this sort of game yet Ryoma always somehow managed to succumb to his girlfriend’s pleas.

“This is the fifth castle I’ve been to. Does this princess not know how to stay in one place?” the man asked, crossing his arms over his chest. Currently, Ryoma was playing the part of the knight while Elise switched back and forth between characters. At that moment she was just a simple maid delivering the news (Elise’s words, not his).

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daddys-spoiled-princess-x  asked:

Hai! I lost track of how many entries I have made. But I'm having so much fun talking with you and such. :3 Do you like building forts? Daddy bought me a princess castle fort that I just love so so much! Hehe. Today is a boring day. Daddy is at work. Sigh. So I'm just watching YouTube videos.

This is your once every other day entry for today & your question for the day entry! I’m having so much fun talking to you too! You’re the only one who has put in so many entries! I mean there are others of course but you have the most out of everyone! I haven’t built a fort in years, I need to build another one now! 

Cat videos on YT! That’s what I like to watch when I get bored at home! That princess castle fort sounds so much fun! <33