threefivestep  asked:

Your voltron headcannons cured my cancer and added 12 years to my lifespan

if i applied to med school could i like. cite this as a reference

  • *something happens* lance: “hashtag yikes” 
    • keith: “how about you never say the word ‘hashtag’ out loud again” lance: “um hashtag salty much?”
  • allura and keith will judge each other for making bad decisions while in the process of making the exact same bad decisions
  • *hunk voice* “justice…… is served”
  • shiro mentally refers to every voltron mission as Operation FUBAR
  • [allura decks lotor] “your princess is in another castle”
  • hunk introduces keith to people as Galra Keith. it’s his full title now
  • one time pidge didn’t wanna go to the kitchen for a glass of water so she spent an hour programming a robot to do it for her instead
    • robot: “what is my purpose” pidge: “you get me water” robot: “……..oh my god” pidge: “yeah welcome to the club, pal”
  • coran, holding out his fist for a fist bump: “hunk!! fist me!!!” hunk: “oh man this is really not a conversation i wanna have”
high quality meme starters

taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner . 

  • ❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA
  • ❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA !
  • ❝ succ ❞
  • ❝ n - nani ?!?
  • ❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞
  • ❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ?
  • [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ]
  • ❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞
  • ❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa !
  • ❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ?
  • ❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti !
  • ❝ it’s the nutshack !
  • ❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA
  • ❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here !
  • ❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast !
  • ❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞
  • ❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady !
  • ❝ nice . >:] ❞
  • ❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞
  • ❝ the more you know !
  • ❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞
  • ❝ epic jojoke . ❞
  • ❝ squadala, we’re off !
  • ❝ are you sure about that ?
  • [ dabs ]
  • ❝ let it go ! let it go !
  • ❝ are you …. a real villain ?
  • ❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞
  • ❝ we are number one !
  • ❝ notice me, senpai !
  • ❝ you’re gonna have a bad time  - sans undertale [ 2015 ]
  • ❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞
  • ❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ?
  • ❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞
  • ❝ POOTIS . ❞
  • ❝ ECH . ❞
  • ❝ do not presume . ❞
  • ❝ i’m gay . ❞
  • ❝ i have crippling depression !
  • ❝ expand dong . ❞
  • ❝ according to all known laws of aviation
  • ❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ?
  • ❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞
  • ❝ i play pokemon go everyday !
  • ❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞
  • ❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞
  • taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee !
  • ❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞
  • WOOMY . ❞
  • ❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞
  • ❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞
  • ❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand !
  • ❝ exotic butters . ❞
  • ❝ gotta go fast !
  • ❝ what does the fox say ?
  • ❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞
  • ❝ get out of my swamp !
  • ❝ look at all those chickens !
  • ❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞
  • ❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle !
  • ❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞
  • ❝ press f to pay respects . ❞
  • ❝ the cake is a lie . ❞
  • ❝ owo what’s this ?
  • ❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞
  • ❝ it’s lit, fam !
  • ❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞
  • ❝ smoke weed every day . ❞
  • ❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY !
  • ❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ???
  • [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞
  • ❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground !
  • ❝ this bitch empty . YEET !
  • ❝ god i wish that was me . ❞
  • ❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞
  • [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞
  • ❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞
  • ❝ guess i’ll die . ❞
  • ❝ ya like jazz ?
  • ❝ ow the edge ❞
  • W H O M S T’ D V E
  • ❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞
  • ❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞
  • ❝ it’s over nine thousand !!
  • ❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound !
  • ❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞
  • ❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞
  • ❝ DOH !
  • ❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞
  • ❝ so long, gay bowser !
  • ❝ GRAND DAD . ❞
  • ❝ inhale my dong enragement child ❞
  • ❝ look at this photograph !
  • ❝ souljia boy i tell ‘em . ❞
  • ❝ you know i had to do it to ‘em . ❞
  • ❝ wake me up [ WAKE ME UP INSIDE ]
  • ❝ can’t touch this . ❞
  • ❝ deja vu ! i’ve just been in this place before !

anonymous asked:

Team gets cornered by Lotor, at some point they get separated and Lance is with Allura wearing her suit + a helmet. Everyone see when Lotor finds their hiding spot and when they run in opposite directions. Lotor goes after Allura and when Lance tries to run to then, being the closest, gets a (non-fatal) shot. Allura is taken and everyone gets to Lance… 1of3

But that’s actually Allura in the blue paladin suit. She assumed Lotor would go after a paladin and made Lance change suits w/ her in the hopes she would be the one taken and Lance and cia could still form voltron and fight. She couldn’t know about Lotor being obsessed about her 2of3

In captivity Lotor is allowing the “princess” to keep her visor full black for now, being the graceful host he is, while Lance silently freaks out. Lotor thinks Allura is very though, by refusing to talk in his presence. (Lance is weighting the worth of dying for a “your princess is in another castle” joke) 3of3

Im pretty sure there is a fic of this

Okay, but then Imagine Lotor finds out, and is super pissed- but then he actually looks at Lance. Allura who? Suddenly he is all over Lance, because Lance is super pretty. Lance is disgusted at this, and trying to let himself be saved, but Lotor treats him really well and lets him know how many days have been there. After a month, he starts wondering if they’re ever coming. He honestly thinks that maybe Allura replaced him with Blue and they’ve forgotten all about him. It doesn’t help that Lotor is adding too those thoughts by you know, being Lotor. 

Eventually they do come for Lance and they all wanna fight Lotor but Keith gets there first, sees Lance in a skimpy outfit because the boys skin is better than anything in this life, and fucking loses it. He ends up with a sword to Lotor’s throat, the only thing stopping him is Lance telling him to stop. So he takes Lotor captive, and he goes to talk to Lance. 

Lance tells Keith about how he thought they weren’t coming, how he thought they probably replaced him. Cue big emotional scene. 

Feminist hypocrisy, explained by real-life examples

Ever notice how feminists say that if you have a fucking video game about rescuing a damsel in distress, a romantic ending (or in this case, the actual lack of one) is somehow entitlement and misogyny?

The real bullshit here is that video games for the most part have men risking their lives to save some woman who doesn’t even know the protagonist from Adam. Winning a woman’s love is not worth that cost no matter how pretty she is. Women don’t exactly fantasize about rescuing some dude in distress that they don’t even know. What the hell is so messed up about men that they’d even consider such foolish nonsense to be entertainment?

Then there’s the fact that few if any nerds at all, feel like they will get the “hot chick” if they work hard. But hey, that means nothing to feminists because they just won’t listen to facts, they only care about their bullshit fear-mongering narrative.

So, going along with their insane narrative:

Well lookie here. Women’s literature, aka the romance novel genre. Adult. Female. Literature. ADULT. Let that sink in.

Notice something wrong here?

The romance book genre is absolutely dominated by stories of men saving women, usually women they don’t even know beforehand (sometimes they do), but what always happens? Romance.

Because women rarely if ever not fantasize about going on a long quest to rescue men that they don’t even know and are in serious distress like this. Which is romance stories based on such themes are, though certainly not nonexistent, very rarely popular. 

Let me make this clear before I go on: no one should expect romance with someone after rescuing them from danger. But let me also make something else clear: expecting men to put their ass on the line to save people they don’t even fucking know, is the lowest level of douchebaggery ever.

Yet as you can clearly see, women expect men to rescue women. Men are expected in real life to not actually want anything after putting their lives on the line for someone. This is the most popular theme in romance: women are entitled to being saved by men. If he’s not saving her, then he’s not shit. This gets worse in real life: men are expected not to want anything in return.

And once again, for you frothing feminist zombies drooling in the intellectual cheap seats way the fuck up in the back, no one is entitled to romance with someone after saving them. Savvy? You come back accusing me of preaching entitlement here, you will burn

In closing - it’s pointless to ask why feminists never call out the romance genre for all its damsel in distress nonsense, nor do they self-reflect and ask why this theme sells so damned well among female readers. Feminists have always wanted men to put their lives on the line for women. They just want men to do it quietly, then go away, like expendable tools. This is why they rail against battered men and male rape victims, and ignore the plight of homeless men.

Okay, not all feminists are like that. Fine, that is true. So why aren’t the ones who aren’t like this telling the ones who are to get some self-awareness and check their hypocrisy?

The Honeymoon - Sebastian x Reader - Full Version

Originally posted by jlstreck

Sebastian Stan x Reader - After getting married and a few months after Isabella being born, you and Seb finally get the well deserved honeymoon.

Warnings: Fluff and some smut. But nice smut.

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Life Advice with Blake

• If someone hurts you, don’t retaliate until you get blackmail.
• Ass is life. Respect it. No matter the Colour
• Don’t be a sore loser, long as you ain’t dead, you winning.
• Respect ya woman, lord knows that Hell hath no fury like a women scorned.
• Men aren’t all assholes, despite what tumblr has you believe, some men are pretty chill.
• Be nice to animals, they’re the purest thing on this planet.
• If you aren’t feeling well, take care of yourself, nothing is more important in this works than your personal safety, and mental health.
• Never trust anyone that doesn’t like Perseus Jackson.
• You’ll always regret what you didn’t do, rather than what you did do.
• If, to the other sex (or same sex you do you) you look hungry, you’ll starve.
• Never try to outrun the Dutch, their bodies are built on Leg Muscles.
• If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.- Sirius Black
• Lust does not Equal Love.
• If you treat your lover like a Queen/King, and they treat you like a bitch, then your princess is in another castle mate.
• If you trust Zeus, you going to have a bad time.
• Thank Nike for every little victory, she’s lonely and appreciates it.
• If your partner refuses to wear a condom, refuse to sleep with them.

• If you don’t learn from history, you probably had a boring teacher and slept through it because same.

• If you have an art/writers block, don’t feel bad, take time to yourself, do your own thing, you don’t owe anyone that next chapter, don’t owe anyone that next piece of work, we’ll always wait. Focus on yourself before your art.

• Don’t confuse love for lust.

• I cannot stress this enough. Mental Health, takes precedence over everything.

Surround yourself with people who care, who will take time for you, not deal with you when they want to.

• The system might fail you, but do not fail yourself.

You know what I’ve decided I really hate, guys on dating sites calling me “princess.” 

Dude, you don’t know the first ting about me (because you haven’t asked) and It’s because of people like you, handing out your cutesy nick-names like they were Halloween candy, that make me stop looking. I don’t want to be alone, not really. I am happy alone? Sure, but it would be nice to have someone to share that happiness with.  

You think you are being cute giving me a nick-name right off the bat, but you sir are wrong! It comes across as creepy and too personal. I am not A princess, let-alone YOUR princess and if you had bothered to try to get to know me, you would know that! 

You come into my inbox and uses this word “princess” and think I will fall at your feet, because “isn’t he just the sweetest!” (insert girlish giggle) “he called me princess (blush). NO! That’s not how it works! 

Maybe start with “Hi, my name is Blank, and I like juggling and movies, I see you too like movies….excreta, excreta…”

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Nathaniel: “And what are you doing, may I ask?”

Originally posted by gypsyastronaut

Castiel: “Get away from her three meters away, Casanova”

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Lysander: *just silent, but his whole appearance suggests horror*

Originally posted by polesta

Kentin: “Shall I use force?”

Originally posted by ralucik2006

Armin: “Your Princess is in another castle, and now fuck you, buddy”

Originally posted by blacknessofspace