your-face-is-dumb-and-i-hate-it

a really fuckin brutal read for every sign
  • ♈️Aries:no one likes you because no one likes babysitting a 4 year old. Everyone needs you to shut up
  • ♉Taurus:you're even more boring than virgo
  • ♊Gemini:you're crazy, annoying, and two faced. Literally everyone's least favorite
  • ♋Cancer:I can't even read you because if I look at you wrong you'll probably kill yourself you crybaby
  • ♌Leo:please relax. Everyone hates your big dumb dramatic bullshit and we all know you try really hard to look like you don't try
  • ♍Virgo:you're soooooo critical and mean but like, for what? What are you bringing to the table? Like you'll do the dishes? No one cares
  • ♎Libra:if a libra is alone in a room with no one to hear her does she even exist? Do you even have a personality that doesn't depend on being a manipulative bitch
  • ♏Scorpio:I can't read you either because you'll literally murder me in my sleep you psycho
  • ♐Sagittarius:you think you're being honest but no you're just being a dick 100% of the time
  • ♑Capricorn:you'll never love anyone as much as you love capitalism you greedy bastard and will the cash love you back? No
  • ♒Aquarius:your quirks are not cute and no one cares about aliens
  • ♓Pisces:everyone sees through your fake deep bullshit. The world doesn't owe you shit just for being ~*~sensitive~*~ you whiner

loveingwitheyesclosed asked:

Listen I'm a big fan of yours but the problem with you posting riot stuff is you encourage people to rebel. America is not a third world country, no matter how much you hate it. If people did not riot, nobody would be getting shot and that's the cold hard truth, and it seems really obvious but unfortanetely everyone's too dumb and stupid to realize that. It's simple. Obey the law, you'll live a happy life in society. Don't, and you face the consequences. I hope you learn to understand that :/

I am done being nice about this. You don’t like pictures of what’s happening in the world? Get the fuck out of here. Your ignorant desires to control my awareness is sickening, and so is your reasoning. “Obey the law, you’ll live a happy life in society!” Aw, shit everybody! We broke the code! I guess we can all go home now that this person has blessed us with some truly profound knowledge that implies all of the injustice within the system can be simplified into people breaking the law and receiving deserved consequences! Fucking idiot

I just want my back stroked and my neck rubbed, but Chris is up and busy doing dumb nerd phone software things. I don’t even have the cats because for some reason they find the upright human more interesting than the horizontal one so you know what, I’m taking melatonin and fucking off to dreamland.

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“You know what this is about, so don’t even play dumb with me, Lily,” Petunia said as she waved her perfectly manicured finger in my face. “You know that I hate it when you talk about unnatural stuff. Why do you have to parade it in front of my boyfriend, too? You’ll scare him away. He’s going to make something of himself. He’ll take care of me, unlike your little freak show. Why can’t you just be happy for me instead of trying to drive him away? Can’t you see that I’d rather be with him than associate myself with freaks like you?”

I willed away the moisture in my eyes. “Are you even listening to yourself, Tuney? How can you say stuff like that to me? I’m your sister!”

She sniffed in my direction. “Yeah, well, you can’t choose your family.”

I slammed my hands against the sink of the bathroom. “Apparently,” I rejoined.

“Boyfriend,” Chapter Four, Molly Raesly

anonymous asked:

do you really use coconut oil on your face? it usually leaves ugly little bumps that are hard to get out from under your skin. People are dumb enough to think that if its natural it means you should slather it on everything when it doesn't work for their skin type lol if it works for you you're lucky good genes :)

Yeah if I’m not putting makeup on I’ll literally put on the thickest layer when I get out of the shower and if I am putting makeup on I just put a thin layer and it makes my skin dewy as fuck I hate looking matte

anonymous asked:

omg trypophobia is the WORST I hate it so much for my entire life i thought I was such a freak for being terrified of holes, I have nightmares of having them on my face and wake up crying and all sorts, i hate that a phobia as dumb as that can even exist, I feel your pain

it’s really weirdly specific for me but when i do react my mind just goes straight into “fight or flight” mode and it’s Ridiculous. same with arachnophobia, though those are the only two that affect me at all so i guess it could be a lot worse.

chrisbrovn asked:

Yall hate too much when he changes his icon to himself. You can't give hate to somebody then say "you still cute tho" do you know how dumb you sound? If you seriously dislike his face or whatever the fuck your problem is then unfollow him. He's attractive you're just too dumb to see it. He don't flex his face I see his damn face on Skype every day so fuck off honestly. You sound too childish.

Wordd

  • Hubby (talking to me about the end of his friendship with his "best friend"):The weird thing is, I don't really care. It's like, I have you, I don't really need anyone else. I like just hanging out with you. I have what I want, I don't need friends. You're my best friend. It's kind of gross.
  • Me:... yeah I just puked in my mouth a bit.
  • Hubby:I hate you so much.
  • Me:Fuck you.
  • Hubby:Your face is dumb.
  • Me:You're a farter.
  • Hubby:YOU'RE a farter.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???? Even Mike now Tweeted about the hate bombardment the girls got yesterday. If you’re dumb enough to do something like that to a celebrity you “love,” you don’t deserve access to the internet, because, let’s face it, you’re probably gonna eat the laptop.


I AM SO MAD

starplatinumleon asked:

Dear person i hate. (this one is always good)

Dear person I hate: (school admin left anonymous)
LEMME REMIND YOU WHAT AN ACHIEVEMENT IT IS THAT I HATE YOU. I HAVE SUCH DIFFICULT TIME FEELING TRUE HATE THAT YOU REALLY DID SOMETHING WRONG HERE. REALLY. I WANT TO HIGH FIVE YOU FOR PULLING THIS OFF. HIGH FIVE YOU IN THE FACE. WITH MY FIST. BUT MOST OF ALL I JUST WANT YOU TO LEAVE. I WILL BE GONE IN A YEAR OR SO. BUT I HOPE YOU LEAVE SOON. BECAUSE I CAN’T BRING MYSELF TO ACTUALLY WISH ILL UPON YOU. DESPITE THE FREQUENCY OF MY HOMICIDE JOKES, I CANT ACTUALLY HURT ANYBODY OR WANT ANYONE TO GET HURT. BUT I HATE YOU. A LOT. EVERY TIME I SEE YOUR DUMB CAKED ON SMILE I WANT TO PUKE IN MY MOUTH. YOU HAVE PULLED ME DOWN FOR THE LAST TIME. BEING AN ADULT IN A POWER POSITION DOESN’T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO TWIST MY WORDS OR CONTROL MY LIFE OR WHAT I SAY. I AM BIGGER THAN YOU. SO LEAVE. THERE ISN’T ROOM FOR BOTH OF US.

Beautifying mental illnesses

I feel like all over this dumb site are signs as bright at neon lights shining in your face about glorifying mental illnesses.

How scars are beautiful

How hard it can be getting up in the morning

How every day may feel like the end, but it never is

Guess what?

I believe it is not only glorified, but also beautified. Saying that it is ok to stay in bed because I feel sad and the internet gives me a pat on the back and a thumbs up. As someone who stayed in bed for over a year, I know.

Depression is not beautiful.

donnasaturno asked:

Rubeeez I heart your adorable face and hair~

This just in: even more people like your dumb ponytail. You thought they all hated it, what is thIS STRANGE TWILIGHT ZONE????

Wait did they say your face too???asldfhaskdjgfsaldgsd.

?.- M-my °Fa°Ce and my hair…?

?.- I… I… thanK you?! I mean, thanK you! I don’t Know what there is to liKe about my °Fa°Ce uh. It’s. A normal °Fa°Ce. LiKe everyone else’s. I swear. And my hair…? might be too scru°F°Fy but uh… anyway!

?.- ThanK you very mu°Ch for the °Compliments!

You didn’t squeak, you swear.

Bitch Be Gone

I’m cutting people off because people are two faced bitches who I don’t give a fuck about. I don’t want them putting their dumb shit in my mind. Tbh I’ll wear neon pink to your funerals(if I decide to go). I hate liars, cheaters, big mouthed people,if you can’t fight and you know it then shut up!, people who are rats, and posers, etc. and y'all bitches are all of the above! So bye👋🏾😷😂😂😂😂