your-face-i-like-that-shit

katsuyacrimson asked:

I think this is canon now, but "banana muffin" is one of Clark's pet name for Bruce, Clark will someday think of something less awkward (and something Bruce doesn't twist his face to), but for now...

I personally hate it when I can see Bruce’s eyes through the cowl BUT THAT DAMN EXPRESSION IS JUST SO FUCKING DONE WITH CLARK’S SHIT FOR THE DAY

LIKE

“You could f through of anything, Clark. ANYTHING!!!!! and you choose Banana Muffin. Christ, you are your mother’s son.”

And poor Clark is like

( ´•̥̥̥ω•̥̥̥` )

anonymous asked:

i got into a debat with my mom abot the blacklivesmatter movement&she was sayin shit like alllivesmatter i was beyond mad with her racist flat ass so i said where was alllivesmatter when slavery was happening or when poc where gettin beat up&shot for silent protesting&your only saying that cause poc are finally talkin about all of the beauty in ther communtity&culture but white people dont want that so we finaly start saying all lives matter but it to late for that, you should have seen her face

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO I fucking love it!

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YOOO guess who’s doing a selfie tag again !!! yes !!! me !!! (i thought you’ve had enough of my face but i guess not lol)

thank u @kimjix for tagging me to do this i love you and your hair looks gorgeous A+++

i’m tagging @mirakuchan (and don’t even try to say no because i need your selfies) | @leubaek@kkeop-chu@parksoijn@jacintaaax@suhoymilk@seokwifey AND anyone else who wants to do this woop woop /fades away while doing jazz hands

narrow it down to five.

good amount of gifs, grumpy gifs too becausse of christian gagmewithaspoon grey, but not like built enough. unless lanky is okay

not enough relevant gifs has the look

good gifs but i’m also really attracted to him so conflict

i feel like he’s too pretty.

perfect gifs but maybe not scruffy enough

chris pratt has the look but his gifs are too cheery. and i hate chris hemseworth’s face and liam looks like your brother so that’s bad for you.

if you find him attractive i can try to work with it.

they both come off like little shits in a lot of their gifs and not as grumpy. but it can work i think.

has the look. not enough gifs.

one time, because I am a full grown adulterman, I went out and ordered a meal full of nothing but fries and home fries, skins and potatoes, and all that good stuff. I stuffed my face enough for 2 days.

it was fantastic and no one could stop me tbh. but my old gay body couldn’t handle it.
I felt it the entire day like my stomach wouldn’t agree with me; it felt like a burning pit of gurgling swamp refuse. I was lethargic, slow, and felt like a full sack of shit and regret.
I’m not saying I regret it, because I don’t, it was gr8. so I guess what I’m saying is: eat your vegetables. or a balanced whatever, even if your daily veggies is just idk a leaf, your body will thank you.

anonymous asked:

Why is your "Face Shit" bag so expensive? It's more than the larger "Stay Sassy" tote bag. I know it was featured on buzzfeed but dang. $30 with shipping. :/

Honestly, I’ve paid more for a makeup bag before in my life, and they are custom made. I’m sorry you feel this way, I personally feel like the price is fair.

Self care tips

1- neosporin is really good for stretch marks. (these are for people who dislike them but always know stretchmarks are very qt!)

2- clean rooms bring good energy. i can’t stress it enough. open your blinds and turn some music on a get to work. you will feel great

3- the first thing you should drink in the morning is water, nothing else. try to drink three cups throughout the day.

4- sometimes you just have to read certain shit and not respond, not everybody deserves to hear your answers.

5- Estée Lauder double wear foundation is sweat proof and doesn’t smear on sheets or on your boyfriend’s shirt

six. face masks are great. find whichever kind you think you’ll like best and put it on after you take a shower and just chill in bed.

7- TOO MUCH COCONUT OIL CLOGS YOUR PORES. use it wisely.

8 - going to bed at a decent time is cool. don’t let your phone distract you, the earlier the sleep the more energy you’ll have the next.

9- keep your private life to yourself or else you will have to face other people’s ugly comments.

10- keep your private life to yourself or else you will have to face other people’s ugly comments.

anonymous asked:

Britt do u hv a resting bitch face?? (I'm curious)

Yes and it’s so helpful when i’m walking in crowds and everyone moves out of my fucking way, also it helps in the mall when those annoying people are trying to sell you shit from their pop up stores lmao, like fuck off i don’t want your shitty face cream

oblivionnecroninja asked:

Hey, if you're still talking/thinking about Pokemon Stories, I've got a question: Am I the ONLY person who misses antagonistic Rivals (like Gary and Silver)?

you’re not alone, i loved gary and silver being rude little shits, it made kicking their asses more satisfying

like seriously nothing in video games is more satisfying than wrenching the champion title away from green within what seems like mere minutes after he just got it 

fuck you green. fuck you. you’re a little rude asshole and i just wiped my ass with your face. enjoy being a footnote in the history books you little shit. smell YOU later gary.

OUT OF ALL THE MEMBERS IN THAT BAND HARRY IS THE LAST ONE I’D WANT TO PISS OFF LIKE LOUIS WOULD PROBABLY JUST TALK SOME SHIT, LIAM WOULD JUST HUFF AND MAKE SOME SNIDE COMMENTS, NIALL WOULD JUST WALK AWAY BUT HARRY WOULD PROBABLY STAB YOU IN YOUR SLEEP WITH A CUTE ASS SMILE ON HIS FACE