your-face-i-like-that-shit

okay so I saw a post recently about how even tho we don’t see Steve and Peggy do much in Cap 1, literally EVERYONE knows they were a thing, so they were most likely a big huge thing. 

which makes me wonder why the fuck Steve’s picture of Peggy is clearly cut from a newspaper. Like wtf. 

Originally I thought he was being a creeper and just tore it out of the newspaper to pine at every time he opens his compass

but lets say they, Steve and Peggy, were totally together and Peggy just straight up refused to give him a picture of her that he could take into the field. And Steve is like why and she’s like Because I’m A Goddamn Agent, I can’t have my face in your belongings, if you lose that shit, it could blow my cover! Not to mention YOU WILL HAVE A CAMERA CREW WITH YOU FOR SOME OF YOUR SHIT, I do not want to be in an newsreel, Captain, I wanna keep my fucking job.

and Steve is like Fffffff and he’s a stubborn shitlord so he goes to the archives and is like hey person who works here, can you find me a photo of Agent Carter on any of these newspapers. And they totally do and Steve is like “thanks” and just rips that shit out and puts it in his compass.

And Peggy doesn’t find out until she’s watching the newsreel. With Colonel Phillips literally RIGHT BESIDE HER.

And Steve gets back and she slaps him and he’s like hey it was public record AND you didn’t give it to me, so its not on you its all on me. And Peggy’s like that’s not good enough, I’m gonna have Barnes tan your hide tonight you sneaky trash basket. 

delphinedeservedbetter asked:

"friends dont sass each other.... they sass other people. together" ... Also, Peggy & Natasha are both spies (great acting skills especially Natasha with that poker face like nobody's bussiness) Angie IS an actress. Imagine them undercover. OH MY GOD why did I do this to myself? Now I NEED THIS. why brain why??

All three of them undercover oh my god.

Natasha as one of her many personas, Peggy as Ruth and Angie as a very badass character, like really self-confident and powerful and Peggy is all distracted by that. Natasha is here like “goddammit Carter get your shit together” when Peggy trips on her own feet by looking at Angie pulling her character perfectly further in the room

The "Don't Judge" Challenge

why the fuck are teenagers doing this? how the fuck is this a challenge?

WHERE DOES THIS MAKE SENSE. HOW IS DRAWING ON YOUR OWN FACE AND WIPING IT OFF RIGHT AFTER A CHALLENGE? ITS A WASTE OF INK AND THIS PROMOTES VANITY.

A GOOD DONT JUDGE CHALLENGE IS TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR KIDS FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE TO SOMEONE ELSES KID FOR A DISFIGUREMENT OR SOMETHING. BUT OTHER THAN THAT, THIS IS MOCKING PEOPLE WITH FACIAL BLEMISHES AND OR PHYSICAL DISFIGUREMENT.

ITS A BIG FUCKING SLAP TO THEIR FACE LIKE “HAHA. THIS SHIT IS JUST INK ON MY FACE. I CAN DO THAT WITH MY LIFE BUT YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH WHAT YOU HAVE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.”

FUCK.

call me negative but for real guys, wtf are we promoting? don’t judge a book by its cover? I don’t get it. Bc that theme just doesn’t make sense.
  • me before this episode:omg I love John look at his cute pale face and funny laugh and omg he's playing such a great laid back game, right???!
  • me, after this episode:GET JOHN OUT! GET JOHN OUT!! FUCK YOU JOHN YOU PIECE OF SHIT HOW DARE YOU THROW THAT COMP??? WE ALL LIKED YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU! AND YOU BLEW IT!! YOU BLEW YOUR CHANCE!

anonymous asked:

You edit your pictures a lot, why don't you show your true face. Your boobs are saggy btw

I actually don’t edit my pictures at all bc most of the ones I post come straight from my webcam but nice try, pal! I know I’m unbelievably pretty, it’s kinda hard to believe for some people. 

Boobs are boobs, if you don’t like ‘em don’t look at them. It’s pretty simple ya piece of shit :) 

I hope sending anonymous hate, like the fucking coward you are, makes you feel really good about yourself. Prayin’ for you. 

Have an awesome day! xoxo 

lately i’ve been trying to write this poem 
but i get interrupted by 2am drunk dials from boys who don’t love me and my inability to be happy for long enough to put pen to paper 
but lately i’ve been picturing you in the soft glow of white bed sheets
in the morning with just enough light creeping through the windows to count the freckles on your face and to tell you i’m not going anywhere and lately i’ve been wanting to say your name in my poems like
“matt did you know there are 259 miles between us and i’d walk every god damn one of them if you merely asked” and “matt my chest is a buoy i promise you” and lately i’ve been re-listening to voicemails you’ve left me and learning songs on my piano to sing to you even though i haven’t played that shit since i was 15 and lately 
all of the pennies i’ve been throwing into fountains have given up hope and all of the ones i find in the street have their heads down and staring into the road but lately tails hasn’t failed
and lately i’ve taken some chances
and lately you have been my sunny side up.
—  future tense and plural pronouns 

anonymous asked:

Good lord, I feel your pain. I have cousins who act the same way. I hope all your bunnies are gonna be okay.

I want to ban them from holding the rabbits and tbh I wanna straight up say ‘they’re not yours/those are not their names’ BUT MY MOTHER is trying to make a good impression so she leers at me >:[ can’t get past the mom leer even as a full grown adult.

I birthed those rabbits, I nursed those rabbits and brought them back to health cause their mama wasn’t feeding them, I kept the rest alive after the kids left them out in the heat and killed 3 and did CPR and all that shit gosh I dislike children and gosh I dislike my mom for not addressing their behavior because she rather save face.

Being a child is about learning but it’s no use if someone isn’t going to teach you yes and no on what you’re doing. can’t just squish a rabbits head between your hands and be like ‘oh it’s fine’ NAW IT AINT

anonymous asked:

How would you react if you would get the chance to get to know him? I would act all cool and pretend not to recognise him but internally I would freak out, and I would try to become friends

If I met Brandon I would tell him he’s my favorite viner, ask for a picture, say thank you, and be happy with that. I most certainly would not say anything like “Hey. I run a creepy tumblr fan blog dedicated to you where I fetishize your mouth and discuss your sexuality with anonymous people.”

Let’s be realistic. I say that I love Brandon, but I actually love the _idea_ of Brandon. I love his videos. I love the random and inane shit he posts on twitter. And I definitely love his face. But I don’t know him. I know the persona he projects online. And it works for me.

Have you ever made a friend online? Like on a message board or blog or something? And you got along like a house on fire through the interwebs? Then you met them in person and there was zero chemistry between you? And you thought “Wow. I spent (however long) getting to know this person and we just do NOT click.”? I have over three months of my free time invested in this blog. That’s more time than I’ve spent consecutively on any of my other hobbies. So my answer is no. I would not want to get to know Brandon. I’m a fan. I’m happy being a fan. I’m happy objectifying and speculating about Brandon with other fans. He’s a great fantasy and this blog is hella fun to maintain. I’ve even made some cool friends because of it.

But if I ever do meet him I will (hopefully) hug the hell out of him (while secretly sniffing his neck, because, HELLO, creeper) and maybe even score a photo. Because DIMPLES.

i feel bad when people put their tumblr url on their dating profiles

I mean I can semi understand trying to keep your dating profile neutral/tame

cause like I get explicitly personal and political on tumblr and it’s toned down there

but when i see that your blog is an aesthetic blog and there aren’t any black people

or mentions of the shit black people face and you literally are in love with romantic and other literary periods of britain

I just can’t

Cause sometimes you just feel tired, feel weak, and when you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up, but you gotta search within you. You gotta find that inner strength, and just pull that shit out of you, and get that motivation to not give up, and not be a quitter, no matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face, and collapse.
—  Eminem

the yay:

  • WORLD CUPPPPPPP OMG
  • THEY WON
  • OMG
  • carli lloyd hot damn
  • we actually got to see heather o’reilly’s face so good news jill ellis did not bury her in her backyard
  • christie rampone my love my queen
  • omfg they finally fucking got their shit together and won i’ve been waiting for this since watching the 99 game when i was in the seventh fucking grade

the nay:

  • literally every person who booed when a call went again the us
  • what the fuck is your problem
  • the ref was not calling a bad game
  • japan was not playing a brutal or overly aggressive game
  • sometimes your faves commit fouls womp womp imagine that
  • abby wambach playing like a sleepy playtpus
  • everyone who cheered like a motherfucker for abby wambach
  • why the fuck is heather o’reilly not playing 
  • if you’re going to sub in people based on their seniority then why did you put in o’hara i mean i love that kid she’s wonderful but why not boxx or o’reilly what the fuckity fucking fuck
  • WHY THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE BOO WHEN A CALL GOES AGAINST THE USA I GET THAT YOU LIKE THE TEAM BUT IT’S EMBARRASSING AND RUDE AND CHILDISH STFU
You know what's shitty?

You broke up with me and I am the one that has to tell everyone and cancel our fucking wedding. Like I’m dying here. Had my entire life plan blown up in my face and yet I’m the one that has to still handle all this shit. I have to be the one to email people and be like “just kidding my fiancé told me he hasn’t been in love with me, even when he fucking proposed, so sorry to waste all of your time”. No that’s fucked up. Why do I have to deal with this and you get to move on already like it is nothing and I’m stuck here one foot in the past trying to figure out what to do with our wedding plans. Fuck you for making me have to deal with this when I’m already more broken than I ever thought I could be.

Penny Dreadful Finale Got Me Like

-Lyle, you precious cinnamon roll, stay beautiful my lovely little Jewish drag queen

-Sembene, stop playin dead. You ain’t fooling me, asshole. Get up. Get. Up. GET UP MOTHERFUCKER I REFUSE TO ACCEPT YOUR DEATH!

-Lily, I can’t even stand to look at your face. You and your fuckboi’s Nazi supremacy shit is just too damn much for me. Hell naw, I’ll take Satan back, thank you very much.

-Still don’t give a shit about Malcolm. Nope. Nothing.

-So are the adventures of Vic and Van still going to be a thing, right?

-Ethan, you fuckwad, I can’t believe you fell for that shit. You are a miserable and selfish excuse for a character. Go sit in a corner and think about what you did to Vanessa. OH WAIT

-Vanessa, I think you just fucked up big time.

-Everything hurts. Everyone’s miserable. Why the hell do I even watch this show?! I quit. I’m not putting up with this abuse anymore.

-hahaha, jk. I’m a pathetic whipped bitch. See the rest of you dreadful fuckers next season.

anonymous asked:

Omg people actually use your art for role play holy shit I'm so sorry idk why they think that's okay and all the other fucking shitty stuff they do ugh ffs, hope you feel better soon and something cool happens today xx

yea lol it was never like they were literally rping with it but they would post it on their rp blogs (usually asylum rp blogs) and put it in their face claim tag and write comments abt their oc in the tags (which were usually rlly ableist and gross)

dont worry it hasnt happened in a while (to my knowledge) so i feel good!! youre nice i hope you have a nice + fun day 

((So. Like. Personally I don’t think Locus curses a lot. He’s very like, safe and professional language because that’s the sort of environment he grew up in. In  any verse. But when he feels like, embarrassed or angry in the sort of way a kid would be, he starts swearing like no one’s business.

Just a lot of. “Fuck you I could break your fucking neck you piece of shit. Do you know how many types of guns I can shoot? Fucking more than your small tiny shitstain of a brain can count. Fuck you and your ass face. Suck my goddamn cock.” And he keeps going until he feels better about himself or until Felix laughs his fucking ass off.))

holy shit this is gonna take time to finish but omg I am already in love with it-
Lori my cutest little freckled child (one of many ahaha)
There’s this song I’ve been listening to a lot lately and it just suits her so well
“Maiden with green eyes, not of this place, freckles like brown sugar ‘cross your face. Cover starlight up with flesh of white, leave behind your kingdom of the night“
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZCiCiZNGZU
I will try finish this when I get back home on tuesday u v u

Drawn on my iPad (which is sadly RIP right now.)
Have your mascot holing a sparkler dangerously close to their face because why not.
Also the shirt has a gay pride flag on it and it says “Got Pride?”


I have more LGBT posts than R, why not Emi with a LGBT shirt




:D

-Mod TQA


i feel like shit right now bc im having trouble breathing after accidently drinking something I’m allergic to

this makes me feel a bit better

thank you!! <3

–Mod R

s-wirlixed and no I’m not okay like hOW WOUDL YOU FEEL IF LIKE. LIKE

you’re freaking out about some unreality existential shit and you rambled on for half an hour and your friend finally gets back to you, gives you an answer, and IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT SENDS YOU “What’s up :)” LIKE HE DAMN WELL KNOWS WHATS FUCKING UP SHOULDNT BE GIVIN ME THIS SHITTY SMILEY FACE WHEN IM STILL GRIEVING AND IM FREAKIMG OUT ABOUT BABIES LIKE you know babies they’re small they’re tiny they’re cute and they make me sad AND HE JUST TWISTS AROUND LIKE 3 MINUTES LATER WITH “what’s up :)” LIEK L IKE