Imagine Jared calling to cheer you up

You groaned as your phone buzzed, pulling it out to see your own tear-stained face staring back at you. You were totally unsurprised that it was your fiancé’s name lighting up the screen with a FaceTime call.

You sighed, holding your thumb over the front camera as you answered.

“Hey!” Jared beamed, before rolling his eyes when he realised you were covering the camera. “Y/N, sweetheart, lemme see your face.”

“I look like a piece of shit,” you protested. “I’ve been crying.”

“I know you have,” he shrugged. “I just want to see my girl.”

His unyielding smile had you giving in without further protest.

You moved your thumb away from the camera, smiling weakly back at him.

His grin widened.

“Well there’s the prettiest piece of shit I’ve ever seen,” he teased, and you let out a surprised laugh.

“You’re an idiot,” you told him, sniffing the remnants of your tears away. Just like that, he’d helped you start to feel better.

“Yup,” he agreed, still beaming. “Now, tell me about your day. How are the dogs?”

NCT Pick up lines:

Taeyong: I’m so fresh they call me febreeze

Taeil:  I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.

Doyoung: Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.

Jaehyun: Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!

Ten:  I just want to tell you that you’re really beautiful [pause] but I’m gay.

Mark: Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel.

Johnny: Is there a cellphone in your back pocket? Cause that ass is calling me.

Winwin: I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I’m taken

Kun: Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams

Haechan: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face

Yuta: Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.

Hansol: Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.

Renjun: Your so cute its distracting.

Chenle: I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for

Jaemin: Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you

Jeno: Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!

Jisung: Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.

Pick-up Lines  {Sentence Starters}
some are nsfw

  • “Do you want to see my amiibo collection?”
  • “Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.”
  • “So, do you like memes?”
  • “Hey, are you my toe? ‘Cause I wanna bang you on the table.”
  • “Are you the Sims game? Because I wanna create a life with you.”
  • “You’re on my list of things to do tonight.”
  • “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”
  • “What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?”
  • “Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”
  • “If I was a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.”
  • “Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.”
  • “Your Face,  [Pause]  I like that shit!”
  • “Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
  • “Why did the chicken cross the road? Go go out with me… Please go out with me.”
  • “Hey, girl, did we just share electrons? ‘Cause I’m feeling the Covalent bond between us.”
  • “How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, I’m ____.”
  • “Now, I’m no weatherman, I expect you’ll get a few inches tonight.”
  • “Hey, face… nice girl.”
  • “Are you an orphanage? ‘Cause I wanna give you kids.”
  • “Hey, girl, wanna have really high expectations, then be terribly disappointed?”
  • “You’ll do.”

frustrated nerd doodles after laptop gives out, starts with hand, somehow ends up on the top right

anonymous asked:

29 and Kenpachi works really well 😂

Two Kenpachi’s back to back but I was inspired so here we go! Oh anon, I had a lot of fun with this one. I had to look up lists of bad pickup lines because truthfully, I struggle with writing comedy but I hope this makes you chuckle. Slightly NSFW for language and implicit language.

Zaraki Kenpachi – Prompt # 29 - “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”

“Hey _____-chan,” Kenpachi says slurring your name slightly. Oh dear, how much has your captain had to drink already?

“Yes, captain?” you ask before taking a sip from the saucer in your hand.

After a moments consideration he blurts out, “Your face…I like that shit!”

Both you and Ikkaku spit out your drinks as Yumichika covers his mouth, either in shock or to hide his grin you’re not sure. All three of you stare at the large man before you like he has two heads.

“I…um…excuse me?” you stammer, clearly flustered and wondering what the hell he’s up to.  

Looking you up and down he replies, “You know, you should tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes!”

By now Ikkaku is turning red in efforts not to laugh while you’re turning the same shade in dire embarrassment. Did someone spike his drink? You glance around, looking for Nemu; typically, she’s who Kurotsuchi-taichou sends to do his dirty work in unofficial drug experimentation.

“Captain, are you…feeling alright?” Yumichiki asks, a rather undignified snort escaping as he too attempts not to laugh.  

Ignoring him, Kenpachi walks toward you, his figure towering over you when your back hits the courtyard wall. As he leans down to your ear you can smell the sake on his breath, but you know by now he’s completely fine; he’s just fucking with you because he can. Lowly, almost purring, he says, “If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.” Your cheeks flush even darker along with a distinct heat growing between your legs.

Swallowing thickly, you maneuver around him, rushing to your barracks to splash cold water on your face. You can’t believe he pulled this shit in front of the entire squad, never mind the fact most of them are unconscious. You’re two best friends back there have just been handed ammunition to use against you for years

Undeterred, Kenpachi follows you, the protests of his subordinates falling on deaf ears. Just as you finish drying your face he opens then shuts the door. One firm tug has your back smacking against his chest. As he wrenches open your kosode and shitagi in one pull you finally give into his game, “You know captain, it must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pick up line.”

“Yeah, well they worked,” he says gruffly, “I can smell your heat from here.” Turning you around, he lifts you up, hands latching onto your ass. Grinning wickedly, he kisses your neck roughly, murmuring against your flesh, “Don’t worry baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.” He uses all night to make good on his promise.

seyvetch  asked:

2 11 12 29 30 I hope that isn't too many bro. have a bice day!

2- Tell us a secret about your character

Oh, hmmm

I’ve been working on this site and creating playlists for each one of them?

11- Show your face?

I look like shit now, please look at me with the eyes closed


12- Give us a headcanon about one of your characters

Frisk is secretly afraid of eating too many sticks and growing trees inside their stomach.

Ayy imma let the rest for other asks ajkfahkjfl

anonymous asked:

Hey Brian. Your face... I like that shit.

The sunglasses when anonymous tells me something…I like that shit. Thanks anonymous you’re so sweet.


When I first started going to auditions, the feedback would be, ‘He’s a great actor, but it doesn’t make sense for the character to have those scars.’ Things had always had a way of working out for me, so when that happened, I remember having to do some soul-searching: ’Oh fuck, is this actually going to be a thing? Is this going to inhibit me from doing this?’ That was a low point.