your worshipfulness

JOKER fangirl starter pack:

  • red lipstick
  • an insatiable urge to write HA HA HA on other people’s belongings
  • playing cards; it is ideal that you carry them in your purse at all times
  • green temporary hair spray
  • a rubber chicken filled with cement
  • jokes that you don’t realize are inappropriate until after you’ve already told them and everyone else looks uncomfortable; laugh anyway
  • purple clothes
  •  a fondness for women in tight pants 
  • a switchblade; you are welcome to use it as a fashion accessory
  • a whoopie cushion 
  • a photograph of Batman defaced to look like Groucho Marx 
  • a mirror to daily worship your own reflection
  • pie

(requested by @aharleyquinnade)

anonymous asked:

Boa tarde, poderia me indicar algumas músicas de adoração ?

Boa noite nony, posso sim 💛

Parachute - Forever and Always
Isadora Pompeo - Oi, Jesus
Megafone - A Casa é Sua
Preto no Branco - Ninguém Explica Deus ft. Gabriela Rocha
Ministério Zoe - Canção do Publicano
Stevie McCrorie - All I Want (Kodaline Cover)
United Pursuit - Seasons Change
United Pursuit  - Hidden
United Pursuit -  Head to the Heart
Elevation Worship - Here As In Heaven Acoustic
Elevation Worship  - Resurrecting
Elevation Worship - Your Promises
Ton Carfi - Porque Eu Te Amei
Megafone - Meu Deus Está Vivo
Expressão Vocal - Se Meu Povo Orar
Ministério Zoe - Nunca Foi Sobre Nós
Ministério Zoe - Fica Aqui Pai
Ministério Zoe - No Silêncio
Os Arrais
- Ele é
Amanda Rodrigues
- Sobre Ele

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me @ those haters who’re trying to smear super junior members

ask and you shall receive | pt 2 (m)

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pairing: jung hoseok x reader, sugar daddy! hoseok
genre/warnings: smut, oral, dirty talk, (cute) dom! hoseok
words: 15,413
summary: your sugar daddy says you don’t have to sleep with him if you don’t want to…trouble is, you do want to. You’re just nervous and a little inexperienced, but he catches on quick and begins to teach you the true pleasures of sex, and boy, are they good…

» pt 1 | pt 2 |

a/n: my blood sweat and tears omgg! Thank you guys!!

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AMERICAN GODS SENTENCE STARTERS

episode one - the bone orchard. ( contains violence and nsfw themes )

  • ❝ no expertise can surmount a sea that does not wish you to reach shore. ❞
  • ❝ wind can be reasoned with. ❞
  • ❝ celebration was cut short. ❞
  • ❝ only good thing about being in prison is the relief. ❞
  • ❝ tomorrow can’t do anything today hasn’t already managed. ❞
  • ❝ this country went to hell when they stopped hanging folks. ❞
  • ❝ no gallows dirt, no gallows deals. ❞
  • ❝ you know, i’m not superstitious. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t believe in anything i can’t see. ❞
  • ❝ i feel like there’s a fuckin’ axe hanging over my head. i can’t see it, but i believe it. ❞
  • ❝ i can see it fine. ❞
  • ❝ prison has a way of trying to keep you in prison. ❞
  • ❝ i smell snow. ❞
  • ❝ i love you. something feels weird. ❞
  • ❝ i love you too. what feels weird? ❞
  • ❝ the air feels constipated, like if it’d just push out a storm, it’d be okay. ❞
  • ❝ a hundred twenty hours till you’re home. ❞
  • ❝ waiting for the sky to fall is gonna cause more bother than the sky actually falling. which it isn’t. ❞
  • ❝ do not piss off those bitches in airports. ❞
  • ❝ i guess this must be your lucky day, huh ?
  • ❝ you nervous ?
  • ❝ just sit back and be a bird. ❞
  • ❝ i offer you the worm from my beak and you look at me like i fucked your mom
  • ❝ you’re just the first person i’ve met who isn’t an asshole. ❞
  • ❝ give me time. ❞
  • ❝ what would you have done, my boy
  • ❝ seems like a firm decision made for good reasons, i can respect that. ❞
  • ❝ you lost something vital in there, and not just time. ❞
  • ❝ what might i call you, if i were so inclined
  • ❝ always good to meet a fellow traveler. ❞
  • ❝ i usually end up getting what i want. on average, over time. ❞
  • ❝ it’s all about getting people to believe in you. it’s not their cash, it’s their faith. ❞
  • ❝ now, what’s keeping us aloft ? faith ? or newton ?
  • ❝ don’t rush into this, take your time. ❞
  • ❝ there’s always work for a big guy who’s smart enough to know he’s better off letting people think he’s dumb. ❞
  • ❝ by the end of your tenure, you could be the next king of america. ❞
  • ❝ a man gets out of prison, he should be focused above all on not going back. ❞
  • ❝ believe. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t think i have the talent for it. ❞
  • ❝ you … like me
  • ❝ i’m not what i once was. ❞
  • ❝ you’re perfect. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t know what i’m doing. ❞
  • ❝ what man does ?
  • ❝ do something for me. worship me. ❞
  • ❝ worship me. pray to me like i’m your god. your goddess. ❞
  • ❝ you feel so good. i could keep fucking you forever. ❞
  • ❝ say my name. ❞
  • ❝ beloved, i worship your breasts and your eyes and your cunt. and i worship your thighs and your eyes and your cherry red lips. ❞
  • ❝ i am yours, my beloved. ❞
  • ❝ go on, let go ! give me everything !
  • ❝ i love you. ❞
  • ❝ not that rushing into things can’t be a good thing … ❞
  • ❝ sex rushed into tends to work out best for all involved. ❞
  • ❝ okay, i’ve said ‘fuck off’ politely as many ways as i’m gonna. now i’m fixing to be direct. ❞
  • ❝ what the fuck do you know about [ ] ?
  • ❝ more than you, it seems. ❞
  • ❝ i’m not gonna work for anyone who’s got worse luck than me. ❞
  • ❝ call it. ❞
  • ❝ rigged games are the easiest to beat. ❞
  • ❝ you’re a little creepy, and you’re forward, and familiar, and i don’t like it. i don’t like you. ❞
  • ❝ who’re you ?
  • ❝ i’m a leprechaun. ❞
  • ❝ we don’t come from moscow, russia. or moscow, idaho, for that matter. ❞
  • ❝ no details. ❞
  • ❝ devil’s in the details. ❞
  • ❝ do you know who he is ? who he really is
  • ❝ he’s hustling you. he’s a hustler. ❞
  • ❝ damn right. i’m a hustler, swindler, cheater, and liar. it’s why i need assistance. ❞
  • ❝ name your price. ❞
  • ❝ how’d you do it ?
  • ❝ with panache. ❞
  • ❝ simplest trick in the world. ❞
  • ❝ i’ll fight you for it. ❞
  • ❝ win or lose, and you will lose, it’s yours if you fight me. ❞
  • ❝ can you feel the joy rising in your veins like the sap in the springtime ?
  • ❝ i wanted to be a part of your history. ❞
  • ❝ it’s just anger ––– makes you feel like you can change the outcome. ❞
  • [] had the nerve to ask me what i wanted him to do with it. i told him leave it where it found it. ❞
  • ❝ target would be more interesting than here. ❞
  • ❝ if there isn’t some kinda life after death, i’m gonna be so fuckin’ pissed. ❞
  • ❝ there is no closure from the dead. ❞
  • ❝ i’m sorry for your loss, [] , i really am. anyone tell you that yet ? anyone even hug you ?
  • ❝ hear me out, this is a good one. lex talionis. an eye for an eye. a blowjob for a blowjob. ❞
  • ❝ jesus, who knew i could be so angry ?! 
  • ❝ i am trying to get my dignity back here
  • ❝ don’t fuck with me, [
  • ❝ what’s he doing here ? what’s the plan ? what’s the game plan, man ? ❞
  • ❝ how auspicious, you must be special. ❞
  • [ ] is history. forgotten and … old. ❞
  • ❝ we have reprogrammed reality. language is a virus. religion, an operating system, and prayers are just so much fucking spam. ❞
  • ❝ the dominant fucking paradigm, [] , that is the only important thing. ❞
  • ❝ by the way, i was sorry to hear about your wife/husband. tough break. ❞
  • ❝ so, i will ask again: what is it [ ] is up to ? ❞
  • ❝ you saying you don’t know ? … would you tell me even if you did ?

Your worship has paid off. The gods will be returning for Season 2. Gods #STARZ #God Squad #Neil Gaiman #Bryan Fuller #Michael Green

Tasty* ~ [1/2]

Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader
Rating: Mature - 18+ only
Summary: Reader prepares the last important details of Chris’ thirty-sixth birthday party, but he can only think of one or two ways he’d like to celebrate this day with her.
Word Count: 2.5k
Genre: Fluff/Mild smut
Warnings: build up; mentions of sex/innuendos, Chris being a dork and a butt guy, slight food play/kink, make out session and language!
Author’s Note: I know, Chris’ birthday was yesterday (June 13th), but I actually wrote so much that I had to split this into two parts. The actual smut will be in the last part hopefully up tomorrow. Once again, happy birthday to the Dorito and enjoy! xx

    “Dodger, come here,” you whispered and the dog padded out of the kitchen, stopping at your feet. You bent and patted his back as his tail wagged excitedly.

    Staring back at your reflection in the mirror of the foyer, you smoothed out your dress - the same summer dress you’d wear on your first date with Chris three years ago - and you applied your cranberry lip balm. You weaved a hand through your hair, pushed up your breasts and you picked up the breakfast tray you’d left on the entryway table.

    “What do you think? He’s going to like it, right?” You asked Dodger and laughed at how ridiculous you sounded. My God, I’m talking to a dog.

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    How can we “be ourselves” while also embracing who God has called us to be?

    The first and most important thing is knowing who we are in Him: “‘For in him we live and move and have our being.’ As some of your own poets have said, ‘We are his offspring.’” - Acts 17:28

    When we accept Jesus as our Savior, we are given access to God and Eternal Life in Him, which we could not have possibly attained before. We can walk with a renewed hope and a renewed mind, knowing that no matter the darkness and uncertainty that tries to fill our being, our hearts are already secured in Jesus’ name. We can have confidence no matter what comes our way, because we know Who is with us.

    This is what it means to have confidence in Christ. This is what it means to know who you are in Him. And now that you know who you, you can began to embrace what God has called you to be.

    So more than we worry about which career or city or ministry God has called us to, we must wake up every morning knowing that we have already been called to be His children. We have already been called out of darkness and into His light. We have already been called to share that light with others.

    On a practical level, when it comes to being ourselves, this is who we must focus on being, because in Christ, this is who we are. Our careers, where we live, what we’re passionate about, and even our relationships are apart of our lives, but it is Christ that shapes our identity.

    And as we learn this more and more on a daily basis, we can pray and ask the Lord to show us how to be ourselves, even when we don’t have all of the other things we feel are apart of our identity, because in Christ now we know that ultimately, our identity is in Him.

    And God is faithful in showing you these things! You can only see your life from the angle in which you stand, but He sees every dimension of you, in the past, present and future. So talk to Him daily, more than just once in the morning or evening. Get to know Him more and He will show you more, so that you can focus more on being who He has called you to be.

    Written by @morganhnichols for #TheDevoCo